🦉 Michael Schofield
@schoeyfield.com
Serial-hobbyist making fantasy podcasts, audio dramas, and actual plays like #TheThief (http://thiefpodcast.com). Engineer. Librarian. Janeite. #AmHiring voice actors, artists, AP players. I've mostly abandoned social.
#TheThief is a fully cast, fully immersive, low-fantasy mystery podcast, in which a drawlatch stumbles her way into the conspiracy surrounding a runaway lady-in-waiting. Actors, artists, and musicians all paid.
Substack: thief.substack.com/p/s202-vanta...
Patreon: www.patreon.com/posts/144666...
Substack: thief.substack.com/p/s202-vanta...
Patreon: www.patreon.com/posts/144666...
November 29, 2025 at 4:40 PM
#TheThief is a fully cast, fully immersive, low-fantasy mystery podcast, in which a drawlatch stumbles her way into the conspiracy surrounding a runaway lady-in-waiting. Actors, artists, and musicians all paid.
Substack: thief.substack.com/p/s202-vanta...
Patreon: www.patreon.com/posts/144666...
Substack: thief.substack.com/p/s202-vanta...
Patreon: www.patreon.com/posts/144666...
I’m practicing memorizing Alfred Lord Tennyson’s Ulysses from the bottom up. Here’s what I’ve got so far:
— that which we are, we are:
One equal temper of heroic hearts
Made weak by time and fate, but strong in will
To strive, to seek, to find, but not to yield.
— that which we are, we are:
One equal temper of heroic hearts
Made weak by time and fate, but strong in will
To strive, to seek, to find, but not to yield.
November 29, 2025 at 3:20 AM
I’m practicing memorizing Alfred Lord Tennyson’s Ulysses from the bottom up. Here’s what I’ve got so far:
— that which we are, we are:
One equal temper of heroic hearts
Made weak by time and fate, but strong in will
To strive, to seek, to find, but not to yield.
— that which we are, we are:
One equal temper of heroic hearts
Made weak by time and fate, but strong in will
To strive, to seek, to find, but not to yield.
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen:
GWAR
Koffin Kats
Elton John
Babymetal
The Damned
GWAR
Koffin Kats
Elton John
Babymetal
The Damned
CCCP
Buffy Ste Marie
Donovan
The Misfits (after Danzig)
Tori Amos
Kiss
Ann Arbor Folk Festival 96
Buffy Ste Marie
Donovan
The Misfits (after Danzig)
Tori Amos
Kiss
Ann Arbor Folk Festival 96
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen:
Rolling Stones
Pat Bentar
Sheena Easton
Canned Heat
Beach Boys
Rolling Stones
Pat Bentar
Sheena Easton
Canned Heat
Beach Boys
November 28, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen:
GWAR
Koffin Kats
Elton John
Babymetal
The Damned
GWAR
Koffin Kats
Elton John
Babymetal
The Damned
The difference between Actual Play and let's call it "improvised audio drama" is that the 20-minute lockpicking challenge in the former can only be tolerably 3 minutes or so in the latter.
November 27, 2025 at 4:23 PM
The difference between Actual Play and let's call it "improvised audio drama" is that the 20-minute lockpicking challenge in the former can only be tolerably 3 minutes or so in the latter.
Discipline and agility feel less like big ideals and more like survival traits. Not dramatic. Just the steady habits that keep you moving cleanly when everything around you gets unpredictable.
Reading: pluralistic.net/2025/11/26/d...
Reading: pluralistic.net/2025/11/26/d...
Pluralistic: O(N^2) nationalism (26 Nov 2025) – Pluralistic: Daily links from Cory Doctorow
pluralistic.net
November 26, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Discipline and agility feel less like big ideals and more like survival traits. Not dramatic. Just the steady habits that keep you moving cleanly when everything around you gets unpredictable.
Reading: pluralistic.net/2025/11/26/d...
Reading: pluralistic.net/2025/11/26/d...
This is good news from @patreon.com. The lack of this feature was the main reason I wasn't just hosting my podcasts straight from there. #audiodrama
November 26, 2025 at 4:06 PM
This is good news from @patreon.com. The lack of this feature was the main reason I wasn't just hosting my podcasts straight from there. #audiodrama
Them: "Oh, are you ducking out? You weren't going to say goodbye?"
Me: "DO YOU NOT HEAR THE CHILDREN OF THE NIGHT?"
Me: "DO YOU NOT HEAR THE CHILDREN OF THE NIGHT?"
Once again I am asking you to respect the Vampire Goodbye
November 24, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Them: "Oh, are you ducking out? You weren't going to say goodbye?"
Me: "DO YOU NOT HEAR THE CHILDREN OF THE NIGHT?"
Me: "DO YOU NOT HEAR THE CHILDREN OF THE NIGHT?"
I don’t think imagination is wild. Mine isn’t. It’s quiet. More like a tuning fork. I don’t invent much. Something hums, and I recognize it. That’s it.
November 24, 2025 at 12:30 PM
I don’t think imagination is wild. Mine isn’t. It’s quiet. More like a tuning fork. I don’t invent much. Something hums, and I recognize it. That’s it.
This is interesting
November 20, 2025 at 10:04 PM
This is interesting
Material artefact annihilation doesn’t equal meaning’s annihilation: systems of meaning migrate, mutate, and persist outside the visible archive.
November 18, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Material artefact annihilation doesn’t equal meaning’s annihilation: systems of meaning migrate, mutate, and persist outside the visible archive.
🚬 Making a point with your writing feels like the least poetic thing a writer could possibly do.
November 18, 2025 at 3:35 AM
🚬 Making a point with your writing feels like the least poetic thing a writer could possibly do.
