Scott Buckner
@scottybuck217.bsky.social
Old-timey journalist, critical thinker, nonconformist and contrarian.
The three words describe me: Not. Too. Tall.
The three words describe me: Not. Too. Tall.
I’m gonna guess the hardware holding Lindsay Vonn’s leg together is gonna show up on Ebay someday with autographed metal.
February 12, 2026 at 2:01 PM
I’m gonna guess the hardware holding Lindsay Vonn’s leg together is gonna show up on Ebay someday with autographed metal.
There’s a reason it’s called the skeleton in the Olympics:
One wrong move and that’s what you’ll become really soon.
One wrong move and that’s what you’ll become really soon.
February 12, 2026 at 1:59 PM
There’s a reason it’s called the skeleton in the Olympics:
One wrong move and that’s what you’ll become really soon.
One wrong move and that’s what you’ll become really soon.
Dudes - Mardi Gras advice. All beads aside, you’re not getting quality laid for less than a grand.
Per encounter.
Less than that, count on your cock sizzling off pretty soon. Even if you’re using a 20-ply Glad garbage bag in an emergency.
Per encounter.
Less than that, count on your cock sizzling off pretty soon. Even if you’re using a 20-ply Glad garbage bag in an emergency.
February 12, 2026 at 1:50 PM
Dudes - Mardi Gras advice. All beads aside, you’re not getting quality laid for less than a grand.
Per encounter.
Less than that, count on your cock sizzling off pretty soon. Even if you’re using a 20-ply Glad garbage bag in an emergency.
Per encounter.
Less than that, count on your cock sizzling off pretty soon. Even if you’re using a 20-ply Glad garbage bag in an emergency.
I’m telling ya - the only reason CNN’s “big board “ exists is for ppl to underline and circle shit with their finger.
Like, really???
Like, really???
February 12, 2026 at 1:39 PM
I’m telling ya - the only reason CNN’s “big board “ exists is for ppl to underline and circle shit with their finger.
Like, really???
Like, really???
My daily tussle is what’s worse: not shaving for like 2 weeks cuz I’ve been feeling intensely lazy or looking like Mr Gower in ‘It’s A Wonderful Life’.
February 12, 2026 at 1:17 PM
My daily tussle is what’s worse: not shaving for like 2 weeks cuz I’ve been feeling intensely lazy or looking like Mr Gower in ‘It’s A Wonderful Life’.
Black glove found? I suggest the authorities look for not really dead OJ Simpson
February 12, 2026 at 1:11 PM
Black glove found? I suggest the authorities look for not really dead OJ Simpson
I find it marginally funny that every politician who declares a “war” on something or other (drugs, immigrants, inflation, queers, books, blahblahblah) have never been in an actual war.
February 12, 2026 at 1:07 PM
I find it marginally funny that every politician who declares a “war” on something or other (drugs, immigrants, inflation, queers, books, blahblahblah) have never been in an actual war.
Watching CNN News this AM. ICE recruiting commercials keep popping up.
Fucking REALLY, CNN???
The commercials start out saying ICE agents could be my friends and neighbors.
Um, fuck no. I’d sooner set their house on fire than have them be my friends/neighbors.
Fucking REALLY, CNN???
The commercials start out saying ICE agents could be my friends and neighbors.
Um, fuck no. I’d sooner set their house on fire than have them be my friends/neighbors.
February 12, 2026 at 12:52 PM
Watching CNN News this AM. ICE recruiting commercials keep popping up.
Fucking REALLY, CNN???
The commercials start out saying ICE agents could be my friends and neighbors.
Um, fuck no. I’d sooner set their house on fire than have them be my friends/neighbors.
Fucking REALLY, CNN???
The commercials start out saying ICE agents could be my friends and neighbors.
Um, fuck no. I’d sooner set their house on fire than have them be my friends/neighbors.
“self-injection” always sounded to me what you’d do to commit suicide without leaving the stubborn mess.
February 12, 2026 at 12:47 PM
“self-injection” always sounded to me what you’d do to commit suicide without leaving the stubborn mess.
The wardrobe choices of CNN’s @Kate Baldoun (yay! You go, way-north Indiana!) would be a good subject for the weekly meeting. IMO she’s the most versatile big-network morning newsie.
February 12, 2026 at 12:44 PM
The wardrobe choices of CNN’s @Kate Baldoun (yay! You go, way-north Indiana!) would be a good subject for the weekly meeting. IMO she’s the most versatile big-network morning newsie.
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Meanwhile,
Ukrposhta ⬇️
Ukrposhta ⬇️
February 12, 2026 at 12:21 PM
Meanwhile,
Ukrposhta ⬇️
Ukrposhta ⬇️
I can only imagine the photo spread of the Olympic curling teams Penthouse and Hustler mags would be coming up with if those mags were still in business today.
