Scott Reyns
@scottreyns.bsky.social
Actor (SAG-AFTRA), hibernating musician, absurdist, vegan foodie, serial startuper, Information SuperHighway roadkill. Professional useless person. Sillycon Valley, San Fransicko, Lost Angeles, Sierra Nevalands.
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#CatherineOHara was quirky, funny, and lots of fun. #RIP.
January 31, 2026 at 2:24 AM
#CatherineOHara was quirky, funny, and lots of fun. #RIP.
Shout out to those whom in recent days and weeks I’ve seen show some critical thinking, moreover humanity, because for them, too many lines have now finally been crossed.
January 27, 2026 at 4:41 PM
Shout out to those whom in recent days and weeks I’ve seen show some critical thinking, moreover humanity, because for them, too many lines have now finally been crossed.
iOS 26 Focus Modes like Sleep, etc. aren’t muting notifications like they should, but hey: One more reason to just keep smartphones (also tablets and laptops) out of the bedroom. 💡🤓 #1stWorldProblems #LeanIn #StayHuman
January 24, 2026 at 11:04 PM
iOS 26 Focus Modes like Sleep, etc. aren’t muting notifications like they should, but hey: One more reason to just keep smartphones (also tablets and laptops) out of the bedroom. 💡🤓 #1stWorldProblems #LeanIn #StayHuman
“This episode of #BoardOfPeace is brought to you by people who got bored of peace.”
January 24, 2026 at 6:14 AM
“This episode of #BoardOfPeace is brought to you by people who got bored of peace.”
#DryJanuary, but just for my sense of humor.
January 15, 2026 at 10:29 PM
#DryJanuary, but just for my sense of humor.
A shocking, terrible loss. #JamesRansone was brilliant. #RIP
December 22, 2025 at 12:24 AM
A shocking, terrible loss. #JamesRansone was brilliant. #RIP
OH FTW: “It’s those who love the most who‘re happiest, not those who’re loved the most.”
December 22, 2025 at 12:24 AM
OH FTW: “It’s those who love the most who‘re happiest, not those who’re loved the most.”
Fond childhood memories. Dad occasionally tickled me while doing Twiki impressions. Godspeed, #GilGerard. Thank you for all the adventures. #RIP
December 17, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Fond childhood memories. Dad occasionally tickled me while doing Twiki impressions. Godspeed, #GilGerard. Thank you for all the adventures. #RIP
Nothing makes sense anymore. #RIP #RobReiner
December 15, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Nothing makes sense anymore. #RIP #RobReiner
I was today years old when I learned that in 1893, in consideration of common (trade) lingo, the US Supreme Court ruled that the tomato is legally a vegetable, despite it being botanically a fruit.
Good thing nowadays we have Courts that never indulge ignorance or falsehoods over science... Yeah.
Good thing nowadays we have Courts that never indulge ignorance or falsehoods over science... Yeah.
December 5, 2025 at 5:08 AM
I was today years old when I learned that in 1893, in consideration of common (trade) lingo, the US Supreme Court ruled that the tomato is legally a vegetable, despite it being botanically a fruit.
Good thing nowadays we have Courts that never indulge ignorance or falsehoods over science... Yeah.
Good thing nowadays we have Courts that never indulge ignorance or falsehoods over science... Yeah.
Normalize the phrase "I'm about to date myself, here..."
Now, "I'm about to blind date myself," THAT would be weird.
Now, "I'm about to blind date myself," THAT would be weird.
December 5, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Normalize the phrase "I'm about to date myself, here..."
Now, "I'm about to blind date myself," THAT would be weird.
Now, "I'm about to blind date myself," THAT would be weird.
I'm sure Melania, Thiel, Musk, and Tate would all love this. #PoliticalTheater www.kron4.com/news/nationa...
December 4, 2025 at 2:39 AM
I'm sure Melania, Thiel, Musk, and Tate would all love this. #PoliticalTheater www.kron4.com/news/nationa...
#Adolescence: An incredible show. The length of the takes! Very refreshing.
November 23, 2025 at 12:53 AM
#Adolescence: An incredible show. The length of the takes! Very refreshing.
I should be more patient with people. I’m not going to, just saying: I know.🤪
November 19, 2025 at 2:01 AM
I should be more patient with people. I’m not going to, just saying: I know.🤪
A great time to kick # Starbucks. Everything they know about good coffee, they learned from Alfred Peet, anyway (then said “Let‘s just add sugar”). 🙄
www.pbs.org/newshour/nat...?
www.pbs.org/newshour/nat...?
It’s one of Starbucks’ busiest days of the year, and workers just kicked off a 65-store U.S. strike | PBS News
The strike was intended to disrupt Starbucks' Red Cup Day.
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November 14, 2025 at 3:19 AM
A great time to kick # Starbucks. Everything they know about good coffee, they learned from Alfred Peet, anyway (then said “Let‘s just add sugar”). 🙄
www.pbs.org/newshour/nat...?
www.pbs.org/newshour/nat...?
When they were looking for a head of Marketing, without hiding my #VO background, I applied for kicks. I didn't get interviewed. 🤣
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November 13, 2025 at 9:12 PM
When they were looking for a head of Marketing, without hiding my #VO background, I applied for kicks. I didn't get interviewed. 🤣
www.msn.com/en-us/movies...
www.msn.com/en-us/movies...
Props to #NancyPelosi for owning when and how to call it. It’s nice to see at least someone in D.C. actually gets the concept of retirement.
November 7, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Props to #NancyPelosi for owning when and how to call it. It’s nice to see at least someone in D.C. actually gets the concept of retirement.
Were I a pornstar, I'd want a villain role in a #JusticeLeague parody: Schtuppenwolf
November 6, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Were I a pornstar, I'd want a villain role in a #JusticeLeague parody: Schtuppenwolf
I think my boy and I can handle not going to #Disneyland anymore until such time as the villains are again showcased year-round.
October 26, 2025 at 5:26 AM
I think my boy and I can handle not going to #Disneyland anymore until such time as the villains are again showcased year-round.
Really great. If you can’t enjoy at least one episode of this series, you just may have the attention span of a gnat but it’s probably not your fault, so seek help. #PBS #archeology #history #anthropology #science
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www.pbs.org/nova/series/...
Home | NOVA | PBS
The official website for NOVA. NOVA is the most-watched prime time science series on American television, reaching an average of five million viewers weekly.
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October 16, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Really great. If you can’t enjoy at least one episode of this series, you just may have the attention span of a gnat but it’s probably not your fault, so seek help. #PBS #archeology #history #anthropology #science
www.pbs.org/nova/series/...
www.pbs.org/nova/series/...
#RIP #DianeKeaton. She was the best.
October 11, 2025 at 9:36 PM
#RIP #DianeKeaton. She was the best.