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Scott Troyer
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· Apr 16
If manufacturing is coming home, then the question for every American is, "What are you going to make?"
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Love Is Bland: a series about how the most successful marriages aren’t good for TV.
January 16, 2026 at 2:09 AM
Love Is Bland: a series about how the most successful marriages aren’t good for TV.
Step 1: Build military warehouse in the shape of a warhorse.
Step 2: Have fun saying sentences about the place.
Step 2: Have fun saying sentences about the place.
January 15, 2026 at 4:47 PM
Step 1: Build military warehouse in the shape of a warhorse.
Step 2: Have fun saying sentences about the place.
Step 2: Have fun saying sentences about the place.
Hallmark of AI chatbots and caller support systems: using your first name waaaaaaay too much. No one in real life says my name in every sentence when talking to me. Creepy poker tell.
January 14, 2026 at 7:16 PM
Hallmark of AI chatbots and caller support systems: using your first name waaaaaaay too much. No one in real life says my name in every sentence when talking to me. Creepy poker tell.
Anyone else getting AI-powered robo-calls from Masterworks? Ugh...
January 14, 2026 at 7:14 PM
Anyone else getting AI-powered robo-calls from Masterworks? Ugh...
Church music sites like SongSelect, PraiseCharts, MultiTracks, etc. need user feedback/review functions for the accuracy of the chord and lyric content. Way too much slop.
January 14, 2026 at 7:12 PM
Church music sites like SongSelect, PraiseCharts, MultiTracks, etc. need user feedback/review functions for the accuracy of the chord and lyric content. Way too much slop.
Wondering if the fundamental Schumann resonance frequencies were part of the writing process and/or inspiration for The Fire Theft's "Uncle Mountain." The opening guitar chords feel like they could be.
January 14, 2026 at 6:48 PM
Wondering if the fundamental Schumann resonance frequencies were part of the writing process and/or inspiration for The Fire Theft's "Uncle Mountain." The opening guitar chords feel like they could be.
Dear modern Christians (especially Protestants),
if your faith feels boring, monotonous, and gray, look up the holidays & traditions of Catholic, Orthodox, & other varieties of Christianity—even Judaism. You'll soon discover events, celebrations, & feasts that we've thrown out. Baby ≠ bathwater.
if your faith feels boring, monotonous, and gray, look up the holidays & traditions of Catholic, Orthodox, & other varieties of Christianity—even Judaism. You'll soon discover events, celebrations, & feasts that we've thrown out. Baby ≠ bathwater.
January 12, 2026 at 11:28 PM
Dear modern Christians (especially Protestants),
if your faith feels boring, monotonous, and gray, look up the holidays & traditions of Catholic, Orthodox, & other varieties of Christianity—even Judaism. You'll soon discover events, celebrations, & feasts that we've thrown out. Baby ≠ bathwater.
if your faith feels boring, monotonous, and gray, look up the holidays & traditions of Catholic, Orthodox, & other varieties of Christianity—even Judaism. You'll soon discover events, celebrations, & feasts that we've thrown out. Baby ≠ bathwater.
Woodworker: I've created this finely-worked piece with the utmost of care and the highest quality of finishes using a piece of recycled cloth.
Interviewer: And where did you source the cloth from?
Woodworker: Uh...it was cut from my old underwear.
Interviewer: And where did you source the cloth from?
Woodworker: Uh...it was cut from my old underwear.
January 12, 2026 at 11:08 PM
Woodworker: I've created this finely-worked piece with the utmost of care and the highest quality of finishes using a piece of recycled cloth.
Interviewer: And where did you source the cloth from?
Woodworker: Uh...it was cut from my old underwear.
Interviewer: And where did you source the cloth from?
Woodworker: Uh...it was cut from my old underwear.
Reposted by Scott Troyer
That awkward moment when your past foreign policy faceplants in real time.
January 11, 2026 at 4:32 PM
That awkward moment when your past foreign policy faceplants in real time.
I'm sick of these bursts of wind. Really I'm disgusted.
January 12, 2026 at 10:05 PM
I'm sick of these bursts of wind. Really I'm disgusted.
