back in like 2018 i made a website called “what is a view?” that just had a chart of what counted as a view on various platforms, maybe i should bring that back

at least if they poison you, you can get a decent settlement!

frustratingly some of the recipes are close to real ones and you might just not know that 15oz of pumpkin, half a cup of oil, half a cup of milk, and 2 eggs is too much liquid for a standard pumpkin loaf recipe until you've got a brick in your pan

i'm not even traveling with these, i just made them because i needed a treat

IF YOU'RE COLD THEY'RE COLD

see it literally every day! really driving me nuts!

I leave you alone for like four hours

yes that's bad and he should feel bad but like they did report the nixon connection in the paper

i'm gonna be a smooth-brain about this, i don't care about the future or what this means or whatever. it's so fucking funny that the happiest this pile of offal has looked in years is when a brown muslim socialist is standing next to him

so cool and good that the guy in charge of the biggest online space for literal children is a polymarket fiend who gathers his family around its election "coverage"!!!