Schwarzebar
@schwarzebar.bsky.social
Big, Black and fuzzy in Chicago.
🎶 I just wanna lay in ya hair 🐻
🏳️🌈 🎮 💪🏾 ⛓️ 💃🏾 💻
🎶 I just wanna lay in ya hair 🐻
🏳️🌈 🎮 💪🏾 ⛓️ 💃🏾 💻
Pinned
Well, he’s not wrong.
December 8, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Well, he’s not wrong.
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Made back to the gym to just be reminded of one thing: straight men are so loud in the steam room. It’s like they’re afraid of their own thoughts so they bring a shaker container and the clang-iest metal water bottle to shake and slam around. It’s like a baby rattle for insecure bros.
December 4, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Made back to the gym to just be reminded of one thing: straight men are so loud in the steam room. It’s like they’re afraid of their own thoughts so they bring a shaker container and the clang-iest metal water bottle to shake and slam around. It’s like a baby rattle for insecure bros.
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Step 1: Wake Up
Step 2: Take Hole Pic
There are no other steps.
Step 2: Take Hole Pic
There are no other steps.
December 3, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Step 1: Wake Up
Step 2: Take Hole Pic
There are no other steps.
Step 2: Take Hole Pic
There are no other steps.
Have these two won a GayVN yet, because I have never been as invested in a porn relationship as I am with Jordan and Kyle.
They are my Roman Empire. I need to know more about them. They fascinate the fuck out of me.
They are my Roman Empire. I need to know more about them. They fascinate the fuck out of me.
2.3k 🎉 Taking care of that morning wood #JordanBrandt #brandtsboys #gay #gayporn #gaysky #muscle #jock #hunk #stud #hung
November 29, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Have these two won a GayVN yet, because I have never been as invested in a porn relationship as I am with Jordan and Kyle.
They are my Roman Empire. I need to know more about them. They fascinate the fuck out of me.
They are my Roman Empire. I need to know more about them. They fascinate the fuck out of me.
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It's all "sides are so lame" until it's Thanksgiving huh
November 27, 2025 at 1:20 PM
It's all "sides are so lame" until it's Thanksgiving huh
The first time you disparage vaginas, I will kindly share my love for and experience with them. The second time you do, I will not as kindly tell you to chill the fuck out.
There is nothing more basic and late than gay boys screaming “ew vagina” grow the fuck up.
There is nothing more basic and late than gay boys screaming “ew vagina” grow the fuck up.
Treating vaginas and people who have them like they’re icky is asinine. Vaginas are rad, some of the studliest guys I’ve ever met have em.
November 27, 2025 at 6:14 AM
The first time you disparage vaginas, I will kindly share my love for and experience with them. The second time you do, I will not as kindly tell you to chill the fuck out.
There is nothing more basic and late than gay boys screaming “ew vagina” grow the fuck up.
There is nothing more basic and late than gay boys screaming “ew vagina” grow the fuck up.
I really do hate the holiday season, mildly because Xmas was never that big of a deal growing up, but mostly because my impulse ADHD pleasure fueled ass loves to forget that not, I CANT have egg nog because I’m lactose as fuck, but I want my creamy beige ANYWAY.
November 27, 2025 at 5:10 AM
I really do hate the holiday season, mildly because Xmas was never that big of a deal growing up, but mostly because my impulse ADHD pleasure fueled ass loves to forget that not, I CANT have egg nog because I’m lactose as fuck, but I want my creamy beige ANYWAY.
I think it’s time to just go full gymbro himbo. Corporate life isn’t working.
November 24, 2025 at 6:14 PM
I think it’s time to just go full gymbro himbo. Corporate life isn’t working.
Well…now I know why it was a surprise 😒
My boss scheduled a 9:30am Friday meeting at 4:00pm on a Thursday, and the thing that annoys me the most is that they will have nothing to talk about and it will be 30 minutes of “Soooo…how’s it going” before I’ve eaten my breakfast burrito.
November 23, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Well…now I know why it was a surprise 😒
My boss scheduled a 9:30am Friday meeting at 4:00pm on a Thursday, and the thing that annoys me the most is that they will have nothing to talk about and it will be 30 minutes of “Soooo…how’s it going” before I’ve eaten my breakfast burrito.
