Bryan Schott
@schotthappens.com
Publisher/Managing Editor - Utah Political Watch
📝 I write about politics. Sometimes it goes well. | 🧠 Unsupervised adult with ADHD. | 🏈 In a toxic relationship with the Oklahoma Sooners.
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📝 I write about politics. Sometimes it goes well. | 🧠 Unsupervised adult with ADHD. | 🏈 In a toxic relationship with the Oklahoma Sooners.
DM for Signal.
https://linktr.ee/SchottHappens
Murphy is home after a long day of radiation treatment for a very aggressive tumor in her nasal cavity which is spreading to her brain.
She’s still feeling the effects of the anesthesia.
She is the sweetest, most loyal friend, and I’m so thankful I get to keep loving her.
She’s still feeling the effects of the anesthesia.
She is the sweetest, most loyal friend, and I’m so thankful I get to keep loving her.
November 26, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Murphy is home after a long day of radiation treatment for a very aggressive tumor in her nasal cavity which is spreading to her brain.
She’s still feeling the effects of the anesthesia.
She is the sweetest, most loyal friend, and I’m so thankful I get to keep loving her.
She’s still feeling the effects of the anesthesia.
She is the sweetest, most loyal friend, and I’m so thankful I get to keep loving her.
Womp, womp, wompitty womp!
November 25, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Womp, womp, wompitty womp!
My sweet friend Murphy goes in for radiation treatment for a tumor that has started to spread into her brain tomorrow.
The last time they attempted the treatment, her heart unexpectedly stopped, so we have to try again.
I’m terribly worried, so I’m spoiling her with her favorite ice cream bar.
The last time they attempted the treatment, her heart unexpectedly stopped, so we have to try again.
I’m terribly worried, so I’m spoiling her with her favorite ice cream bar.
November 25, 2025 at 1:26 AM
My sweet friend Murphy goes in for radiation treatment for a tumor that has started to spread into her brain tomorrow.
The last time they attempted the treatment, her heart unexpectedly stopped, so we have to try again.
I’m terribly worried, so I’m spoiling her with her favorite ice cream bar.
The last time they attempted the treatment, her heart unexpectedly stopped, so we have to try again.
I’m terribly worried, so I’m spoiling her with her favorite ice cream bar.
Remember how Utah Republicans collectively had a conniption over drag performers in the Paris Olympics opening ceremonies?
I would like to argue that the logo for the 2034 Olympics in Utah is a far worse crime against decency.
What the hell is that font? Was Wingdings unavailable.
I would like to argue that the logo for the 2034 Olympics in Utah is a far worse crime against decency.
What the hell is that font? Was Wingdings unavailable.
November 25, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Remember how Utah Republicans collectively had a conniption over drag performers in the Paris Olympics opening ceremonies?
I would like to argue that the logo for the 2034 Olympics in Utah is a far worse crime against decency.
What the hell is that font? Was Wingdings unavailable.
I would like to argue that the logo for the 2034 Olympics in Utah is a far worse crime against decency.
What the hell is that font? Was Wingdings unavailable.
Historical rape?
Utah Sen. John Johnson is the same guy who hired Brandon Beckham to produce his scaremongering video about CRT.
Beckham is has been charged with felony sexual abuse.
Sen. Johnson should really choose his words more carefully.
Utah Sen. John Johnson is the same guy who hired Brandon Beckham to produce his scaremongering video about CRT.
Beckham is has been charged with felony sexual abuse.
Sen. Johnson should really choose his words more carefully.
November 23, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Historical rape?
Utah Sen. John Johnson is the same guy who hired Brandon Beckham to produce his scaremongering video about CRT.
Beckham is has been charged with felony sexual abuse.
Sen. Johnson should really choose his words more carefully.
Utah Sen. John Johnson is the same guy who hired Brandon Beckham to produce his scaremongering video about CRT.
Beckham is has been charged with felony sexual abuse.
Sen. Johnson should really choose his words more carefully.
This account is pure comedy
November 22, 2025 at 8:36 PM
This account is pure comedy
62 years ago today, President John F. Kennedy was assassinated.
Also…
Also…
November 22, 2025 at 3:11 PM
62 years ago today, President John F. Kennedy was assassinated.
Also…
Also…
What the hell is a rouge judge?
November 22, 2025 at 2:11 AM
What the hell is a rouge judge?
Life comes at you pretty fast…
November 22, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Life comes at you pretty fast…
Woah!
Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene says she’s resigning from Congress on Jan. 5.
Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene says she’s resigning from Congress on Jan. 5.
November 22, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Woah!
Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene says she’s resigning from Congress on Jan. 5.
Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene says she’s resigning from Congress on Jan. 5.
City Weekly readers just voted me #2 Best Reporter in Utah.
