Scott Troyer
@scotttroyer.com
What’s the German word for witpissingintotheether? #hashtag
Was Andy Warhol trying to warn us about Campbell's Soup
polluting Lake Erie?!
polluting Lake Erie?!
November 26, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Was Andy Warhol trying to warn us about Campbell's Soup
polluting Lake Erie?!
polluting Lake Erie?!
The music world was bad enough already. Now we’re just sealing the coffin really tight.
November 20, 2025 at 3:21 AM
The music world was bad enough already. Now we’re just sealing the coffin really tight.
Thankful for developers and businesses like @valhalladsp.bsky.social that offer great products for reasonable prices with no strings attached. No subscription non-sense, just stuff that works that one can own in perpetuity. #audio #plugins #ValhallaDSP
November 13, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Thankful for developers and businesses like @valhalladsp.bsky.social that offer great products for reasonable prices with no strings attached. No subscription non-sense, just stuff that works that one can own in perpetuity. #audio #plugins #ValhallaDSP
Humblebrag: I busted this 13/16” socket by hand trying to loosen some trailer wheel lug nuts. Hit me up if you need something broken by hand.
November 7, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Humblebrag: I busted this 13/16” socket by hand trying to loosen some trailer wheel lug nuts. Hit me up if you need something broken by hand.
This is why we internet. News, memes, hotcakes, sandwiches. @apnews.com @diedrichbader.bsky.social
November 7, 2025 at 2:10 AM
This is why we internet. News, memes, hotcakes, sandwiches. @apnews.com @diedrichbader.bsky.social
Got a volleyball signed by Kerri Walsh Jennings today. Also saw an Olympic gold medal in person for the first time. Little bit fun in a mundane world.
November 1, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Got a volleyball signed by Kerri Walsh Jennings today. Also saw an Olympic gold medal in person for the first time. Little bit fun in a mundane world.
COMING SOON: When you are not driving your Tesla, it will mine bitcoin for the richest man in the world.
October 29, 2025 at 4:47 PM
COMING SOON: When you are not driving your Tesla, it will mine bitcoin for the richest man in the world.
Middle managers and marketeers, please think about what the goal is before sending out questionnaires to everyone. No one—I REPEAT: NO ONE—chooses one parking app over another except for the decision makers in city halls. Send these questionnaires to your clients, not their plebeian end users.
October 27, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Middle managers and marketeers, please think about what the goal is before sending out questionnaires to everyone. No one—I REPEAT: NO ONE—chooses one parking app over another except for the decision makers in city halls. Send these questionnaires to your clients, not their plebeian end users.
Love @npr.org and #TinyDeskConcerts, but *akshully* it isn't always summer somewhere. When it is spring in the Northern Hemisphere (and thus autumn in the Southern Hemisphere), then it is neither summer nor winter anywhere on Earth. Equatorial regions have seasons that vary between dry vs. wet. 🤓
October 27, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Love @npr.org and #TinyDeskConcerts, but *akshully* it isn't always summer somewhere. When it is spring in the Northern Hemisphere (and thus autumn in the Southern Hemisphere), then it is neither summer nor winter anywhere on Earth. Equatorial regions have seasons that vary between dry vs. wet. 🤓
I love all his work so far. Really hope he publishes more.
October 22, 2025 at 1:36 AM
I love all his work so far. Really hope he publishes more.
More B.S. from Barnes & Noble. Some magnetic page markers that are pandering women’s empowerment that mistakenly connects the “she” of Psalm 46:5 to women instead of the city of God and a typo that completely misses the mark. It should be 1 Corinthians 15:10 not 5:10. 🙃 #AI slop? You go, girl! 😒
October 20, 2025 at 4:23 AM
More B.S. from Barnes & Noble. Some magnetic page markers that are pandering women’s empowerment that mistakenly connects the “she” of Psalm 46:5 to women instead of the city of God and a typo that completely misses the mark. It should be 1 Corinthians 15:10 not 5:10. 🙃 #AI slop? You go, girl! 😒
I find it disappointing Barnes & Noble has a category called “Self-Transformation” that is actually just occult, witchcraft, and astrology. This sort of corporate white-washing of the dark arts is on par with the current administration’s calling-it-whatever-we-want B.S. #sad #crap
October 20, 2025 at 4:09 AM
If you were on the fence about Arial Nova, read this review. Stunning. #fonts #typography
October 19, 2025 at 1:44 PM
If you were on the fence about Arial Nova, read this review. Stunning. #fonts #typography
Playing a cozy little delivery game called Amazon.
October 12, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Playing a cozy little delivery game called Amazon.
When closing the Steam application, this notification should read "Condensing Steam..." or "Depressurizing Steam..." Have a little fun with it. @steampowered.com
October 9, 2025 at 8:39 PM
When closing the Steam application, this notification should read "Condensing Steam..." or "Depressurizing Steam..." Have a little fun with it. @steampowered.com
When I asked the computer to initialize the tomato protocol, I wasn’t expecting something so literal.
September 30, 2025 at 12:27 AM
When I asked the computer to initialize the tomato protocol, I wasn’t expecting something so literal.
Whole Foods' grocery bags say "It's What's Not In The Bag" and claim a list of ingredients that they don't sell. However, #melatonin is included in that list and is definitely being sold in their stores. Here's a picture of the bag and current search results for "melatonin" on their website.
September 20, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Whole Foods' grocery bags say "It's What's Not In The Bag" and claim a list of ingredients that they don't sell. However, #melatonin is included in that list and is definitely being sold in their stores. Here's a picture of the bag and current search results for "melatonin" on their website.
Is this Irish? Welsh? Something else? “FORINN SMIEL SMIE IS MISTER FANIE”
September 17, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Is this Irish? Welsh? Something else? “FORINN SMIEL SMIE IS MISTER FANIE”
Something's not quite right with the rounded corners on application windows in the new macOS Tahoe. They don't feel right. 🤨
September 16, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Something's not quite right with the rounded corners on application windows in the new macOS Tahoe. They don't feel right. 🤨
Why do both of these #WordPress plugins claim that they are formerly known as "Instagram Feed"?
September 10, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Why do both of these #WordPress plugins claim that they are formerly known as "Instagram Feed"?
I made a tool holder today out of driftwood I found on the beach for the carving chisels my wife bought for me.
September 10, 2025 at 1:33 AM
I made a tool holder today out of driftwood I found on the beach for the carving chisels my wife bought for me.