I made a lyric video for a friend's original song. www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXHC...
YAHWEH (MY SAVIOR) - VIVIAN BROWN
YouTube video by Vivian Brown
www.youtube.com
January 12, 2026 at 9:03 PM
I made a lyric video for a friend's original song. www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXHC...
Sarcasm is one of the least mature forms of humor. Similarly, apologetics falls into that category. Nothing wrong with either, but they can be indicators of failure to move beyond or advance in wisdom.
January 10, 2026 at 11:10 PM
Sarcasm is one of the least mature forms of humor. Similarly, apologetics falls into that category. Nothing wrong with either, but they can be indicators of failure to move beyond or advance in wisdom.
I'm seeing an uptick of plays on my cover of Tom Waits' "Come On Up to the House," which I figure is probably due to the inclusion of his song at the end of 'Wake Up Dead Man,' the latest Knives Out film. People are looking for alternate versions, maybe?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKqr...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKqr...
Come On Up to the House
YouTube video by Scott Troyer - Topic
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January 10, 2026 at 5:23 PM
I'm seeing an uptick of plays on my cover of Tom Waits' "Come On Up to the House," which I figure is probably due to the inclusion of his song at the end of 'Wake Up Dead Man,' the latest Knives Out film. People are looking for alternate versions, maybe?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKqr...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKqr...
How many people did you kill today?
January 10, 2026 at 12:16 AM
How many people did you kill today?
BBC News reporting on boredom as “raw dogging” with an interview of a Dr. Sandy Mann got me wondering if I’m being played.
January 9, 2026 at 7:05 PM
BBC News reporting on boredom as “raw dogging” with an interview of a Dr. Sandy Mann got me wondering if I’m being played.
What’s going to be the massacre at Lexington level event that will trigger it?
January 9, 2026 at 5:51 PM
What’s going to be the massacre at Lexington level event that will trigger it?
If em dashes are a dead giveaway that something was generated by AI, then how it is I use them in speech all the time? Explain that one, smarty pants.
January 9, 2026 at 4:31 PM
If em dashes are a dead giveaway that something was generated by AI, then how it is I use them in speech all the time? Explain that one, smarty pants.
Really hard to say “up” halfway.
January 8, 2026 at 2:45 AM
Really hard to say “up” halfway.
grilled cheese sandwich > anything you can imagine
January 8, 2026 at 1:39 AM
grilled cheese sandwich > anything you can imagine
In avian communities there’s a lot of discussion about what the Founding Feathers really intended.
January 8, 2026 at 1:29 AM
In avian communities there’s a lot of discussion about what the Founding Feathers really intended.
Dear everyone in control,
I watch post-apocalyptic films as a means of escape. Please stop making these works of art blueprints for how to navigate the future.
Sincerely,
A sci-fi enthusiast
I watch post-apocalyptic films as a means of escape. Please stop making these works of art blueprints for how to navigate the future.
Sincerely,
A sci-fi enthusiast
January 8, 2026 at 1:24 AM
Dear everyone in control,
I watch post-apocalyptic films as a means of escape. Please stop making these works of art blueprints for how to navigate the future.
Sincerely,
A sci-fi enthusiast
I watch post-apocalyptic films as a means of escape. Please stop making these works of art blueprints for how to navigate the future.
Sincerely,
A sci-fi enthusiast
I do NOT have any friends that I fear will be exposed if the unredacted Epstein files were published. Please repost if your situation is the same.
January 8, 2026 at 1:14 AM
I do NOT have any friends that I fear will be exposed if the unredacted Epstein files were published. Please repost if your situation is the same.
If the multiverse is real, why are we in THIS timeline off all the timelines we could be in?
January 8, 2026 at 12:28 AM
If the multiverse is real, why are we in THIS timeline off all the timelines we could be in?
I value Enneagram numbers like I value astrological signs.
Here's a related article:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/0
Here's a related article:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/0
0 - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
January 8, 2026 at 12:16 AM
I value Enneagram numbers like I value astrological signs.
Here's a related article:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/0
Here's a related article:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/0