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Schlocktober @schlocktober.bsky.social · Nov 3
Behold... Jingle Bell Schlock.

Full event description at www.tumblr.com/schlocktober
A prompt calendar. December 14: Erotic Tree Trimming Balls in a Nutcracker Regifting a Sex Toy Odd Menorah Fumes December 15: Wire Ribbon Shibari Dildo Sweatshop Tongue Stuck to a Frozen Pole Latke Nipple Pasties December 16: Suspiciously Stiff Stocking Aphrodisiacal Eggnog Yellow Snow Sex Position Dreidel December 17: Snowman Carrot Erection Stuck in a Chimney Gift Made of Body Hair POV Chocolate Coin December 18: Sexts to Santa Ornament Insertion Huffing Spray Snow Dough Nutting December 19: Gingerbread BSDM Dungeon North Pole Stripper Pole Drinking a Snow Globe Hand Stuff During Blessing December 20: Gift Wrap Mummification Butt Plug Made of Coal Random Act of Rudeness Schmaltz As Lube December 21: Charitable Oral Sex Polar Express Train Running Candy Caning Synagagged December 22: Inappropriate Use of Fruit Cake Sex in Ugly Sweaters Chopping Down a Sentient Tree Explicit Caroling December 23: Dildo Antler Reindeer Costume Advent Calendar Full of Cum Mistletoe Allergy Mittenjob December 24: Little Drummer Fuckboi Three Unwise Men Biblically Accurate Snow Angel Chainplay w/ the Ghosts of Christmas Past, Present, and Future December 25: Sex with the Clauses Sugarplum Denial Krampussy Christmas Cookie Cuckholding
schlocktober.bsky.social
December 19th Prompts:

- Gingerbread BDSM Dungeon
- North Pole Stripper Pole
- Drinking a Snow Globe
- Hand Stuff During Blessing
December 19, 2025 at 11:04 AM
schlocktober.bsky.social
December 18th Prompts:

- Sexts to Santa
- Ornament Insertion
- Huffing Spray Snow
- Dough Nutting
December 18, 2025 at 1:16 PM
schlocktober.bsky.social
December 17th Prompts:

- Snowman Carrot Erection
- Stuck in a Chimney
- Gift Made of Body Hair
- POV Chocolate Coin
December 17, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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tavyliasin.bsky.social
Every day between now and the 25th I'll be adding a new piece to this series of shorts based on the #JingleBellSchlock prompts!

archiveofourown.org/series/5514211

2 works so far, 10 to go! Countdown to midwinter feasts the sexy way~ Mind the tags on each piece~

#BG3 #BG3NSFW #BG3FanFic #BG3Fic
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December 16, 2025 at 1:59 AM
schlocktober.bsky.social
Your December 16th prompts:

- Suspiciously Stiff Stocking
- Aphrodisiacal Eggnog
- Yellow Snow
- Sex Position Dreidel
December 16, 2025 at 12:14 PM
schlocktober.bsky.social
Happy December 15th!

Today's Prompts:
- Wire Ribbon Shibari
- Dildo Sweatshop
- Tongue Stuck to Frozen Pole
- Latke Nipple Pasties
December 15, 2025 at 1:17 PM
schlocktober.bsky.social
Today's Prompts:
- Erotic Tree Trimming
- Balls in a Nutcracker
- Regifting a Sex Toy
- Odd Menorah Fumes
December 14, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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cytokine-spy.bsky.social
My #jinglebellschlock fic, based in the prompt Snowman Carrot Erection!

Enjoy lol

archiveofourown.org/works/75418366

#bloodweave #nsfw #crackfic #gale #astarion
Inappropriate Use of a Snowman - ShadowViking - Baldur's Gate (Video Games) [Archive of Our Own]
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December 8, 2025 at 4:57 AM
schlocktober.bsky.social
Happy Official Start to Jingle Bell Schlock! There are already 7 lovely schlocks in the collection:

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schlocktober.bsky.social Schlocktober @schlocktober.bsky.social · Nov 3
Behold... Jingle Bell Schlock.

