schmoogen
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they/them ♈
just another person
I don't want kids, I cannot raise a child, I can hardly keep myself together
February 1, 2026 at 2:04 PM
can any legal scholars tell me why it takes a week for the judiciary to tell the executive branch that it has to give people due process?

That seems dumb.
January 31, 2026 at 10:54 PM
watch Apple fully shill out and rebrand Mac mini as an ai super computer or some shit
January 31, 2026 at 4:28 PM
unlike many presidents, I haven't committed crimes.
vote for me so I can get away with crimes, thanks.
January 31, 2026 at 2:25 PM
they'll drop noem and miller cause they are getting more headlines and trump's a narcissist

but I'm honestly more worried they'll get a quieter version of noem and miller
January 28, 2026 at 11:56 PM
stop grandstanding on the internet for points, go shovel your neighbors out of the ice so they can get groceries
January 28, 2026 at 10:56 PM
where's the fake corporate outrage and empty promises to help communities in need???
January 26, 2026 at 11:51 PM
Reposted by schmoogen
Being a journalist is sick: I just contacted a pre-eminent jaguar conservationist in Argentine with a question that has been weighing on me for ages and he wrote back right away with an informed answer.
January 25, 2026 at 11:13 PM
"They are malignant, they are worthless, and they should not exist."

www.theverge.com/policy/86745...
It doesn’t matter if Alex Pretti had a gun
Nonviolence is a double standard.
www.theverge.com
January 25, 2026 at 8:41 PM
Alibaba open sourced a very good and easy to use ai voice cloning model.

Set up specific code words with your family today cause it's gonna get bad.
January 24, 2026 at 4:33 PM
flossers against the far right
January 21, 2026 at 2:31 AM
putin really played trump into going after the EU, good god
January 20, 2026 at 2:46 PM
remind me to think
January 19, 2026 at 3:25 AM
praise the sun
January 16, 2026 at 4:14 PM
I wonder if they tanked the economy in April to 1) blame Democrats for economy at start of term and 2) claim they had a historic turn around in the first year.
January 16, 2026 at 3:41 AM
if only America was educated enough to not listen to malignant men selling simple fixes to huge problems
January 15, 2026 at 2:40 AM
well smack my ass and buy me tacos
January 13, 2026 at 3:31 PM
I wish Powell could sue for hostile work conditions
January 12, 2026 at 2:41 AM
If ICE showed up at the polls for intimidation, and the ruling class still lost, what do you think they'd say was the cause?
January 11, 2026 at 6:16 PM
Does protesting work if those in power are in a tech ceo-manufactured echo chamber
January 11, 2026 at 5:57 PM
What's sad to me is that the Republican ruling class has essentially chosen bravado and greed to the detriment of every other American.
January 8, 2026 at 5:30 PM
ugh wealth extraction, am I right?
January 6, 2026 at 9:57 PM
wait hear me out, grilled cheese with a layer of tomato and tater tots.
January 5, 2026 at 8:40 PM
and why the hell does sick time reset in the middle of flu and cold season, you really think I'm going to need 0 hours of sick time?
January 3, 2026 at 8:22 PM
we're 3 days in and I'm already at two items in my bingo card, we're going down hill so fast ffs
January 3, 2026 at 6:51 PM