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He/him. Electrical engineer, former Iowan, St Paulinator. I wanna bike with the cool kids and form parasocial relationships with cats online

Pig's Sky, MN
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Philadelphia, PA
Sign for Jefferson St, in Pennsylvania. Insignia silhouette of the Liberty Bell
November 11, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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Ideal St Paul house
MS Paint drawing of a 4-plex connected to an underground Bowling Alley slash Rum Running Tunnel, connected to a building marked Garage with like 40 bikes in it and the upper floor of the garage is labeled ADU
November 11, 2025 at 8:38 AM
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God really tried to tell us but would we listen?
Screenshot from SS Edmund Fitzgerald wiki page, saying Edmund Fitzgerald didn't want his name on the thing and his wife tried to break a champagne magnum over the bow and God said 'naw' twice. The shipyard crew had a hard time releasing the keel blocks and when it did slip it created a huge wave and people said she was "trying to climb right out of the water"
November 10, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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You know I had to do it to'em
Soup Stack Trio on offer at the Loons stadium Stack of three soups Soup's gone, no more soup
November 8, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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It's giving
Screenshot from the Minnesota Flag submission website, where one entry is just a picture they took of their dog, which looks very similar to the OP's dog and is in fact the real official flag of Minnesota, in our hearts
November 8, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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Sisyphus Brewing @twincitiestoiletpaperreviews.com
Tilted shelf with a figurine of Sisyphus pushing them rolls up hill
November 8, 2025 at 3:54 AM
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I think it's worth considering
Screenshot of an archived tweet by ScoopsStP in 2023: "Better yet, every county over 250k people adjoining another similarly populated county has to merge governments, forming a single 6-county wide borg council with 200 members" Screenshot of an archived reply tweet by ScoopsStP in August 2023: "Strong Unigov: if a metroplex absorbs enough municipalities it becomes its own chamber in the statehouse"
November 7, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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Two Harbors, MN
Sign for 7th Street in Two Harbors, MN, with an insignia that includes both laker and an immense ore dock
November 7, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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Vampire feasting on the Spruce Tree Center
November 6, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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Picture of a man named Vivian
November 5, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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I was fine with the Helvetica rebrand, but when they merc'ed this guy that's where they lost me
Old cartoon Taco John New Taco John mascot is a generic AI cowboy sketch
November 1, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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Vampires are sucking the blood out of Saint Paul. On Tuesday, you can drive a stake through the heart of this negligent capital. Be a stake holder in our City! Vote Yes on Question 1
Photo of an embroidered design on a jacket - a vampire snacking on the Spruce Tree Center
October 31, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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We are all stake holders in the fight against the vultures of capital

Number 8 in a series: high concept sweater costumes that are difficult to explain
A corduroy jacket with a design stitched on it: the Spruce Tree Center is seen in relief, and a large comical vampire is taking a bite from it. On the sleeve is stitched a crude wooden stake Zoom in on the applique Spruce Tree Center and vampire, with embroidery tracing many of the edges Zoom in on the vampire, a googly eyes afair, with eyebrows embroidered on and shiny red nail polish blood oozing from the bite marks
October 31, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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Times were, Saint Paul could hold its own in such matters
1973 article from the West 7th Community Reporter. A legally non-infringing parody drawing of an angry rat-like Mickey Mouse, in an article about angry West 7th-ers trying to meet the mayor and get him to create a rat taskforce Article from 1973 titled Rat Hot-line, alleging that Saint Paul is a city of 600,000 rats and giving a hotline where you can "Rat on a rat"
October 30, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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Largest single building subsidized housing complex in the US
Screenshot of the Wikipedia article describing Skyline Tower as the largest single building subsidized housing complex in the US
October 27, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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Bean season is over
Deli containers of varying sizes with 8 varieties of dry bean. Extra bowl of beans that remain green.
October 25, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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I made a dot map of Her's donors, which have their highest concentration in the crankier parts of Cathedral Hill next to Summit Ave., even relative to her larger current legislative district
Zoom out to see dots within the several-county metro area, there is a clear concentration of donor locations in the Western half of Saint Paul south of I-94 Zoom in on Saint Paul, you can see dots are more concentrated in a belt around Summit and scattered across Ward 3 Zoom in on Summit and Cathedral Hill, there is a very clear cluster along the Eastern section of Summit in Cathedral Hill. If you look close, you can even see a small knot of donors visible around in intersection that I like to refer to the "St Albans Liberation Front", where all the SOS organizers live Map of Kaohly Her's district, spanning most of the area South of I-94, West of 35E, and North of Randolph
October 24, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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Eric Hoekstra has Handshaked you

Robert Taylor has Handshaked you

Michael Van der Woude and 2 others have Attaboyed your most recent post

Upload your Contacts to bring more of your friends into The Fold
Email from Dordt College career development office inviting me to a proprietary platform called Handshake that's like LinkedIn but just for people from your college
October 24, 2025 at 1:44 PM
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The plans
Image of Trump holding a photo of the East Wing of the White House, and in the photo underneath the ground below the East Wing is the famous "Saddam's Hiding Place" diagram, where Saddam is shown, prone, in a coffin-like tunnel below the ground
October 24, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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Go to the Jack O Lantern Spectacular at the MN Zoo
Like a thousand spooky technicolor pumpkins taunting you A bunch of scratched up pumpkins labeled "carved by the animals" Pumpkins hanging from trees like a spooky holiday grove Mona Lisa carved into a pumpkin, but Mona Lisa is spooky and has horns
October 23, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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New St Paul business crank org appears, backs Her. I haven't heard of these people before, are they new?

They're complaining about trash service in 2022 and about potholes in 2023. Very unserious stuff.
October 22, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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Crowdfunding an extremely-accurate-birds version of Wingspan illustrated by @tommysiegel.bsky.social
Calendar cover for Tommy Siegel's 2025 Extremely Accurate Birds calendar, a seductive Blue Jay with a human-like butt and legs Illustrations from Tommy's 2025 calendar, three other birds with legs and butts
October 20, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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I clicked over to one of those Tabooola-style slop articles, the ones with pages and pages of filler text and an ad every 20 words. Well, 70% of the ads served on this page were Kaohly Her.
Screenshot of the slop article with two of the same Kaohly Her ads visible at the same time
October 17, 2025 at 1:39 PM
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They're saying the rat hole may not have even been a rat
Research paper screenshot suggesting based on, I guess, hundreds of pictures of rodents, that the rat hole might be more of a squirrel divot
October 17, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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Flag of the US if we just crammed another star in there for like Washington DC or Puerto Rico or whatever
A US flag with 51 stars in the star field, where the pattern of stars is not obvious but it is off-putting at first glance
October 16, 2025 at 7:24 AM