Full event description at www.tumblr.com/schlocktober
A prompt calendar. December 14: Erotic Tree Trimming Balls in a Nutcracker Regifting a Sex Toy Odd Menorah Fumes December 15: Wire Ribbon Shibari Dildo Sweatshop Tongue Stuck to a Frozen Pole Latke Nipple Pasties December 16: Suspiciously Stiff Stocking Aphrodisiacal Eggnog Yellow Snow Sex Position Dreidel December 17: Snowman Carrot Erection Stuck in a Chimney Gift Made of Body Hair POV Chocolate Coin December 18: Sexts to Santa Ornament Insertion Huffing Spray Snow Dough Nutting December 19: Gingerbread BSDM Dungeon North Pole Stripper Pole Drinking a Snow Globe Hand Stuff During Blessing December 20: Gift Wrap Mummification Butt Plug Made of Coal Random Act of Rudeness Schmaltz As Lube December 21: Charitable Oral Sex Polar Express Train Running Candy Caning Synagagged December 22: Inappropriate Use of Fruit Cake Sex in Ugly Sweaters Chopping Down a Sentient Tree Explicit Caroling December 23: Dildo Antler Reindeer Costume Advent Calendar Full of Cum Mistletoe Allergy Mittenjob December 24: Little Drummer Fuckboi Three Unwise Men Biblically Accurate Snow Angel Chainplay w/ the Ghosts of Christmas Past, Present, and Future December 25: Sex with the Clauses Sugarplum Denial Krampussy Christmas Cookie Cuckholding
December 14, 2025 at 1:54 PM
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tavyliasin.bsky.social
Gathered all my vote posts for the Jingle Bell Schlock prompt event! The only ones not linked are the ones going live tomorrow and the day after, if you want to decide my fate for December writing:
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💬 8  🔁 159  ❤️ 234 · Reposting with links to all my votes for pieces! Get voting before they close if you want to decide my WinterSchlock fate! · All times are UTC 0 (GMT) so if you're in a differ…
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November 24, 2025 at 11:10 PM
schlocktober.bsky.social
Behold... Jingle Bell Schlock.

Full event description at www.tumblr.com/schlocktober
A prompt calendar. December 14: Erotic Tree Trimming Balls in a Nutcracker Regifting a Sex Toy Odd Menorah Fumes December 15: Wire Ribbon Shibari Dildo Sweatshop Tongue Stuck to a Frozen Pole Latke Nipple Pasties December 16: Suspiciously Stiff Stocking Aphrodisiacal Eggnog Yellow Snow Sex Position Dreidel December 17: Snowman Carrot Erection Stuck in a Chimney Gift Made of Body Hair POV Chocolate Coin December 18: Sexts to Santa Ornament Insertion Huffing Spray Snow Dough Nutting December 19: Gingerbread BSDM Dungeon North Pole Stripper Pole Drinking a Snow Globe Hand Stuff During Blessing December 20: Gift Wrap Mummification Butt Plug Made of Coal Random Act of Rudeness Schmaltz As Lube December 21: Charitable Oral Sex Polar Express Train Running Candy Caning Synagagged December 22: Inappropriate Use of Fruit Cake Sex in Ugly Sweaters Chopping Down a Sentient Tree Explicit Caroling December 23: Dildo Antler Reindeer Costume Advent Calendar Full of Cum Mistletoe Allergy Mittenjob December 24: Little Drummer Fuckboi Three Unwise Men Biblically Accurate Snow Angel Chainplay w/ the Ghosts of Christmas Past, Present, and Future December 25: Sex with the Clauses Sugarplum Denial Krampussy Christmas Cookie Cuckholding
November 3, 2025 at 11:52 PM
schlocktober.bsky.social
Schlocktober is over, but stay tuned for a special holiday announcement. 🎅🏻🎄🕯️❄️
November 3, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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jaynesilver.bsky.social
Oh, yes, I'm quite late for this #Schlocktober - Enemas to Lovers - but as you'll see, I got very invested in the premise. Enjoy reluctant omega Kylo Ren going to the doctor, where he meets cold, beautiful alpha Dr. Hux, & his picture-perfect omega nurse Mitaka.

archiveofourown.org/works/735764...
November 2, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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saltychonk.bsky.social
And finally…
Schlocktober Day 31: Candy Apple Coating

Szayel can be “generous” sometimes. And festive! 🍎💦 Happy Halloween!

