Scary Good Horror Reviews
@scarygoodreviews.bsky.social
I'll be posting short reviews of horror movies I watch. I hope to share interesting movies I see with others and hopefully get some good recommendations from others on Bluesky!
Profile photo is my illustration Pickman's Model
Profile photo is my illustration Pickman's Model
In summary, watching V/H/S is like playing the horror lottery. Every short isn't going to be a winner, so when one stands out, it's special. Each short is different artists working with limited time and budgets. The fact any of these are good is a testament to their passion and love of the genre.
October 31, 2025 at 5:25 AM
In summary, watching V/H/S is like playing the horror lottery. Every short isn't going to be a winner, so when one stands out, it's special. Each short is different artists working with limited time and budgets. The fact any of these are good is a testament to their passion and love of the genre.
1. Amateur Night (V/H/S)
10/10
😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱
The best V/H/S segment. Embodies the idea that these are normal tapes that caught something extranormal. Hannah Fierman's acting tells us so much about this character that the script tells us very little about. Some iconic lines and a very scary ending.
10/10
😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱
The best V/H/S segment. Embodies the idea that these are normal tapes that caught something extranormal. Hannah Fierman's acting tells us so much about this character that the script tells us very little about. Some iconic lines and a very scary ending.
October 30, 2025 at 12:30 PM
1. Amateur Night (V/H/S)
10/10
😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱
The best V/H/S segment. Embodies the idea that these are normal tapes that caught something extranormal. Hannah Fierman's acting tells us so much about this character that the script tells us very little about. Some iconic lines and a very scary ending.
10/10
😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱
The best V/H/S segment. Embodies the idea that these are normal tapes that caught something extranormal. Hannah Fierman's acting tells us so much about this character that the script tells us very little about. Some iconic lines and a very scary ending.
2. Safe Haven (V/H/S 2)
10/10
😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱
It's amazing how much plot and character this segment has given the runtime. It never feels rushed. Genuinely scary. Epy Kusnadar gives a terrifying and convincing performance as this cult leader. The characters are distinct and fleshed out. Just terrific!
10/10
😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱
It's amazing how much plot and character this segment has given the runtime. It never feels rushed. Genuinely scary. Epy Kusnadar gives a terrifying and convincing performance as this cult leader. The characters are distinct and fleshed out. Just terrific!
October 29, 2025 at 9:48 AM
2. Safe Haven (V/H/S 2)
10/10
😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱
It's amazing how much plot and character this segment has given the runtime. It never feels rushed. Genuinely scary. Epy Kusnadar gives a terrifying and convincing performance as this cult leader. The characters are distinct and fleshed out. Just terrific!
10/10
😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱
It's amazing how much plot and character this segment has given the runtime. It never feels rushed. Genuinely scary. Epy Kusnadar gives a terrifying and convincing performance as this cult leader. The characters are distinct and fleshed out. Just terrific!
3. A Ride in the Park (V/H/S 2)
10/10
🧟♂️🧟♂️🧟♂️🧟♂️🧟♂️🧟♂️🧟♂️🧟♂️🧟♂️🧟♂️
Brutal and beautiful. A biker wearing a gopro is killed and comes back as a zombie, giving us a POV of what it's like being a zombie. Like the audience, his humanity is stuck in the passenger seat. There's very little dialogue but it says so much.
10/10
🧟♂️🧟♂️🧟♂️🧟♂️🧟♂️🧟♂️🧟♂️🧟♂️🧟♂️🧟♂️
Brutal and beautiful. A biker wearing a gopro is killed and comes back as a zombie, giving us a POV of what it's like being a zombie. Like the audience, his humanity is stuck in the passenger seat. There's very little dialogue but it says so much.
October 28, 2025 at 11:13 AM
3. A Ride in the Park (V/H/S 2)
10/10
🧟♂️🧟♂️🧟♂️🧟♂️🧟♂️🧟♂️🧟♂️🧟♂️🧟♂️🧟♂️
Brutal and beautiful. A biker wearing a gopro is killed and comes back as a zombie, giving us a POV of what it's like being a zombie. Like the audience, his humanity is stuck in the passenger seat. There's very little dialogue but it says so much.
10/10
🧟♂️🧟♂️🧟♂️🧟♂️🧟♂️🧟♂️🧟♂️🧟♂️🧟♂️🧟♂️
Brutal and beautiful. A biker wearing a gopro is killed and comes back as a zombie, giving us a POV of what it's like being a zombie. Like the audience, his humanity is stuck in the passenger seat. There's very little dialogue but it says so much.
