Sean M Davis
@seanmdavis.bsky.social
Writer, cyclist, bassist, cat dad
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Sean M Davis
@seanmdavis.bsky.social
· Apr 21
I am not the asshole CEO of the federalist.
I guess I'm going to need to start writing under a psuedonym 😰
Which is a shame... I like my name and it took me a long time to like it. I used to hate it as a kid.
I guess I'm going to need to start writing under a psuedonym 😰
Which is a shame... I like my name and it took me a long time to like it. I used to hate it as a kid.
Long story short, I got eight steroids injections into my face last week and ever since, I've been ravenously hungry. Last night, I had a dream in which I ate 3 doughnuts. Something is wrong with me.
November 10, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Long story short, I got eight steroids injections into my face last week and ever since, I've been ravenously hungry. Last night, I had a dream in which I ate 3 doughnuts. Something is wrong with me.
For me, the most telling moment of the idiot's first campaign was when he said he could shoot someone in the middle of 5th avenue and he wouldn't lose any votes. He said it, and they applauded it. It's a moment that got lost in the noise, which happens a lot because he creates a lot of noise.
November 8, 2025 at 2:07 PM
For me, the most telling moment of the idiot's first campaign was when he said he could shoot someone in the middle of 5th avenue and he wouldn't lose any votes. He said it, and they applauded it. It's a moment that got lost in the noise, which happens a lot because he creates a lot of noise.
About to ask my therapist a bold question: if I can use her microwave. My coffee has gone tepid
November 5, 2025 at 2:28 PM
About to ask my therapist a bold question: if I can use her microwave. My coffee has gone tepid
I've been off work for a week dealing with family health stuff. I texted my boss today to ask if I can switch my schedule on Thursday to be able to go to an appointment and he said yes. Then he asked me how I'm doing.
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Man, I don't even know!
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Man, I don't even know!
November 4, 2025 at 3:32 PM
I've been off work for a week dealing with family health stuff. I texted my boss today to ask if I can switch my schedule on Thursday to be able to go to an appointment and he said yes. Then he asked me how I'm doing.
...
Man, I don't even know!
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Man, I don't even know!
Finally a chance to chill after a horrible week. My awkward middle child wanted cuddles immediately.
November 2, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Finally a chance to chill after a horrible week. My awkward middle child wanted cuddles immediately.
I'm cheering for Scherzer. Once a tiger...
November 2, 2025 at 1:46 AM
I'm cheering for Scherzer. Once a tiger...
It's official... No trick or treaters this year. I guess this week could get worse.
November 1, 2025 at 1:47 AM
It's official... No trick or treaters this year. I guess this week could get worse.
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Something's going on right now and I'm feeling very overwhelmed. As usual, I feel like the one put in charge of the situation. I'm being asked a lot of questions right now that I don't know the answers to. But I'm trying to consciously change my way of reacting to the questions from
October 29, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Something's going on right now and I'm feeling very overwhelmed. As usual, I feel like the one put in charge of the situation. I'm being asked a lot of questions right now that I don't know the answers to. But I'm trying to consciously change my way of reacting to the questions from
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Grief is a motherfucker.
October 27, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Grief is a motherfucker.
This is my favorite time of year to ride.
#willbikeforburritos
#willbikeforburritos
October 26, 2025 at 3:51 PM
This is my favorite time of year to ride.
#willbikeforburritos
#willbikeforburritos
One more hour in a work day that has lasted 17 years...
October 26, 2025 at 12:14 AM
One more hour in a work day that has lasted 17 years...
Coworker, on the phone: hey, I'm going to be late today.
Me: okay, what's the hub bub?
CW: I'm, uh... stuck in an elevator.
Me: ... Do you live in a fucking cartoon?!
Me: okay, what's the hub bub?
CW: I'm, uh... stuck in an elevator.
Me: ... Do you live in a fucking cartoon?!
October 24, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Coworker, on the phone: hey, I'm going to be late today.
Me: okay, what's the hub bub?
CW: I'm, uh... stuck in an elevator.
Me: ... Do you live in a fucking cartoon?!
Me: okay, what's the hub bub?
CW: I'm, uh... stuck in an elevator.
