Pizza Slut 🇺🇦
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Pizza Slut 🇺🇦
@scottprobably.bsky.social
The NFL is too American focused to ever be a global league
February 8, 2026 at 11:30 PM
Is there an Ask Jeeves app? Maybe I should google it
February 1, 2026 at 3:01 PM
Cat owners projecting emotions onto their cats like “I’m afraid they’ll miss me when I’m away for a night”…ummmm yeah, they’ll be gutted I’m sure
January 5, 2026 at 5:00 PM
It’s wild that Ms. Frizzle drove the school bus. What a shitty union, most hard to believe aspect of the show
December 16, 2025 at 9:15 PM
No one alive today has ever Christmas caroled
December 3, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Christmas music already? Play some Thanksgiving music you cowards!
November 21, 2025 at 7:56 PM
@jtkantor.bsky.social My kids first game and they’d love to hear Bad Blood, Lover, or any Taylor Swift tbh
April 24, 2025 at 5:01 PM
I fucking hate Real Madrid
March 12, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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Elon lied.

Funding for Ebola and PEPFAR have not resumed.

Please share widely.
February 27, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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Elon Musk said DOGE made a mistake by cutting USAID’s Ebola prevention but it had been “restored.”

That’s not true, current and former officials told me and @johnphudson.bsky.social.

“There have been no efforts to ‘turn on’” Ebola prevention, said Nidhi Bouri, who oversaw team until January.
Musk claims DOGE ‘restored’ Ebola prevention effort. Officials disagree.
USAID’s initiatives to fight Ebola and other diseases have been gutted, current and former agency officials said.
www.washingtonpost.com
February 26, 2025 at 11:41 PM
4 Nations is 🔥. Really looking forward to how the NHL will inevitably drain the magic from future tournaments
February 16, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Why haven’t the Dutch embraced ice hockey? They love ice skating. They love field hockey
February 16, 2025 at 1:43 AM
I feel like there’s a big difference between someone saying “Not for me” and losing their damn minds because the halftime show is not for them
February 12, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Am I that sweet? I guess so
February 4, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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Trump wants to annex Canada the same way that Hitler wanted Austria.
February 2, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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This kind of hostile executive takeover of the government is a hallmark of nazism.

Nazi takeovers involved dismantling democratic institutions, consolidating power under a single authority, suppressing opposition, and using state violence to maintain control.

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
Trump’s revenge agenda has shocked officials who ‘didn’t think it was going to be this bad’, insiders say
Trump’s better-known adversaries were expecting payback, but more intense vengeance is being felt by civil servants
www.theguardian.com
February 1, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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BREAKING NEWS:

A passenger jet collided midair with a black hawk helicopter and crashed into the Potomac River in a mass casualty event in Washington DC.

Just last week, Trump FIRED the head of the Transportation Security Administration (TSA) and disbanded the Aviation Security Advisory Committee.
January 30, 2025 at 3:12 AM
I feel like John Wick needs therapy
January 30, 2025 at 4:03 AM
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Jesus Fucking Christ they cut off funding for the National Center for Missing and Exploited Children
I was told they cared about the children.
January 28, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Severence assumes I remember more of Season 1 than I actually do and both of us are feeling a little embarrassed about it
January 29, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Thanks ChatGPT therapist
January 16, 2025 at 8:23 PM
C’mon baby play me something like Here Comes the Sun
January 3, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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The pigs have taken control of the farm again.
December 30, 2024 at 2:23 AM
Harry Wilson!!!
December 26, 2024 at 4:40 PM
This Christmas I’m thinking about the people I’ve gotten revenge on 😊
December 25, 2024 at 7:28 PM