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🔩Joan
@screwedjoan.bsky.social
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Rock and Roll enthusiast. Political observer leftist. Trans Bisexual Stoner Disaster Dyke. Yes, I am flirting with you. Don’t be a dick. She/Her. 🔞🔞🔞Free Palestine 🇵🇸 Abolish ICE 🐦 Go Seahawks
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midnight on the oregon coast 😻
dark beach with patchwork cloudscape above lit up by an obscured moon, casting everything in silver-grey. the waves crash towards the bottom and there is a large dark rock on the right edge of the frame. the land below the water at the bottom is pitch black
November 30, 2025 at 7:58 AM
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also theres this album from 1996 that is in his catalogue that is absolutely not ronnie james dio but rather some random nonenglish techno band. i love when music cataloguing fails like this
Robot Dio Pop • 1996 • M Lossless • Play X, Shuffle Robot Dio Mau Sekolah Batman Kecil
November 26, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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at a certain point this feels targeted
a selection of yugioh cards lined up by name BOTTOMLESS TRAP HOLE TRAP 罠 VOID TRAP HOLE TRAP HOLE TRAP 罠 罠 TERRIFYING TRAP HOLE NIGHTMARE TRAP 罠 TRAPTANTALIZING TUNE [SPELL CARD]
November 25, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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Joan@screwedjoan.bsky.social • 5mo this is the definitive post of the year Angus Johnston Follow @angus.bsky.social There's a whole tier of Democratic politicians who think the way to solve fascism is to say stuff you would have said eight years ago, but with a curse word in it. Sen. Adam Schiff @schiff.senate.gov • 5d The path back to power for the Democratic Party is to be the party that gets shit done. March 21, 2025 at 6:39 PM ₫ Everybody can reply
November 23, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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why is this so funny to me
molly conger@socialistdogmom.bs... • 2h it's weird to live in a world where a new 'worst thing you've ever imagined' happens at least a few times a month and it's easy to let it all run together and just sort of wash over you and go totally numb to all of it so you don't freak out because you still have to do laundry and go to work. 15 147 833 Gaetano@gmf1369.bsky.social •1d vevo The Verve - Bitter Sweet Symphony YouTube video by TheVerveVEVO www.youtube.com
November 20, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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Joan@screwedjoan.bsky.social • 5mo this is the definitive post of the year Angus Johnston Follow @angus.bsky.social There's a whole tier of Democratic politicians who think the way to solve fascism is to say stuff you would have said eight years ago, but with a curse word in it. Sen. Adam Schiff @schiff.senate.gov • 5d The path back to power for the Democratic Party is to be the party that gets shit done.
November 20, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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Zendaya as Chani from the Dune movie. She is in fremen robes with a tube extending from her nostrils and she has intense blue eyes against a sandy wall. a speech bubble emanating from her mouth to the bottom of the frame to indicate she is speaking the quoted text.
November 20, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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this is the first bridge to the 2024 song “Panic Attack” and it has absolutely nothing to do with the rest of the song it just sounds rad as hell. i don’t know what “wild neurotic memes” memes but it does describe a lot of my life right now so no complaints
Panic Attack Judas Priest Alien nations gleam Cybertronic schemes Fibre optic mass hypnotic Wild neurotic memes
November 18, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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okay but this would rule as an inscrutable tattoo
tiger electronics james bond turning his torso impossibly to aim a gun. the top half of a woman in black gloves and a collared sleeveless black dress raises her arms seeming to emerge out of the top of the contorted bond. there is a right arm punching forward hovering just below the woman’s torso. the lower half of bond has one foot raised slightly. the background is tan with some purple splotches.
November 5, 2025 at 6:40 AM
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steve martin as the dentist from little shop of horrors with a speech bubble emanating from his mouth indicating he is speaking the quoted text
November 3, 2025 at 5:35 AM
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happy saturday :3
joan leaning with an elbow on the counter with a blue-green drink in front of her. she wears a jean jacket and has light brown hair with highlights. she smiles slightly behind lilac glasses. there is a wooden bar ceiling above her with a ventilation system.