4. Fun Size (V/H/S Halloween)
10/10
🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫
Fun size! I've been obsessed since it came out. Such a fun character. The story hits the perfect balance between scary and funny, delivering very creative kills. It fits the Halloween theme well. Fun Size is definitely my Halloween costume next year!
10/10
🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫
Fun size! I've been obsessed since it came out. Such a fun character. The story hits the perfect balance between scary and funny, delivering very creative kills. It fits the Halloween theme well. Fun Size is definitely my Halloween costume next year!
October 27, 2025 at 1:32 PM
4. Fun Size (V/H/S Halloween)
10/10
🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫
Fun size! I've been obsessed since it came out. Such a fun character. The story hits the perfect balance between scary and funny, delivering very creative kills. It fits the Halloween theme well. Fun Size is definitely my Halloween costume next year!
10/10
🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫
Fun size! I've been obsessed since it came out. Such a fun character. The story hits the perfect balance between scary and funny, delivering very creative kills. It fits the Halloween theme well. Fun Size is definitely my Halloween costume next year!
5. The Sick Thing That Happened to Emily When She Was Younger (V/H/S)
9/10
😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱💀
A chilling segment. Maybe the best screenlife story I've seen, it's so natural. Yes, the entities in the apartment are creepy, but the gaslighting and manipulation revealed at the end is what makes it so scary.
9/10
😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱💀
A chilling segment. Maybe the best screenlife story I've seen, it's so natural. Yes, the entities in the apartment are creepy, but the gaslighting and manipulation revealed at the end is what makes it so scary.
October 26, 2025 at 2:51 PM
5. The Sick Thing That Happened to Emily When She Was Younger (V/H/S)
9/10
😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱💀
A chilling segment. Maybe the best screenlife story I've seen, it's so natural. Yes, the entities in the apartment are creepy, but the gaslighting and manipulation revealed at the end is what makes it so scary.
9/10
😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱💀
A chilling segment. Maybe the best screenlife story I've seen, it's so natural. Yes, the entities in the apartment are creepy, but the gaslighting and manipulation revealed at the end is what makes it so scary.
6. Slumber Party Alien Abduction (V/H/S 2)
9/10
👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽💀
Before V/H/S Beyond, V/H/S 2 gave us the first and still best alien segment. The aliens look terrifying. They're like a taller, nightmare version of the classic greys. The sound design/editing is great. You really feel the kids' panic.
9/10
👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽💀
Before V/H/S Beyond, V/H/S 2 gave us the first and still best alien segment. The aliens look terrifying. They're like a taller, nightmare version of the classic greys. The sound design/editing is great. You really feel the kids' panic.
October 25, 2025 at 11:33 AM
6. Slumber Party Alien Abduction (V/H/S 2)
9/10
👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽💀
Before V/H/S Beyond, V/H/S 2 gave us the first and still best alien segment. The aliens look terrifying. They're like a taller, nightmare version of the classic greys. The sound design/editing is great. You really feel the kids' panic.
9/10
👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽💀
Before V/H/S Beyond, V/H/S 2 gave us the first and still best alien segment. The aliens look terrifying. They're like a taller, nightmare version of the classic greys. The sound design/editing is great. You really feel the kids' panic.
7. To Hell and Back (V/H/S 99)
9/10
😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱💀
Honestly, one of my favorite depictions of Hell. It's so dark, empty, and endless. Just dreary and filled with awful things. Ukabon's design is great. The idea of hitching a ride on a Demon summoning to escape from Hell is a great idea for a story!
9/10
😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱💀
Honestly, one of my favorite depictions of Hell. It's so dark, empty, and endless. Just dreary and filled with awful things. Ukabon's design is great. The idea of hitching a ride on a Demon summoning to escape from Hell is a great idea for a story!
October 24, 2025 at 11:31 AM
7. To Hell and Back (V/H/S 99)
9/10
😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱💀
Honestly, one of my favorite depictions of Hell. It's so dark, empty, and endless. Just dreary and filled with awful things. Ukabon's design is great. The idea of hitching a ride on a Demon summoning to escape from Hell is a great idea for a story!
9/10
😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱💀
Honestly, one of my favorite depictions of Hell. It's so dark, empty, and endless. Just dreary and filled with awful things. Ukabon's design is great. The idea of hitching a ride on a Demon summoning to escape from Hell is a great idea for a story!
