Scott Troyer
@scotttroyer.com
What’s the German word for witpissingintotheether? #hashtag
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Scott Troyer
@scotttroyer.com
· Apr 16
If manufacturing is coming home, then the question for every American is, "What are you going to make?"
Helpful tip for serving your MAGA Thanksgiving: serve the turkey side by side with the meat separated. White on the right, dark on the left. #murica
November 27, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Helpful tip for serving your MAGA Thanksgiving: serve the turkey side by side with the meat separated. White on the right, dark on the left. #murica
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Ron Paul is 100% spot on.
November 25, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Ron Paul is 100% spot on.
TV Chefs: I like to use the food processor for this (because I don't have to clean up after we film this episode).
November 27, 2025 at 12:35 AM
TV Chefs: I like to use the food processor for this (because I don't have to clean up after we film this episode).
If you've never used steel wool to polish up some steel, man are you missing out on one of life's simple joys.
November 26, 2025 at 10:24 PM
If you've never used steel wool to polish up some steel, man are you missing out on one of life's simple joys.
I bought the nicest wallet I could find. Now I don't have anything to put in it.
November 26, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I bought the nicest wallet I could find. Now I don't have anything to put in it.
Was Andy Warhol trying to warn us about Campbell's Soup
polluting Lake Erie?!
polluting Lake Erie?!
November 26, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Was Andy Warhol trying to warn us about Campbell's Soup
polluting Lake Erie?!
polluting Lake Erie?!
Like making pixel art, but tired of computers? Trying cross stitching. Or grid paper and markers. Or brick laying. Or mosaics. Or tapestries. Pixels are older than we often think.
November 25, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Like making pixel art, but tired of computers? Trying cross stitching. Or grid paper and markers. Or brick laying. Or mosaics. Or tapestries. Pixels are older than we often think.
Did you hear about that rare first edition comic book that sold for $9.12 million. It’s super, man.
November 25, 2025 at 10:38 AM
Did you hear about that rare first edition comic book that sold for $9.12 million. It’s super, man.
“Are you enjoying the app?”
—my thermostat control app just now
Oh yes, it is a thrilling app. As fun as using a light switch!
—my thermostat control app just now
Oh yes, it is a thrilling app. As fun as using a light switch!
November 25, 2025 at 10:35 AM
“Are you enjoying the app?”
—my thermostat control app just now
Oh yes, it is a thrilling app. As fun as using a light switch!
—my thermostat control app just now
Oh yes, it is a thrilling app. As fun as using a light switch!
Folks get upset about “nuclear” being pronounced like “nucular,” but the real tragedy is when “chipotle” is refried into “chipolte.”
November 25, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Folks get upset about “nuclear” being pronounced like “nucular,” but the real tragedy is when “chipotle” is refried into “chipolte.”
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🎵 “We need to abolish DST. Keep Standard Time! It’s a practice so harmful and obsolete. Keep Standard Time! No more debating. Keep Standard Time!” 🎶
November 23, 2025 at 5:01 PM
🎵 “We need to abolish DST. Keep Standard Time! It’s a practice so harmful and obsolete. Keep Standard Time! No more debating. Keep Standard Time!” 🎶
They say it’s turtles all the way down, but if you just start turning things over turtle by turtle you find it’s actually a wolf at the bottom.
November 20, 2025 at 12:16 PM
They say it’s turtles all the way down, but if you just start turning things over turtle by turtle you find it’s actually a wolf at the bottom.
greed + delusion = bubble
honesty + fear = pop
honesty + fear = pop
November 20, 2025 at 12:12 PM
greed + delusion = bubble
honesty + fear = pop
honesty + fear = pop
A brief explanation of AI:
We used buy tons of *graphics* cards to run large *language* models, that most of our end users treat like a *search* engine. It hasn’t turned a profit and probably won’t.
We used buy tons of *graphics* cards to run large *language* models, that most of our end users treat like a *search* engine. It hasn’t turned a profit and probably won’t.
November 20, 2025 at 11:57 AM
A brief explanation of AI:
We used buy tons of *graphics* cards to run large *language* models, that most of our end users treat like a *search* engine. It hasn’t turned a profit and probably won’t.
We used buy tons of *graphics* cards to run large *language* models, that most of our end users treat like a *search* engine. It hasn’t turned a profit and probably won’t.
The music world was bad enough already. Now we’re just sealing the coffin really tight.
November 20, 2025 at 3:21 AM
The music world was bad enough already. Now we’re just sealing the coffin really tight.
Why does the word “kiss” seem to be contrary to the bouba/kiki effect? Teeth are exposed. Lips are peeled back. The tongue is pressed to roof of the mouth. Were speakers of Old English bad at kissing?
November 19, 2025 at 9:51 AM
Why does the word “kiss” seem to be contrary to the bouba/kiki effect? Teeth are exposed. Lips are peeled back. The tongue is pressed to roof of the mouth. Were speakers of Old English bad at kissing?
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You can’t spell president without epstein.
November 17, 2025 at 6:40 PM
You can’t spell president without epstein.
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'Tis the season for "the BEST way to cook a turkey" videos. This year humanity we'll definitely figure out The Right Way™ and we'll never have to think about it again. *eyeroll*
November 17, 2025 at 8:19 PM
'Tis the season for "the BEST way to cook a turkey" videos. This year humanity we'll definitely figure out The Right Way™ and we'll never have to think about it again. *eyeroll*
Previously posted on X:
It seems likely that the USA could find itself hosting update a lot state funerals for ex-Presidents within a short window of time. Also, 1946 was a prolific year for producing Presidents.
Carter 100
Clinton 78
Bush 78
Obama 63
Trump 78
Biden 81
It seems likely that the USA could find itself hosting update a lot state funerals for ex-Presidents within a short window of time. Also, 1946 was a prolific year for producing Presidents.
Carter 100
Clinton 78
Bush 78
Obama 63
Trump 78
Biden 81
November 17, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Previously posted on X:
It seems likely that the USA could find itself hosting update a lot state funerals for ex-Presidents within a short window of time. Also, 1946 was a prolific year for producing Presidents.
Carter 100
Clinton 78
Bush 78
Obama 63
Trump 78
Biden 81
It seems likely that the USA could find itself hosting update a lot state funerals for ex-Presidents within a short window of time. Also, 1946 was a prolific year for producing Presidents.
Carter 100
Clinton 78
Bush 78
Obama 63
Trump 78
Biden 81
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all i wanted was a world where I could talk about politics with my friends without ever discussing two presidents giving each other blowjobs but woke took that away too.
November 16, 2025 at 3:42 PM
all i wanted was a world where I could talk about politics with my friends without ever discussing two presidents giving each other blowjobs but woke took that away too.
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Yes. We do remember.
November 16, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Yes. We do remember.