November 2, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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:3
joan in a jean jacket smiling with a leafy suburban street behind her. she has lilac glasses, light brown hair with blonde highlights, and a red white and blue purse strap across her chest. the sky behind her is blue and white and there is a large many limbed tree stretching in the middle ground
November 2, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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heyy
joan in a jean jacket with a fluffy wool collar and breast pockets. her hair is light brown and she smiles slightly behind lilac colored glasses. there are trees in various fall colors and a suburban neighborhood street behind her. she has a pink wireless earbud visible in her right ear and a red white and blue purse strap across her chest.
November 1, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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fair enough, he’s not worth fighting for imho, but here’s the bit from him when i pressed him which raised my eyebrow
The Nerdskull @nerdskull.bsky.so... • 1mo I've had this discussion a lot, and I understand. I don't think you would be transmedicalist for suggesting I try estrogen. That's fine, or harmless at worst. The problem l've always had is people calling me and others a "cissexual" because I haven't taken estrogen. 1 14 Joan@screwedjoan.bsky.social • 1mo i understand that and i would suggest you are hung up on that point specifically because you have not tried estrogen yet and i think it would really help you specifically in mentality sense. again i think i don't think it defines you as a trans person i just REALLY think it would help you to try 2 1 个 The Nerdskull@nerdskull.bsky.so... • 1mo I think it probably would too, but I have a lot of fear about starting it for a lot of reasons. In a perfect world, I would be.
October 31, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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the house i just moved into has several cats, one of which is the cutest most attention seeking cat imaginable who also terrorizes my cat constantly out of what i assume is jealousy. We have lived here 6 days and they are already mortal fluffy enemies 🙄
a fluffy calico cat standing on its hind legs on top of a scratching pad and swiping at a black and white cat lying in a tan and blue laundry hamper against a blue wall.
October 31, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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is this anything. will the government censor this? 🧐only time will tell
joan’s butt in jeans taking up most of the frame with a magenta jacket worn on her torso in a tan-walled bathroom with a slate grey towel hanging on her left
October 24, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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jd vance in a whit ebutton up shirt with a crowd behind him speaking to someone behind the camera and holding his right hand out. there is a speech bubble emanating from his mouth indicating he is saying the quoted text.
October 24, 2025 at 5:10 AM
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@thelouvreof.bsky.social thought you might wanna see this
Fantasy Football Draft D... @liberati... • 4h I'M CANADIAN wcmann.bsky.social @wcma... •4h My answer is contained in the question you asked of what l'd say to the families of Palestinians. & l have no proof that you told no one to vote for trump but you sure as fuck defend not voting against him. Not voting against him & allowing him power allows power to cede to him, heritage etc 4 2 34 ① • • wcmann.bsky.social@wcmann.bsk... •4h You're a canadaian that's heavily invested in defending not stopping the trump regime
October 19, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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i love saying “no blocks!” like a new york wiseguy, eg:
October 18, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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Good morning lesbians I am gay :)
joan selfie in a brown suede jacket with a white red and blue purse strap across her chest and a res sweatshirt underneath. she smiles with teeth behind lilac colored glasses. she wears black headphones and her brown hair is pulled back in a ponytail. behind her is an empty neighborhood street with various green leafy trees around and a blue sky and powerlines above.
October 9, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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pov: the economy is bulletproof and there is nothing worth worrying about if you aren’t some kind of idiot asshole
NASDAQ 22,844 • NYSE 21,608 • Dow Jones 46,520 AAPL 257.13 SBUX 86.72 NKE 74.57 • Reuters Wall Street closes with records as tech support offsets labor, shutdown uncertainties
October 3, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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Editor at Buzzfeed: It’s alright. You microdosed a few too many shrooms and that listicle is needs to go up in 45 minutes. You can do this, no one will ever notice, it will be normal.
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October 1, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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iron maiden’s the trooper single cover, the cousin eddie skeleton holding a union jack and a bloody saber as a speech bubble emanates from his mouth to the bottom of the frame indicating he is saying the quoted text
September 20, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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NIVERS
universal studios logo swooping in from behind camera cut off at the front and back so it only reads “NIVERS” with a background of planet earth lit up with lights at night
September 19, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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Arm CEO. The CEO of Arms. Leader of Big Arm.
Rene Haas Arm CEO a plain looking middle aged man in a tuxedo in a ballroom
September 19, 2025 at 6:28 PM