seancarpenter.bsky.social
@seancarpenter.bsky.social
Magician - Writer - Procrastinator
Will follow back if you are a magic, comedy or crime fiction person.
Will follow back if you are a magic, comedy or crime fiction person.
Post the cover of a book you love from the 90s. (Any century!)
#BookSky #bookchallenge #readingchallenge #readingcommunity #booktok #bookish #books
#BookSky #bookchallenge #readingchallenge #readingcommunity #booktok #bookish #books
January 28, 2026 at 12:40 PM
Post the cover of a book you love from the 90s. (Any century!)
#BookSky #bookchallenge #readingchallenge #readingcommunity #booktok #bookish #books
#BookSky #bookchallenge #readingchallenge #readingcommunity #booktok #bookish #books
Every few weeks Bluesky will decide, apropos of nothing, that I'm really interested in something and fill my Discover timeline with posts about it. Currently it's herons.
January 11, 2026 at 11:01 AM
Every few weeks Bluesky will decide, apropos of nothing, that I'm really interested in something and fill my Discover timeline with posts about it. Currently it's herons.
I knew Maduro reminded me of someone.
January 5, 2026 at 1:39 PM
I knew Maduro reminded me of someone.
New Year's in my Mum's village where middle class hooligans have defaced the deer statue with a bow-tie.
January 2, 2026 at 12:02 PM
New Year's in my Mum's village where middle class hooligans have defaced the deer statue with a bow-tie.
Happy New Year everyone. Here is the best 'New Year' song out of the three that I know.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0Pp...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0Pp...
Loudon Wainwright III. - THIS YEAR
YouTube video by tomkat69pc
www.youtube.com
December 31, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Happy New Year everyone. Here is the best 'New Year' song out of the three that I know.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0Pp...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0Pp...
I thought this was a fake post that someone had mocked up to do a joke about Kemi Badenoch, but no, THIS IS WHAT SHE ACTUALLY SAID!
December 31, 2025 at 8:46 PM
I thought this was a fake post that someone had mocked up to do a joke about Kemi Badenoch, but no, THIS IS WHAT SHE ACTUALLY SAID!
Village People - YMCA
So in 2026, I'm either going to join the US Motorcycle Police, come out as gay, or be the opening act for a Trump rally 😮
So in 2026, I'm either going to join the US Motorcycle Police, come out as gay, or be the opening act for a Trump rally 😮
December 31, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Village People - YMCA
So in 2026, I'm either going to join the US Motorcycle Police, come out as gay, or be the opening act for a Trump rally 😮
So in 2026, I'm either going to join the US Motorcycle Police, come out as gay, or be the opening act for a Trump rally 😮
I bet Twitter is currently full of people asking why there isn't a White Friday.
November 29, 2025 at 12:49 PM
I bet Twitter is currently full of people asking why there isn't a White Friday.
Today's winner of the 'most random graffiti seen in Staffordshire' award goes to ...
November 29, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Today's winner of the 'most random graffiti seen in Staffordshire' award goes to ...
BBC News headlines are getting blunter since the Trump thing ...
November 15, 2025 at 5:36 PM
BBC News headlines are getting blunter since the Trump thing ...
@stevehyett.bsky.social Were you aware of this 'fact' about Klingons? Really? How exactly was this information revealed in an episode of Star Trek?
My husband turned me on to Star Trek. At first, I found Spock really hot. Then, I learned that Klingons have two dicks. Suddenly, I'm fascinated by Worf.
October 22, 2025 at 10:17 AM
@stevehyett.bsky.social Were you aware of this 'fact' about Klingons? Really? How exactly was this information revealed in an episode of Star Trek?
Excellent trolling. 5 stars.
Congratulations to new Nobel Peace Prize laureate María Corina Machado for her courageous struggle to bring democracy to Venezuela.
Live Updates: María Corina Machado of Venezuela Is Awarded the Nobel Peace Prize
www.nytimes.com
October 11, 2025 at 8:30 AM
Excellent trolling. 5 stars.
I see Louis CK is doing a two-hander with Jimmy Carr in Riyadh. Makes a change from his usual one-handers.
September 30, 2025 at 6:50 PM
I see Louis CK is doing a two-hander with Jimmy Carr in Riyadh. Makes a change from his usual one-handers.
The Welsh for 'danger' is 'peril' said in the voice of Gollum.
September 1, 2025 at 2:33 PM
The Welsh for 'danger' is 'peril' said in the voice of Gollum.
Rare sighting in the wild.
August 28, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Rare sighting in the wild.
I still maintain that this is the best joke that has ever been posted on Bluesky. One like.
Here is an erotic picture, especially for the visually impaired.
August 28, 2025 at 2:10 PM
I still maintain that this is the best joke that has ever been posted on Bluesky. One like.
This Airbnb is confusing me. The washing machine is a Hoover, the fridge is a Samsung and the WiFi is supplied by the Shell oil company.
August 28, 2025 at 1:56 PM
This Airbnb is confusing me. The washing machine is a Hoover, the fridge is a Samsung and the WiFi is supplied by the Shell oil company.
Update: Putin messed around at Alaska summit.
Not feeling overly confident myself...
https://www.thetimes.com/us/american-politics/article/trump-putin-summit-economic-incentives-8h0vgnnt5
https://www.thetimes.com/us/american-politics/article/trump-putin-summit-economic-incentives-8h0vgnnt5
Trump says Putin will not ‘mess around' at Alaska summit
The US president said it was a victory that his Russian counterpart was coming to Alaska, but a potential later meeting with Zelensky would be ‘more important'
www.thetimes.com
August 16, 2025 at 10:49 AM
Update: Putin messed around at Alaska summit.
Reposted by seancarpenter.bsky.social
I'm sure if there's one person the Nobel Peace Prize committee look to for guidance, it's definitely Benjamin Netanyahu.
lmao -- Netanyahu tells Trump he's nominated him for the Nobel Prize
July 8, 2025 at 11:10 AM
I'm sure if there's one person the Nobel Peace Prize committee look to for guidance, it's definitely Benjamin Netanyahu.
The idea that Musk is in the 'middle' of politics. Exactly like Rory Stewart would be if he did Nazi salutes, wanted to stop intenational aid and disowned one of his own children.
July 6, 2025 at 11:21 AM
The idea that Musk is in the 'middle' of politics. Exactly like Rory Stewart would be if he did Nazi salutes, wanted to stop intenational aid and disowned one of his own children.
Post a celeb you've been told you resemble. Luckily I still have this in a folder from Twitter. Travolta and Lyndhurst were about a week apart.
July 5, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Post a celeb you've been told you resemble. Luckily I still have this in a folder from Twitter. Travolta and Lyndhurst were about a week apart.
Me: "show less like this"
Bluesky algorithm: "Ooooooooh, he interacted with that! It must be what he's into."
Bluesky algorithm: "Ooooooooh, he interacted with that! It must be what he's into."
June 23, 2025 at 8:28 AM
Me: "show less like this"
Bluesky algorithm: "Ooooooooh, he interacted with that! It must be what he's into."
Bluesky algorithm: "Ooooooooh, he interacted with that! It must be what he's into."
This is clearly the same bloke with and without the wig.
🔴 NEW: It took John Swinney two and a half months to secure a key meeting with Sir Jim Ratcliffe on the future for workers at Grangemouth – and the billionaire only spared half an hour of his time on a video call.
Find out more: theferret.scot/swinn...
Find out more: theferret.scot/swinn...
June 15, 2025 at 5:52 PM
This is clearly the same bloke with and without the wig.