February 12, 2026 at 3:01 AM
I can only imagine the photo spread of the Olympic curling teams Penthouse and Hustler mags would be coming up with if those mags were still in business today.
I can just imagine her in the bedroom.
“You washed-up fuck. You call that thing a cock???”
“You washed-up fuck. You call that thing a cock???”
February 12, 2026 at 2:45 AM
I can just imagine her in the bedroom.
“You washed-up fuck. You call that thing a cock???”
“You washed-up fuck. You call that thing a cock???”
My piece no resistance whenever I want to be extra nice…or wouldn’t mind extra niceness.
No ricotta filler here ever - total mozz and ital sausage bomb.
No ricotta filler here ever - total mozz and ital sausage bomb.
February 12, 2026 at 2:37 AM
My piece no resistance whenever I want to be extra nice…or wouldn’t mind extra niceness.
No ricotta filler here ever - total mozz and ital sausage bomb.
No ricotta filler here ever - total mozz and ital sausage bomb.
Pam Bondi isn’t listening to you, Epstein survivors.
But the rest of us are.
But the rest of us are.
February 9, 2026 at 9:07 PM
Pam Bondi isn’t listening to you, Epstein survivors.
But the rest of us are.
But the rest of us are.
USA Senators were reading the unredacted Epstein files this afternoon.
How many hardons were in that room?
How many hardons were in that room?
February 9, 2026 at 9:05 PM
USA Senators were reading the unredacted Epstein files this afternoon.
How many hardons were in that room?
How many hardons were in that room?
Calling a dude “bra” instead of “bro” is a major difference.
February 9, 2026 at 8:56 PM
Calling a dude “bra” instead of “bro” is a major difference.
Why did so many ppl vote for him even tho he said outright what he’d be doing?
Because those things were so laughable and there was no way an actual American president would or could do those actual things.
Joke’s on us now.
Because those things were so laughable and there was no way an actual American president would or could do those actual things.
Joke’s on us now.
February 8, 2026 at 6:03 PM
Why did so many ppl vote for him even tho he said outright what he’d be doing?
Because those things were so laughable and there was no way an actual American president would or could do those actual things.
Joke’s on us now.
Because those things were so laughable and there was no way an actual American president would or could do those actual things.
Joke’s on us now.
Mine would say “Fuck Karen.” Everybody else can go figure out who Karen is.
February 8, 2026 at 5:37 PM
Mine would say “Fuck Karen.” Everybody else can go figure out who Karen is.
Reposted by Scott Buckner
"The Superbowl Halftime show shouldn't be political," says man who would shit himself with glee if Kid Rock were performing with nothing but a gun and a case of Bud Light
February 8, 2026 at 4:53 PM
"The Superbowl Halftime show shouldn't be political," says man who would shit himself with glee if Kid Rock were performing with nothing but a gun and a case of Bud Light
How long will it take the NFL to have Super Bowl on Saturday instead because don’t they know how many millions of ppl are Super Bowl worthless on Monday?
Like, duhhhh.
Like, duhhhh.
February 8, 2026 at 5:20 PM
How long will it take the NFL to have Super Bowl on Saturday instead because don’t they know how many millions of ppl are Super Bowl worthless on Monday?
Like, duhhhh.
Like, duhhhh.
Washington Post new person blahblahwhateverwhatever …
What do you do with a corpse?
What do you do with a corpse?
February 7, 2026 at 11:31 PM
Washington Post new person blahblahwhateverwhatever …
What do you do with a corpse?
What do you do with a corpse?
If ICE “surrounds the polls” in November, we Americans should meet that with our 2nd Amendment right.
Seriously. We would need to.
Seriously. We would need to.
February 7, 2026 at 10:30 PM
If ICE “surrounds the polls” in November, we Americans should meet that with our 2nd Amendment right.
Seriously. We would need to.
Seriously. We would need to.
If you’ve ever been married, you know the value on apologizing.
Yeah talking to you by DJ Vance and Donald Trump.
Yeah talking to you by DJ Vance and Donald Trump.
February 7, 2026 at 7:14 PM
If you’ve ever been married, you know the value on apologizing.
Yeah talking to you by DJ Vance and Donald Trump.
Yeah talking to you by DJ Vance and Donald Trump.
2 county sheriff’s dept SUVs showed up for something across the street this morning.
For the first time in my long life, I actually thought maybe they came to take me away because of stuff I said here.
Only ppl in Russia instinctively think that.
For the first time in my long life, I actually thought maybe they came to take me away because of stuff I said here.
Only ppl in Russia instinctively think that.
February 7, 2026 at 6:54 PM
2 county sheriff’s dept SUVs showed up for something across the street this morning.
For the first time in my long life, I actually thought maybe they came to take me away because of stuff I said here.
Only ppl in Russia instinctively think that.
For the first time in my long life, I actually thought maybe they came to take me away because of stuff I said here.
Only ppl in Russia instinctively think that.