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What’s the German word for witpissingintotheether? #hashtag
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If manufacturing is coming home, then the question for every American is, "What are you going to make?"
Helpful tip for serving your MAGA Thanksgiving: serve the turkey side by side with the meat separated. White on the right, dark on the left. #murica
November 27, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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Ron Paul is 100% spot on.
November 25, 2025 at 4:39 PM
TV Chefs: I like to use the food processor for this (because I don't have to clean up after we film this episode).
November 27, 2025 at 12:35 AM
If you've never used steel wool to polish up some steel, man are you missing out on one of life's simple joys.
November 26, 2025 at 10:24 PM
I bought the nicest wallet I could find. Now I don't have anything to put in it.
November 26, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Was Andy Warhol trying to warn us about Campbell's Soup
polluting Lake Erie?!
November 26, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Like making pixel art, but tired of computers? Trying cross stitching. Or grid paper and markers. Or brick laying. Or mosaics. Or tapestries. Pixels are older than we often think.
November 25, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Did you hear about that rare first edition comic book that sold for $9.12 million. It’s super, man.
November 25, 2025 at 10:38 AM
“Are you enjoying the app?”
—my thermostat control app just now

Oh yes, it is a thrilling app. As fun as using a light switch!
November 25, 2025 at 10:35 AM
Folks get upset about “nuclear” being pronounced like “nucular,” but the real tragedy is when “chipotle” is refried into “chipolte.”
November 25, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Gamelan or gameLAN?
November 24, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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🎵 “We need to abolish DST. Keep Standard Time! It’s a practice so harmful and obsolete. Keep Standard Time! No more debating. Keep Standard Time!” 🎶
November 23, 2025 at 5:01 PM
They say it’s turtles all the way down, but if you just start turning things over turtle by turtle you find it’s actually a wolf at the bottom.
November 20, 2025 at 12:16 PM
greed + delusion = bubble
honesty + fear = pop
November 20, 2025 at 12:12 PM
A brief explanation of AI:

We used buy tons of *graphics* cards to run large *language* models, that most of our end users treat like a *search* engine. It hasn’t turned a profit and probably won’t.
November 20, 2025 at 11:57 AM
The music world was bad enough already. Now we’re just sealing the coffin really tight.
November 20, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Anybody got a T-minus estimate on the #AI bubble? How much time we got before the next Great Depression?
November 19, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Why does the word “kiss” seem to be contrary to the bouba/kiki effect? Teeth are exposed. Lips are peeled back. The tongue is pressed to roof of the mouth. Were speakers of Old English bad at kissing?
November 19, 2025 at 9:51 AM
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You can’t spell president without epstein.
November 17, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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I mean...
November 17, 2025 at 8:07 PM
'Tis the season for "the BEST way to cook a turkey" videos. This year humanity we'll definitely figure out The Right Way™ and we'll never have to think about it again. *eyeroll*
November 17, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Previously posted on X:
It seems likely that the USA could find itself hosting update a lot state funerals for ex-Presidents within a short window of time. Also, 1946 was a prolific year for producing Presidents.

Carter 100
Clinton 78
Bush 78
Obama 63
Trump 78
Biden 81
November 17, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Drumpf is the worst president we’ve ever had. #facts
November 17, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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all i wanted was a world where I could talk about politics with my friends without ever discussing two presidents giving each other blowjobs but woke took that away too.
November 16, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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Yes. We do remember.
November 16, 2025 at 12:18 AM