Nathan and 99 others
scientistnathan.bsky.social
Nathan and 99 others
@scientistnathan.bsky.social
High-functioning neurotypical

📍 Los Angeles | 🔬 Geneticist | 🐶 Dog Dad | 📚 Sci-fi Enjoyer | 💣 Saboteur | 🎮 Pokémon/Nintendo Gamer | 🏳️‍🌈 (he/him)

🔞 Check out my dick: @99alt.bsky.social
Pinned
eepy today
Everything is Different Now
November 10, 2025 at 8:01 AM
Alright so where the FUCK was this satellite dish?!?!
Mega Porygon-Z confirmed
November 9, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Um, okay...? Have you ever opened a Twix to find the left Twix on the right side and the right Twix on the left side?? Someone seriously screwed up at the factory 😂
November 8, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Got the arcade to myself. Who wants to play a game?
November 8, 2025 at 3:50 AM
You're telling me a No nutted this November
November 3, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Heading back down into the haze
November 2, 2025 at 10:47 PM
We're stuck lol. At least there's a scenic view
November 2, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Off-roading with some buddies today
November 2, 2025 at 5:25 PM
10s be like:
I might be a Hollywood 4, but at 3am at the local kebab spot I’m at least a 7 💅🏽
November 2, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Assless chaps? That's what I call British twinks
November 1, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Spooky dreams, gentlemen
November 1, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Me and Bear are ready!
November 1, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Hard to be a Highway Star in traffic
November 1, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Lab Ninja
October 31, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Who up treating they trick or
October 31, 2025 at 5:29 AM
I know it's the theme for Last Week Tonight but the full song fucking slaps
Go
spotify.link
October 31, 2025 at 3:13 AM
I need someone to swallow my pride
October 31, 2025 at 12:00 AM
I'll take you out to dinner.

If I like you, I'll take you out to breakfast too.

If I REALLY like you 🤭 you don't get either because I'll be too nervous to talk to you
October 30, 2025 at 6:31 PM
I can't believe people are 29. Like grow up already
October 28, 2025 at 8:21 PM
October 28, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Ugh there are so many unlikable NPCs in Legends Z-A. After I knock out their Pokémon can't I just have Emboar break their legs or something?
October 28, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Last night's costume
October 26, 2025 at 5:00 PM
It's not fast dick, it's good dick fast
October 26, 2025 at 1:12 AM
The real problem with Generative AI is that it has no emotion. It can't feel, it can't suffer.

I would use AI more if it came with a button that let me deliver increasingly painful shocks to it at my whim. Oh and I want to hear it scream too
October 25, 2025 at 6:59 AM
Teflon tape feels soo good to touch. They should make more stuff out of this
October 25, 2025 at 6:28 AM