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TimmySchneeks
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Turns out it's mostly just dad jokes and puns. Paintin' some little stuff occasionally too. He/Him and doing my best to respect you/yours.
Nice, love the scheme! What are the white base markings, just to separate squads?
December 18, 2025 at 8:56 PM
When you absolutely, positively, need a slow-mo x-ray replay of your shot right to the Nazi's bofa.

How's resistance? Been a while since I played actually
December 18, 2025 at 7:20 PM
"Andy, how's stupid lore Tuesday coming along?"

"Almost done about to post it!"

WE RIDE
December 18, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I got nervous about your ulterior motives for mini of the month and stupid lore Sunday for a minute there and instinctively checked my bank account.

*Phew*
December 18, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Triceratops never stood a chance.
December 17, 2025 at 7:32 PM
I've got some primed subassemblies (because of course subassemblies) and an idea.

A concept of an idea.

It's happening dang it!
December 17, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Stay tuned for throwback Thursday 👀

Thanks!
December 17, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Thanks!
December 17, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Thank you!
December 17, 2025 at 2:56 PM
The story's a fun one but my favorite part is "We hope you have a Christmas and a very New Year"
December 16, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Just like the song goes!

Gimme a break,
Gimme a break,

NO! GET YOUR OWN! <CHOMP>
December 15, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Heartbroken, so sorry Ian.
December 13, 2025 at 5:18 PM
I'm never sure searching for Andy Clark, It seems there are somehow multiples of you out there writing 40k stories :D

Hadn't seen the site before though, thanks for sharing, both of you!
December 12, 2025 at 7:19 PM
okok @andycruns.bsky.social , @voiceofkosh.bsky.social

Where's the buttons to click for 'read all the things from this author'

need a nerdlings library up in here!
December 12, 2025 at 7:12 PM
This whole thread reminds me of one of my favorite youtube videos www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pml2...
Lobsters - Whoa!
YouTube video by coryphaena2008
www.youtube.com
December 12, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Regular Lore Normalday? I'm in
December 12, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Just dropping in this holiday season to say happy

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December 12, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Just some of the boys out for a little hunt. Surely these three can take on one stormcast, no?

#jhbackdrops
December 12, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Well look at that, axe and ye shall receive. Maul outta puns after those two weighed in though.
December 10, 2025 at 9:05 PM
This is a very comfortable man feeling his feelings whatever do you mean
two men in suits and sweaters are standing next to each other in a living room .
Alt: David Bowie and Bing Crosby just singin' a song
media.tenor.com
December 10, 2025 at 8:47 PM
To you sir I say, pa-rum pum pum pum.
December 10, 2025 at 6:40 PM
As an exception to the rule, nobody's gonna try to sing over miss piggy (also, tradition in my family basically since this came out to start Christmas day with this album so it's my favorite):

music.youtube.com/watch?v=5gSX...
Twelve Days Of Christmas
YouTube video by John Denver - Topic
music.youtube.com
December 10, 2025 at 6:39 PM