indeed, I'm gonna need to see Elon drink some really nasty piss before he deserves to be in that convo

Came here to say the same thing. The hot dog is not too old to eat. it is fine

when you tell the military to follow the Constitution and the president responds by melting down and threatening to have you killed, kinda makes you wonder whether he wants the military to follow the Constitution

I would appreciate that thank you

good luck with this. made a similar post one time and was well actually'd to death by worm biologists

I had an extra dimension in my apartment for a while but it made everything go to the left. it wasn't right

the thing that most likely happened is the grand jury returned a no true bill, but the foreperson told Halligan they agreed on two of the counts. Halligan had a new indictment written up for the two other counts, found the foreperson in the hallway and had them sign it without reconvening.

it loves butter, cheese and red meat? damn that brain worm just like me fr

we flew too close to the sun 😔

I loved the long chicken sandwiches I ate there 20 years ago. but these days BK can no longer execute. people say, "those are just your memories from being young and stoned." and to them I say: I am just as stoned right now. and this chicken is long but not good

That's a reference to Johnny Cash lyrics, not a death threat. just fyi

is it a fucking cantaloupe

*a wry smile as my nemesis dashes for the bathroom* I spent the last few years building up an immunity to mayonnaise-based salads

the thing no man is? good luck with that buddy

yeah. you want me to fish you out a cherry?

I'm giving up on this, but I think you should consider the implications of your argument, because free speech would no longer exist. the government could pass a law saying its illegal to spend money on a piece of paper and a magic marker if you intend to use it for a sign critical of the government