#bleach #szayel #szayelaporro #szayelaporrogranz
October 31, 2025 at 4:47 PM
schlocktober.bsky.social
Happy Halloween! 🎃

Your prompts for the last day of Schlocktober are:
- Pumpkin Seed Snowballing
- Candy Apple Coating
- Ghost of a Sex Offender
October 31, 2025 at 12:35 PM
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saltychonk.bsky.social
Schlocktober Day 29: Cloning Gone Wrong

The outcome was unexpected, but I don’t think Szayel’s complaining~ 😘

#bleach #szayel #szayelaporro #szayelaporrogranz
October 31, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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tavyliasin.bsky.social
The final day of #Schlocktober! Thank you for joining me on this wild adventure~

The last voted pairing was #BG3Raphael x #Haarlep again and this time #RaphLep are filling that Candy Apple Coating prompt with some temperature play and unwise use of sugar~

#BG3NSFW #BG3Fic
A stylised purple bordered frame with orange text in the middle. At the top is the rating E Explicit and pairing marker Other M/GN signifying this pairing is a Male character and a Gender Neutral character. The bottom of the piece is signed by the author, Tavylia Sin, in both standard and infernal fonts. Title: Schlocktober Day 31 Candy Apple Coating Tags: Raphael x Haarlep, Unwise Use of Sugar, Bondage, Gag, D/s, Temp Play Main Text: “Shhh, Archduke, do stop your complaining – or are you truly so pitiful that a little heat can bring you to your knees?” Haarlep curled one wicked claw beneath Raphael’s chin, watching the wrinkle at the bridge of his nose deepening. But at least the groans of protest stopped. “There, much better.” The incubus continued with their devious plot, molten sugar poured from tip to base, spread across every infernal ridge, blowing until it hardened like the shaft beneath. “Now, which of your little mice gets to taste this treat first, hmm?” Raphael’s answer was muted by the gag once more.
October 31, 2025 at 10:45 AM
schlocktober.bsky.social
Today's Prompts:
- Lube As Spit
- Pet Work
- Clear Showers (Character Is Adequately Hydrated)
October 30, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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tavyliasin.bsky.social
Almost at the end of #Schlocktober! Here's day 30 with Lube as Spit from #Shadowheart x #Halsin - almost at the end now! The full series is on AO3 too for those who missed any days and want to binge read the descent into the weird~

#BG3NSFW #BG3Fic
A stylised purple bordered frame with orange text in the middle. At the top is the rating E Explicit and pairing marker M/F signifying this pairing is a Male character and a Female character. The bottom of the piece is signed by the author, Tavylia Sin, in both standard and infernal fonts. Title: Schlocktober Day 30 Lube as Spit Tags: Shadowheart x Halsin, WildShape and Lycanthropy, dryness issues Main Text: “Even water isn't helping,” Shadowheart frowned at the flask as if it would suddenly be more hydrating just from being scorned. “I may have an…unusual solution for you, it is one I often turn to if my wild shape has left my tongue like sand.” “Lycanthropy is hardly comparable to druid abilities—” “A dry tongue is just the same no matter the cause.” Halsin handed over a bottle, the contents smelling slightly sweet. “Halsin, is this lubricant? For…” “If you would rather sample it from—” “From the bottle will suffice,” she took a swig, nose wrinkling momentarily. “Honey flavoured? Really?”
October 30, 2025 at 10:59 AM
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tavyliasin.bsky.social
#Schlocktober Day 29 - Coming in someone else's pants and Clowns so you know it has to be #BG3Klaus x #DribblesTheClown!