I make a bunch of audio dramas and actual plays and if you basically buy us a coffee, we'll snail mail you art from our (@isabeladuffles.bsky.social) comic.
www.patreon.com/posts/gifts-...
#ocart #audiodrama #actualplay
www.patreon.com/posts/gifts-...
#ocart #audiodrama #actualplay
November 13, 2025 at 1:55 AM
I make a bunch of audio dramas and actual plays and if you basically buy us a coffee, we'll snail mail you art from our (@isabeladuffles.bsky.social) comic.
www.patreon.com/posts/gifts-...
#ocart #audiodrama #actualplay
www.patreon.com/posts/gifts-...
#ocart #audiodrama #actualplay
Obligatory: remember, remember, the 5th of November
November 5, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Obligatory: remember, remember, the 5th of November
Unsolicited someone-you-should follow: @isabeladuffles.bsky.social
November 4, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Unsolicited someone-you-should follow: @isabeladuffles.bsky.social
You don't have an infinite amount of free time in your day, and cramming long-form art is a disservice to self. You need to find time to read without speed reading. Slow down. No reason to keep rushing around. You're dying - like me. Smell the roses, read slow, stare at a painting.
November 2, 2025 at 7:45 PM
You don't have an infinite amount of free time in your day, and cramming long-form art is a disservice to self. You need to find time to read without speed reading. Slow down. No reason to keep rushing around. You're dying - like me. Smell the roses, read slow, stare at a painting.
Excellence once meant mastering craft. Now we master platforms that can master us — and the arena gets bigger, darker.
November 2, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Excellence once meant mastering craft. Now we master platforms that can master us — and the arena gets bigger, darker.
The Thief is a fully cast, fully immersive, low-fantasy mystery podcast, in which a drawlatch stumbles her way into the conspiracy surrounding a runaway lady-in-waiting.
open.substack.com/pub/thief/p/...
open.substack.com/pub/thief/p/...
The Thief // S201 • Second Note
Struck overhead by a thief in the night, Lady Merchant is on death's doorstep.
open.substack.com
November 2, 2025 at 4:07 PM
The Thief is a fully cast, fully immersive, low-fantasy mystery podcast, in which a drawlatch stumbles her way into the conspiracy surrounding a runaway lady-in-waiting.
open.substack.com/pub/thief/p/...
open.substack.com/pub/thief/p/...
It isn't much, but I'm venturing into exclusive audio dramas for folks who help me make my several public shows.
The sword Wærgwengléom is stolen from the kindlinger abbey, where the friar Cynwerd foments treason.
www.patreon.com/posts/friar-...
The sword Wærgwengléom is stolen from the kindlinger abbey, where the friar Cynwerd foments treason.
www.patreon.com/posts/friar-...
The Friar // 01 • War-stirring | Hoot Cowl Roost
Get more from Hoot Cowl Roost on Patreon
www.patreon.com
November 2, 2025 at 5:57 AM
It isn't much, but I'm venturing into exclusive audio dramas for folks who help me make my several public shows.
The sword Wærgwengléom is stolen from the kindlinger abbey, where the friar Cynwerd foments treason.
www.patreon.com/posts/friar-...
The sword Wærgwengléom is stolen from the kindlinger abbey, where the friar Cynwerd foments treason.
www.patreon.com/posts/friar-...
Reposted by 🦉 Michael Schofield
Right Quick is a bite-sized pop culture podcast hosted by me and Vance Gowe - you new favorite Queer Unfriendly Black Hotties!
Catch us weekly, on Wednesday, wherever you get your podcasts ✨✨✨
Catch us weekly, on Wednesday, wherever you get your podcasts ✨✨✨
November 1, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Right Quick is a bite-sized pop culture podcast hosted by me and Vance Gowe - you new favorite Queer Unfriendly Black Hotties!
Catch us weekly, on Wednesday, wherever you get your podcasts ✨✨✨
Catch us weekly, on Wednesday, wherever you get your podcasts ✨✨✨
This isn’t a particularly good video of anything, but I wanted to share how all our our neighborhood goes for Halloween
November 1, 2025 at 12:49 PM
This isn’t a particularly good video of anything, but I wanted to share how all our our neighborhood goes for Halloween
Reposted by 🦉 Michael Schofield
I'm playing Ta-Tyana in "The Young" and it's pretty fun so far!
Check it out!
Check it out!
For folks looking for something new. If you liked @dontnod.bsky.social's Bloom & Rage, you might like like The Young: a coming-of-age audio horror where a strange sickness spreads through Nokomis County, MI, in summer ‘95.
www.theyounghorror.com/p/03-b-side-...
Podcathcers : pod.link/1842231901
www.theyounghorror.com/p/03-b-side-...
Podcathcers : pod.link/1842231901
The Young: An Audio Drama Horror // 03 • B-Side | Long Distance Calls
Winter Heartbreak '94
www.theyounghorror.com
October 31, 2025 at 4:23 PM
I'm playing Ta-Tyana in "The Young" and it's pretty fun so far!
Check it out!
Check it out!
Happy devil’s night to all my trolls and yoopers
October 31, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Happy devil’s night to all my trolls and yoopers
Reposted by 🦉 Michael Schofield
Check out our new friends over at The Young!
For folks looking for something new. If you liked @dontnod.bsky.social's Bloom & Rage, you might like like The Young: a coming-of-age audio horror where a strange sickness spreads through Nokomis County, MI, in summer ‘95.
www.theyounghorror.com/p/03-b-side-...
Podcathcers : pod.link/1842231901
www.theyounghorror.com/p/03-b-side-...
Podcathcers : pod.link/1842231901
The Young: An Audio Drama Horror // 03 • B-Side | Long Distance Calls
Winter Heartbreak '94
www.theyounghorror.com
October 30, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Check out our new friends over at The Young!