B - I love a man on his back

Damn now I’m bricked up on vanilla beans…

I feel you. Mercury is in Gatorade again.

CALL THEM OUT 😂😂😂

I’ve seen a banana guy in the past, but leaving the peel is, well, BANANAS.

Because folks who can’t take the hint sometimes don’t leave from a rattle. I once had a guy try to wedge and physically move me aside so he could play with his friend.

The “No.” chilled him out.

There’s one guy who puts his powder in a shaker, puts his water in the Clangmobile, and then mixes it in the steam/sauna. It’s just a strange order of operations, as if he wants us all to know he’s drinking post-workout.

He also cannot sit still. I just want to grab his shoulders and go “Calm…”

See, in that situation, a quick but firm “No.” does the trick. And once someone says no, I’ve noticed that EVERYONE becomes quieter.

Hug, then pinning you down.

You made the right choice 🔥

Just go ahead and put your number in my phone 📱

Now I’m picturing this man’s backstory.

-Honey, we’re gonna be late!
-Just a second, Virginia. I know JUST THE THING to add a quirky button to tonight’s meal

*runs upstairs and pulls a dusty envelope from underneath a four poster bed*

Fuuuuuck that. Can we roll up and embarrass these folks?

Mwah 😘

Wait…your rebuttal was a CRUDITÉ?

Oh honey sweet baby, come lay in my Iyanla mammy tiddies and let’s work on healing. 😂

AHT AHT not too much on a good deviled egg. They are the pre party.

Oh hello!