I love The Witch's Wife so much

too many people have drunk from the poisoned fountain of Corporate Canon and allowed suits to tell them what to believe about art

guys i can't express the extent to which you need to shut up about the canon of James Bond. nobody cares. it doesn't matter.

Grimes was never good. Never.

mattie you literally cannot talk about Lost Highway too much for me

i cannot imagine being this bad at the thing i am paid millions of dollars to do

Bond drives a car real fast through Budapest. He hits a bad guy and then gets out and takes a thumb drive from the guy's jacket pocket and says "didn't your mother ever tell you to look both ways before crossing the street?" and then he shoots the guy twice and drives off BANAAAAT DANAAAAAA

(into earpiece) take the shot

i know he's a piece of shit but purely in terms of performance he is my favorite judge lmao

wait lmao did you compare me to joe bastianich

i've seen NON-DAIRY DESSERT TOPPING used

I have seen its face

my strategy of not having a palace or a peach garden and never ordering monkeys to do anything for me has really paid off

93

my favorite Bond by a mile

i loooooove The Listening Lady so so so much

One of the greatest of all time. SWORD OF DOOM one of the best movies ever made.