November 21, 2025 at 6:39 AM
My boss scheduled a 9:30am Friday meeting at 4:00pm on a Thursday, and the thing that annoys me the most is that they will have nothing to talk about and it will be 30 minutes of “Soooo…how’s it going” before I’ve eaten my breakfast burrito.
Yall I can not focus today I am FERAL so which throat goat can I hobble this boot over to and just drown in cum…
November 18, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Yall I can not focus today I am FERAL so which throat goat can I hobble this boot over to and just drown in cum…
Hobblin’ but still holding it down
November 4, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Hobblin’ but still holding it down
Change one letter, ruin a candy
Almond Boy
-or-
Twi(n)x
Almond Boy
-or-
Twi(n)x
Change one letter, ruin a candy
Shittles
or maybe
3 Musketeens
Shittles
or maybe
3 Musketeens
Change one letter, ruin a candy
Milky War
Milky War
October 31, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Change one letter, ruin a candy
Almond Boy
-or-
Twi(n)x
Almond Boy
-or-
Twi(n)x
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October 30, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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Bootz House Down, Percs Up, Tiddy Out, and the Hades 2 is ON.
October 28, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Bootz House Down, Percs Up, Tiddy Out, and the Hades 2 is ON.
October 24, 2025 at 9:39 PM
…am I the only gay without a pair of Osiris hi tops? 🤔
October 21, 2025 at 5:01 AM
…am I the only gay without a pair of Osiris hi tops? 🤔
What song is coming out of these?
Share The Love (Hani Hyper Radio Mix) - Andrea Martin
Share The Love (Hani Hyper Radio Mix) - Andrea Martin
October 10, 2025 at 4:26 AM
What song is coming out of these?
Share The Love (Hani Hyper Radio Mix) - Andrea Martin
Share The Love (Hani Hyper Radio Mix) - Andrea Martin
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We are just 16 days away from The Jock Hop at @cellblockchi.bsky.social
Here are some FAQ’s
Please share with your friends and let’s make this an unforgettable kick off to Halloween week!
@kaosthepupxxx.bsky.social
@danomiyte.bsky.social
@schwarzebar.bsky.social
@jockthestripper.bsky.social
Here are some FAQ’s
Please share with your friends and let’s make this an unforgettable kick off to Halloween week!
@kaosthepupxxx.bsky.social
@danomiyte.bsky.social
@schwarzebar.bsky.social
@jockthestripper.bsky.social
October 9, 2025 at 4:42 PM
We are just 16 days away from The Jock Hop at @cellblockchi.bsky.social
Here are some FAQ’s
Please share with your friends and let’s make this an unforgettable kick off to Halloween week!
@kaosthepupxxx.bsky.social
@danomiyte.bsky.social
@schwarzebar.bsky.social
@jockthestripper.bsky.social
Here are some FAQ’s
Please share with your friends and let’s make this an unforgettable kick off to Halloween week!
@kaosthepupxxx.bsky.social
@danomiyte.bsky.social
@schwarzebar.bsky.social
@jockthestripper.bsky.social
I just had the worst massage from a man who 100% knew what he was doing…but would. not. shut. up. Yes, I know Chicago is crazy right now. Yes I know the government sucks. Yes I know they’re doing horrible things to people of color. WHY THE FUCK DO YOU THINK IM HERE.
October 7, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I just had the worst massage from a man who 100% knew what he was doing…but would. not. shut. up. Yes, I know Chicago is crazy right now. Yes I know the government sucks. Yes I know they’re doing horrible things to people of color. WHY THE FUCK DO YOU THINK IM HERE.
It’s time to restore my gay powers through the time honored tradition of brunch.
So hungry. So drained. But a mimosa elixir will get me out of this bed
So hungry. So drained. But a mimosa elixir will get me out of this bed
October 5, 2025 at 5:00 PM
It’s time to restore my gay powers through the time honored tradition of brunch.
So hungry. So drained. But a mimosa elixir will get me out of this bed
So hungry. So drained. But a mimosa elixir will get me out of this bed
I’m way overdue for a Sunday Bunday. We’re hitting up Cellblock this weekend
October 3, 2025 at 3:41 AM
I’m way overdue for a Sunday Bunday. We’re hitting up Cellblock this weekend