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Old Man Josh (he/him)
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If I don't know you I'm probably going to block you. I like liberal politics, board games, D&D, scooters, ska, St. Louis City, and delicious food. I'm mainly here to follow friends I already know. I have no time for bigots of any stripe.
Checking in. Still Aro-Ace AF.
September 4, 2025 at 11:52 PM
I have the coolest parents.
August 17, 2025 at 5:30 AM
I got Apple TV for Ted Lasso and Murderbot Diaries. Both were excellent. Is there anything else on Apple TV I need to watch before I kill the subscription?
August 14, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Damn it, Gurathin. How are you so punchable?

I've read most of the books but only watched the first two episodes of the show so far. He's so f***ing punchable.
July 30, 2025 at 1:37 AM
1/3 I think MAGAts took the small fire that was the Epstein case and convinced their followers it was a raging inferno for political reasons. And now they have to explain why they aren't trying to put out the pretend fire.
July 16, 2025 at 6:36 PM
TBH, I don't see a "MAGA civil war" over the Epstein files. It's more an example of how long it takes to turn around a massive ship when it has momentum. They'll turn it around eventually and people will lose any sense of urgency, remembering whatever is convenient and discarding the rest.
July 15, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Reposted by Old Man Josh (he/him)
July 14, 2025 at 9:09 PM
We need a meme where Harvey Korman says MAGA is revolting and Mel Brookes responds "You're telling me, they stink on ice!"

Alas, I suck at memes
July 14, 2025 at 7:57 PM
You and your favorite album, game and movie. as with all favorites these were chosen based on current memory and mood and are subject to change
July 14, 2025 at 12:02 PM
We need a better name for our space telescope. The real James Webb would be using it to find the space gays while blurring the images of any space Nazis. What I'm saying is fuck James Webb. Fuck him everywhere his telescope can see.
July 12, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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If you put googly eyes on the Pillars of Creation you get muppets 😄😄
July 7, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Share 4 of your favorite books.

Three are "favorites right now based on my mood and memory" and are likely to change if asked again.

Catch 22 - Joseph Heller. My absolute favorite.
Going Postal - Terry Pratchett
To Say Nothing of the Dog - Connie Willis
Mother Night - Kurt Vonnegut, Jr
July 5, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Shared for no particular reason this morning.
June 14, 2025 at 5:17 AM
The new Advent-ure Calendars are already 60% funded. It must be nice to be so beloved by your community
The new Advent-ure Calendars have officially launched!

www.kickstarter.com/projects/bla...
June 11, 2025 at 8:23 AM
Doomscrolling on Blue Sky is a million times more satisfying than Meta. There are no profit-driven algorithms turning rage into "engagement", so scam ads or paid content, and amazing blocking tools.
June 4, 2025 at 7:41 AM
Whether ruling the local high school or running a powerful Yakuza family, I don't think your gang gets taken seriously in Japan until you get a dumb fat guy with short hair. Preferably blond. I have learned this from watching countless movies.
June 4, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Why is the first Time Lord called Omega instead of Alpha?

And what has David Tenant's Doctor been doing these last two seasons?
June 3, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Signal boosting: If you like their style maybe you need to get a commissioned piece. Or maybe not. It never hurts to ask. I have their word that it is "none of that AI bullshit." That might not be a direct quote but it's definitely in the same spirit.
Hey folks, rent still hasn't hit and I only have just enough for that without draining more of my savings. Anything helps, but if you could repost, that would help a lot.
Hey folks I need help paying down my credit card again :')
ko-fi.com/navelgazed
#commissions #kofi #art
June 2, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Anyone committing acts of violence against civilians to achieve political change is probably going to be the bad guy. That statement scales from individuals up to entire nations.
June 2, 2025 at 3:46 PM
I don't understand Captain America 4. It is very slow and unexciting. I'm on my second watching but I have to do it in parts. The movie literally puts me to sleep.

Where is War Machine? He's the Avenger traditionally at the President's side. Where is literally any other MCU cameo?
June 1, 2025 at 5:28 PM
When I first read The Murderbot Diaries I thought he was on the spectrum but on my first re-read I realize it is all trauma shielding
June 1, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Costco now has refrigerated ramen bowls, just add water and microwave for 4 minutes. It will never be as good as the real stuff but its better than instant and takes about the same time to make. It's a little more fresh and crisp than a really good canned soup would be. The veg was not mushy at all.
May 29, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Crappy AI is drastically changing the work/reward ratio on doom scrolling YouTube. YouTube and BlueSky are my preferred social media but BlueSky has tools that keep the hit rate up.
May 29, 2025 at 6:21 PM
My periodic rant that if Idiocracy were about a specific ethnic group then it would be indistinguishable from Nazi propaganda, but since it is about poor people in general then it is somehow acceptable. "They" are inferior but breed like rabbits. "They" will replace "us" and destroy what "we" built
May 27, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Perfect watermelon recipe for summer:

Take one watermelon cut into appropriate-sized pieces.

Serve chilled.
May 27, 2025 at 1:04 AM