Fun fact: Turning off the lights and staring at a dark ceiling for an hour is not an effective method for falling asleep.

I'm running out of possible bribe ideas.

I might just go pick up a case of mini cupcakes and see what happens.

Good point. I guess the top end price explosion has soured me a little bit. I should probably stop being a butt about it.

So, a 5070 with 4090 performance at $549?

Feels like there's going to be a big asterisk in there somewhere come review time.

I question the validity of you trudging through the snow to get coffee.

I would not question the validity of me trudging through the snow so you can have coffee.