The establishment media outlets have bigger budgets, more staff, and corporate backing.
But they don't have what we have: independence and your support.
Let's keep it going.
Subscribe: utahpolitics.news#/portal
The establishment media outlets have bigger budgets, more staff, and corporate backing.
But they don't have what we have: independence and your support.
Let's keep it going.
Subscribe: utahpolitics.news#/portal
November 21, 2025 at 10:10 PM
City Weekly readers just voted me #2 Best Reporter in Utah.
The establishment media outlets have bigger budgets, more staff, and corporate backing.
But they don't have what we have: independence and your support.
Let's keep it going.
Subscribe: utahpolitics.news#/portal
The establishment media outlets have bigger budgets, more staff, and corporate backing.
But they don't have what we have: independence and your support.
Let's keep it going.
Subscribe: utahpolitics.news#/portal
Double WankPanzer sighting in the grocery store parking lot!
November 18, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Double WankPanzer sighting in the grocery store parking lot!
Uhhh...
Hey, C-SPAN. That's clearly Utah Rep. Mike Kennedy, not Rep. Virginia Foxx from North Carolina.
Hey, C-SPAN. That's clearly Utah Rep. Mike Kennedy, not Rep. Virginia Foxx from North Carolina.
November 18, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Uhhh...
Hey, C-SPAN. That's clearly Utah Rep. Mike Kennedy, not Rep. Virginia Foxx from North Carolina.
Hey, C-SPAN. That's clearly Utah Rep. Mike Kennedy, not Rep. Virginia Foxx from North Carolina.
Wait, wait, wait…
Olivia Nuzzi, who had FaceTime sex with RFK Jr. during the 2024 presidential campaign, ALSO slept with former South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford during the 2020 campaign?
And she kept her job as a political reporter after that?
Now she has a book deal?
JFC!!
Olivia Nuzzi, who had FaceTime sex with RFK Jr. during the 2024 presidential campaign, ALSO slept with former South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford during the 2020 campaign?
And she kept her job as a political reporter after that?
Now she has a book deal?
JFC!!
November 18, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Wait, wait, wait…
Olivia Nuzzi, who had FaceTime sex with RFK Jr. during the 2024 presidential campaign, ALSO slept with former South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford during the 2020 campaign?
And she kept her job as a political reporter after that?
Now she has a book deal?
JFC!!
Olivia Nuzzi, who had FaceTime sex with RFK Jr. during the 2024 presidential campaign, ALSO slept with former South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford during the 2020 campaign?
And she kept her job as a political reporter after that?
Now she has a book deal?
JFC!!
I would love to know why Kash Patel's girlfriend needs an FBI security detail made up of some of the agency's most elite agents, who are usually assigned to an FBI swat team.
November 17, 2025 at 7:53 PM
I would love to know why Kash Patel's girlfriend needs an FBI security detail made up of some of the agency's most elite agents, who are usually assigned to an FBI swat team.
Texting with my son this morning about the Oklahoma Sooners.
November 16, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Texting with my son this morning about the Oklahoma Sooners.
Damage control attempt incoming…
November 16, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Damage control attempt incoming…
What idiot raised them in the first place?
November 16, 2025 at 3:58 PM
What idiot raised them in the first place?
Me texting with my son during the 4th quarter of the Oklahoma/Alabama game.
Boomer Sooner, y’all.
Boomer Sooner, y’all.
November 16, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Me texting with my son during the 4th quarter of the Oklahoma/Alabama game.
Boomer Sooner, y’all.
Boomer Sooner, y’all.
Real post from the White House social media.
Feels like full-on panic mode.
Feels like full-on panic mode.
November 15, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Real post from the White House social media.
Feels like full-on panic mode.
Feels like full-on panic mode.
Truth Social is absolutely amazing today.
November 15, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Truth Social is absolutely amazing today.
How it started 🤝 How it’s going.
November 15, 2025 at 7:41 PM
How it started 🤝 How it’s going.
Oh, noes!
“I never thought the leopards would eat my face,” said the woman who lashed herself to the leader of the Leopards Eating Faces party.
Who could have ever seen this coming?
“I never thought the leopards would eat my face,” said the woman who lashed herself to the leader of the Leopards Eating Faces party.
Who could have ever seen this coming?
November 15, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Oh, noes!
“I never thought the leopards would eat my face,” said the woman who lashed herself to the leader of the Leopards Eating Faces party.
Who could have ever seen this coming?
“I never thought the leopards would eat my face,” said the woman who lashed herself to the leader of the Leopards Eating Faces party.
Who could have ever seen this coming?
Whatever is in the Epstein files about him must be BAD!
November 15, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Whatever is in the Epstein files about him must be BAD!