schmoogen
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schmoogen
@schmoogen.com
they/them ♈
just another person
the address tho?
February 3, 2026 at 3:00 AM
fire beats ice
February 3, 2026 at 12:11 AM
uhm actually
January 31, 2026 at 11:38 PM
you never know he might try to jump scare, and then readjust his glasses and proceed to do nothing
January 28, 2026 at 11:18 PM
fucking insane that Huntington Beach is protesting
January 28, 2026 at 11:17 PM
gdi, this app never leaves me alone
January 28, 2026 at 12:13 PM
that was probably day 49 of the training program
January 27, 2026 at 10:53 PM
woe are they; how will they ever live out their full privacy policy and terms of use?
a man is holding a pizza hut box and says " i will not bow to any sponsor "
Alt: a man is holding a pizza hut box and says " i will not bow to any sponsor "
media.tenor.com
January 26, 2026 at 4:04 AM
did you click through, though? the onion could use the ad money, I'm sure.
January 26, 2026 at 12:09 AM
click through to the site?
January 26, 2026 at 12:06 AM
I changed my news subscription from NYT to The Verge after reading a handful of their articles and honestly can say I much prefer it.
January 25, 2026 at 8:41 PM
I'd delete my internet footprint and destroy my electronic devices if it meant getting to be on the jury
January 24, 2026 at 12:35 AM