Me: ... Do you live in a fucking cartoon?!
You know what game is not fun to play after you've had a whiskey? Silksong.
October 22, 2025 at 2:03 AM
You know what game is not fun to play after you've had a whiskey? Silksong.
Aunt (5'1"): you're what... 6'3"?
Me (5'11"): no, I just seem that tall because you're that short.
Me (5'11"): no, I just seem that tall because you're that short.
October 20, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Aunt (5'1"): you're what... 6'3"?
Me (5'11"): no, I just seem that tall because you're that short.
Me (5'11"): no, I just seem that tall because you're that short.
Today's ride was out of town for me, on Columbus' Scioto trail, part of the Ohio to Erie trail, which is a bucket list item of mine.
Ps I should not be able to ride sleeveless in mid October.
#climatechange #ridingbikes #willbikeforburritos
Ps I should not be able to ride sleeveless in mid October.
#climatechange #ridingbikes #willbikeforburritos
October 18, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Today's ride was out of town for me, on Columbus' Scioto trail, part of the Ohio to Erie trail, which is a bucket list item of mine.
Ps I should not be able to ride sleeveless in mid October.
#climatechange #ridingbikes #willbikeforburritos
Ps I should not be able to ride sleeveless in mid October.
#climatechange #ridingbikes #willbikeforburritos
We don't have a "homeless" problem. We have a "system that creates and ignores unhoused people" problem.
October 17, 2025 at 1:30 PM
We don't have a "homeless" problem. We have a "system that creates and ignores unhoused people" problem.
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Spent an hour fighting Sister Splinter. Felt there were a couple times that I came really really close to beating her, but those twice damned flying assholes get me every fucking time!!
October 17, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Spent an hour fighting Sister Splinter. Felt there were a couple times that I came really really close to beating her, but those twice damned flying assholes get me every fucking time!!
My bodyguards taking their job seriously.
October 15, 2025 at 12:42 PM
My bodyguards taking their job seriously.
Coworker: This isn't a touchscreen.
Me: that's correct.
CW: why can't I get this to go away?
Me: you have to use the button.
CW: why can't I touch the screen?
Me: because it's not a touch screen.
CW: *blank look
Me: honey, are you okay?!
Me: that's correct.
CW: why can't I get this to go away?
Me: you have to use the button.
CW: why can't I touch the screen?
Me: because it's not a touch screen.
CW: *blank look
Me: honey, are you okay?!
October 14, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Coworker: This isn't a touchscreen.
Me: that's correct.
CW: why can't I get this to go away?
Me: you have to use the button.
CW: why can't I touch the screen?
Me: because it's not a touch screen.
CW: *blank look
Me: honey, are you okay?!
Me: that's correct.
CW: why can't I get this to go away?
Me: you have to use the button.
CW: why can't I touch the screen?
Me: because it's not a touch screen.
CW: *blank look
Me: honey, are you okay?!
I ironically posted about the cat distribution system last week. This week, I've got this beautiful girl hanging around.
Why can't I manifest money this easily? Or a new bike?! Why is it only cats?!
Why can't I manifest money this easily? Or a new bike?! Why is it only cats?!
October 14, 2025 at 4:27 PM
I ironically posted about the cat distribution system last week. This week, I've got this beautiful girl hanging around.
Why can't I manifest money this easily? Or a new bike?! Why is it only cats?!
Why can't I manifest money this easily? Or a new bike?! Why is it only cats?!
New album about to drop from this sick new duo.
(Ignore the corner of my shoulder)
(Ignore the corner of my shoulder)
October 14, 2025 at 12:22 PM
New album about to drop from this sick new duo.
(Ignore the corner of my shoulder)
(Ignore the corner of my shoulder)
All right folks, I'm writing a new joke to annoy a coworker who had the temerity to besmirch my jokes. The point is to draw them in and play it serious so that when I deliver the punchline, it hits like a cartoon ton of bricks. So here's what I have so far.
October 13, 2025 at 5:00 PM
All right folks, I'm writing a new joke to annoy a coworker who had the temerity to besmirch my jokes. The point is to draw them in and play it serious so that when I deliver the punchline, it hits like a cartoon ton of bricks. So here's what I have so far.