8. Stowaway (V/H/S Beyond)
9/10
🛸🛸🛸🛸🛸🛸🛸🛸🛸💀
Just great scifi exploring the possibilities and implications of extraterrestrial life/tech. A woman stows away on an alien ship and learns the hard way that it was never meant to transport humans. Grotesque cosmic body horror with a haunting ending.
9/10
🛸🛸🛸🛸🛸🛸🛸🛸🛸💀
Just great scifi exploring the possibilities and implications of extraterrestrial life/tech. A woman stows away on an alien ship and learns the hard way that it was never meant to transport humans. Grotesque cosmic body horror with a haunting ending.
October 23, 2025 at 3:00 PM
8. Stowaway (V/H/S Beyond)
9/10
🛸🛸🛸🛸🛸🛸🛸🛸🛸💀
Just great scifi exploring the possibilities and implications of extraterrestrial life/tech. A woman stows away on an alien ship and learns the hard way that it was never meant to transport humans. Grotesque cosmic body horror with a haunting ending.
9/10
🛸🛸🛸🛸🛸🛸🛸🛸🛸💀
Just great scifi exploring the possibilities and implications of extraterrestrial life/tech. A woman stows away on an alien ship and learns the hard way that it was never meant to transport humans. Grotesque cosmic body horror with a haunting ending.
9. Second Honeymoon (V/H/S)
9/10
😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱💀
This one has grown on me over time, it gets better the second and third time. The sequence switches between normal vacation footage and footage taken by an unseen stalker while they sleep. A cute home video becomes a killer's trophy. Creepy as hell.
9/10
😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱💀
This one has grown on me over time, it gets better the second and third time. The sequence switches between normal vacation footage and footage taken by an unseen stalker while they sleep. A cute home video becomes a killer's trophy. Creepy as hell.
October 23, 2025 at 1:40 AM
9. Second Honeymoon (V/H/S)
9/10
😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱💀
This one has grown on me over time, it gets better the second and third time. The sequence switches between normal vacation footage and footage taken by an unseen stalker while they sleep. A cute home video becomes a killer's trophy. Creepy as hell.
9/10
😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱💀
This one has grown on me over time, it gets better the second and third time. The sequence switches between normal vacation footage and footage taken by an unseen stalker while they sleep. A cute home video becomes a killer's trophy. Creepy as hell.
10. The Subject (V/H/S 94)
9/10
😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱💀
Cyberpunk body horror following a mad scientist's test subject, an innocent woman turned into a cyborg. Equal parts action and horror. Stunning visuals and strong acting. It's uniquely immersive, shot in 1st-person because the protagonist IS the camera.
9/10
😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱💀
Cyberpunk body horror following a mad scientist's test subject, an innocent woman turned into a cyborg. Equal parts action and horror. Stunning visuals and strong acting. It's uniquely immersive, shot in 1st-person because the protagonist IS the camera.
October 22, 2025 at 12:49 AM
10. The Subject (V/H/S 94)
9/10
😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱💀
Cyberpunk body horror following a mad scientist's test subject, an innocent woman turned into a cyborg. Equal parts action and horror. Stunning visuals and strong acting. It's uniquely immersive, shot in 1st-person because the protagonist IS the camera.
9/10
😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱💀
Cyberpunk body horror following a mad scientist's test subject, an innocent woman turned into a cyborg. Equal parts action and horror. Stunning visuals and strong acting. It's uniquely immersive, shot in 1st-person because the protagonist IS the camera.
11. Home Haunt (V/H/S Halloween)
9/10
😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱💀
At its heart is the relationship between the horror-loving Keith and his son Zack. A magic vinyl record brings a haunted house to life. It had me guessing whether it was all real or just THAT good of a haunted house. Keith is so relateable.
9/10
😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱💀
At its heart is the relationship between the horror-loving Keith and his son Zack. A magic vinyl record brings a haunted house to life. It had me guessing whether it was all real or just THAT good of a haunted house. Keith is so relateable.
October 21, 2025 at 11:23 AM
11. Home Haunt (V/H/S Halloween)
9/10
😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱💀
At its heart is the relationship between the horror-loving Keith and his son Zack. A magic vinyl record brings a haunted house to life. It had me guessing whether it was all real or just THAT good of a haunted house. Keith is so relateable.
9/10
😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱💀
At its heart is the relationship between the horror-loving Keith and his son Zack. A magic vinyl record brings a haunted house to life. It had me guessing whether it was all real or just THAT good of a haunted house. Keith is so relateable.