#BG3NSFW #BG3Fic
A stylised purple bordered frame with orange text in the middle. At the top is the rating E Explicit and pairing marker M/M signifying this pairing is two Male Characters. The bottom of the piece is signed by the author, Tavylia Sin, in both standard and infernal fonts. Title: Schlocktober Day 29 Coming in someone else's pants/Clowns Tags: Klaus x Dribbles the Clown, Clowning Around, Laundry trouble Main Text: “Do you mind?” Klaus frowned at the clown wearing his clothes. “I thought these weren’t the right colour… Blame whoever had washing duty,” Dribbles replied with a wry smile, “and if you want them back, you’re welcome to take them.” “We don’t have time for this.” With all the strength of an experienced doorman, Klaus tackled the trouser thief, holding him in a grapple, finding the fastenings. “Little to the left,” Dribbles wriggled in his grasp, clearly enjoying this far too much. “Careful or I’ll come undone before these do!” In the end, they laundry had to be done again.
October 29, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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tavyliasin.bsky.social
And finally catching up to yesterday for #Schlocktober Day 28 Breaking a Sex Contract with the classing #RaphLep banter as #BG3Raphael realises he may need to be more careful with the fine print with #Haarlep around...

#BG3NSFW #BG3Fic
A stylised purple bordered frame with orange text in the middle. At the top is the rating E Explicit and pairing marker Other M/GN signifying this pairing is a Male character and a Gender Neutral character. The bottom of the piece is signed by the author, Tavylia Sin, in both standard and infernal fonts. Title: Schlocktober Day 28 Breaking a Sex Contract Tags: Raphael x Haarlep, Contractual Obligations, The Fine Print Main Text: “You took the form of another without permission, Harlot,” Raphael frowned, even as the incubus loomed over him with a devilish grin. “I believe your contract specified that I do not take any of your clients without your approval,” Haarlep traced a claw along his chin. “But your dear Little Mouse never signed~” “A trivial matter of time, nothing more.” “Oh? You are so very sure of yourself,” infernal fire swirled, transforming the incubus into the perfect copy of the one who had been taking up far too much space in Raphael’s mind. “Admit it, you want a taste, Archduke~”
October 29, 2025 at 12:00 PM
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tavyliasin.bsky.social
The votes really pulled through for #Schlocktober Day 27 with the Extreme Temperature Cockwarming and Promiscuity Cage - we have some very rare #PalePetras x #Karlach this time~

#BG3NSFW #BG3Fic
A stylised purple bordered frame with orange text in the middle. At the top is the rating E Explicit and pairing marker M/F signifying this pairing is a male character and a female character. The bottom of the piece is signed by the author, Tavylia Sin, in both standard and infernal fonts. Title: Schlocktober Day 27 Extreme Temperature Cockwarming/Promiscuity Cage Tags: Karlach x Pale Petras, Nefarious Devices, "Hot" Sex, PiV Cockwarming Main Text: “Thought I should check in on you, what with Fangs busy,” Karlach grinned at the bemused Petras, arousal clear beneath his well-worn silks. “Guess you’re ‘Fangs’ too, though.” “H-how long must I stay in this contraption?” The pale spawn shuffled awkwardly, the cage that kept him aroused relentless with perpetual stimulation. “Until you say stop,” the Teifling lay back on the bed, spreading her legs. “Let’s see how long you last when things really heat up.” Petras drew in a sharp breath, shedding his clothes before sliding into the intense heat of her body – it felt like fucking the sun.
October 29, 2025 at 11:52 AM
schlocktober.bsky.social
Today's Prompts:
- Coming in Someone Else's Pants
- Clowns
- Cloning Gone Wrong
October 29, 2025 at 12:15 PM
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saltychonk.bsky.social
Schlocktober Day 27: Salt Daddy

It may be hard to pick up on his manipulation tactics early in the relationship, but trust me. They’re definitely there.

#bleach #szayel #szayelaporro #szayelaporrogranz
October 28, 2025 at 1:33 PM
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saltychonk.bsky.social
Schlocktober Day 28: Breaking a Sex Contract

Oh no. Why would you do that with HIM? The consequences will be dire.

#bleach #szayel #szayelaporro #szayelaporrogranz
October 28, 2025 at 1:44 PM