Scrap Iron
@scrap-iron.bsky.social
I used to be funny. I spend far too much time on Fesshole and Anon Opin.
"That spider is after your Lindors, Marla!"
December 15, 2025 at 3:19 PM
"That spider is after your Lindors, Marla!"
Graham Souness: the greatest player to pull on an England shirt. Plus several United shirts and most other teams too.
December 11, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Graham Souness: the greatest player to pull on an England shirt. Plus several United shirts and most other teams too.
The Skull of Thomas Aquinas knoweth not His Shadow.
December 11, 2025 at 9:05 AM
The Skull of Thomas Aquinas knoweth not His Shadow.
Was The Wife experimenting with the repurposing of a disused family heirloom at the time of this shocking event?
December 6, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Was The Wife experimenting with the repurposing of a disused family heirloom at the time of this shocking event?
Every delivery starts with the first step, Andrew.
December 2, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Every delivery starts with the first step, Andrew.
Katie has a challenge
that's a tough ride.
that's a tough ride.
November 23, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Katie has a challenge
that's a tough ride.
that's a tough ride.
The Daily Star's cultural affairs columnist sends in some hard copy.
November 16, 2025 at 6:48 PM
The Daily Star's cultural affairs columnist sends in some hard copy.
One day there will be a pub named after you.
November 15, 2025 at 6:00 PM
One day there will be a pub named after you.
They've caught the rapscallion! Strip him of his medals and snap his sword!
November 14, 2025 at 8:12 PM
They've caught the rapscallion! Strip him of his medals and snap his sword!
Roddy McDowell's first attempt at a resume.
November 14, 2025 at 10:17 AM
Roddy McDowell's first attempt at a resume.
This is the wisdom of the ancients.
November 9, 2025 at 11:20 PM
This is the wisdom of the ancients.
The return of the Starlord. (Working Title)
November 7, 2025 at 8:50 AM
The return of the Starlord. (Working Title)
The fireman's universal key.
November 6, 2025 at 11:20 PM
The fireman's universal key.
Lemurs are such mad bastards.
November 5, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Lemurs are such mad bastards.
Give them each an Eccles cake and an espresso when you move in.
November 3, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Give them each an Eccles cake and an espresso when you move in.
Sometimes, fessor sits on their own and watches Thomas the Tank Engine and such like...
October 31, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Sometimes, fessor sits on their own and watches Thomas the Tank Engine and such like...
This first draft has none of the drama of Julius Caesar, but it shows promise.
October 31, 2025 at 8:39 AM
This first draft has none of the drama of Julius Caesar, but it shows promise.
At home, he's the Real Deal.
October 30, 2025 at 12:52 AM
At home, he's the Real Deal.
Fessor's proof of God's work.
October 29, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Fessor's proof of God's work.
Apparently the script for Casablanca was improv.
"What I’ve got to do, you can’t be any part of. Ilsa, I’m no good at being noble,but it doesn’t take much to see that the maximum of three little sausages don’t amount to a tin of Heinz beans in this crazy world. Someday you’ll understand that."
"What I’ve got to do, you can’t be any part of. Ilsa, I’m no good at being noble,but it doesn’t take much to see that the maximum of three little sausages don’t amount to a tin of Heinz beans in this crazy world. Someday you’ll understand that."
October 29, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Apparently the script for Casablanca was improv.
"What I’ve got to do, you can’t be any part of. Ilsa, I’m no good at being noble,but it doesn’t take much to see that the maximum of three little sausages don’t amount to a tin of Heinz beans in this crazy world. Someday you’ll understand that."
"What I’ve got to do, you can’t be any part of. Ilsa, I’m no good at being noble,but it doesn’t take much to see that the maximum of three little sausages don’t amount to a tin of Heinz beans in this crazy world. Someday you’ll understand that."
Nothing that can't be resolved by buying him Hai Karate for Christmas.
October 28, 2025 at 7:03 AM
Nothing that can't be resolved by buying him Hai Karate for Christmas.