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Sean Dalton
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Alexandria, VA, husband, dad, fed employee, very amateur DnD DM. It's all drinks, comics & transpo. GO HEELS, & views are mine. He/him.
So, my wife and I watched "Sirens," and, uh...yeah. That was something.

I would've liked it 100% more had it ended like "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest" -- Devon smothers Simone with a brocade pillow and then hucks the horse sculpture through the sliding glass door to run to the ferry.
May 28, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Bluesky peeps, a friend is in need of recommendations for a personal/income tax attorney in MD or DC. Anyone y'all can recommend?
April 30, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Shot, and chaser, in the timeline. Ouch.
April 23, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Big brain idea: hitting up the Duty Free shop in the Canadian airport...

... to restock the strategic maple syrup reserves.
April 22, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Inbox: Your TSP Account Statement is Available

Me:
a group of people sitting in a room with the words " it 's a trick send no reply " on the bottom
ALT: a group of people sitting in a room with the words " it 's a trick send no reply " on the bottom
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April 9, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Age yourself with a movie you saw in the theater.
February 24, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Reposted by Sean Dalton
The Gen X erasure on Strands today.
January 17, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Why isn't "Skeleton Crew" working more for me? I'm the target demographic: huge Star Wars nerd who grew up in the Spielberg/Donner 80s. But it's all just...meh.

Self-edit: Wait, Kelly MacDonald's in this?!? Now withholding judgment.
January 12, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Modern problems call for #ModernMedicine
January 12, 2025 at 1:39 AM
For 52 years, I have been largely indifferent that soccer, as a sport, exists. (Except for UNC women's soccer, because they rule.) But my 15yo has suddenly and inexplicably become a huge Liverpool fan, and I now find myself wholly invested with him in the outcome of this match against Man Utd.
January 5, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Come onnnnnn, OPM!
January 5, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Very Alexandria snowstorm prep: yesterday was the obligatory run for groceries, so today is Bagel Uprising for bagels, Duncan for books, and pickup of a galette des rois from Gustav for Epiphany tomorrow.

Now, let it snow! ❄️
January 5, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Channelling @josephfray.bsky.social tonight...
January 2, 2025 at 12:18 AM
As an ACPS parent, I'm cautiously optimistic about the effort to get cell phones put away during the school day. I think enforcement is going to be a nightmare of inconsistency and whack-a-mole, but staying optimistic.

THIS gem of a tone-deaf plea from our Superintendent, tho...
December 31, 2024 at 5:16 PM
I'm the only short-haired person in the household, yet it's my job to unclog the bathtub drain when it gets clogged.

Feel like I just pulled Samara from "The Ring" out of our drain by her hair. Sorry, kid.
December 27, 2024 at 4:42 PM
Peace, love, and happiness to you this Christmas and Hanukkah. #FarytaleofNewYork
December 26, 2024 at 1:18 AM
Courtesy of the Rosemont listserv Group

Shot; chaser
December 12, 2024 at 4:24 PM
So, not participating in the Advent calendar portion of #ALXBeercember, but my wife and I sure are enjoying two of the best local beers out there.
December 9, 2024 at 1:16 AM
My fantasy football lineup this week looks like NSYNC --

Bye, Bye, Bye

(I'll be here all month, folks.)
December 6, 2024 at 12:37 AM
Y'all, this one is an absolute banger if you enjoy rye...which I do. #Bensonhurst

Also, I'm *way* too old to call anything a "banger."
November 24, 2024 at 1:22 AM
November 22, 2024 at 2:52 AM
Responsibility is wildly overrated. Tuesday night White Negronis for everyone!
November 20, 2024 at 1:38 AM
NOW it's a weekend. #Sidecars
October 4, 2024 at 10:23 PM
Fellow Alexandria cocktail friends, this is your fair warning: we are in the midst of a Chartreuse bonanza. After months of empty shelves, a number of ALX ABC stores have a bounty of both yellow *and* green(!) bottles right now. Restaurants are swooping in, so get thee hence to a store!
September 20, 2024 at 11:32 PM
It is Singapore Sling o'clock.

I have spoken.
August 24, 2024 at 10:54 PM