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Scarlett Gale
@scarlettgauthor.bsky.social
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Author of sexy fantasy books, baker of pies, petter of cats. Sword Bisexual. She/her | HER SUBTLE INVESTIGATIONS out August 16th! http://scarlettgaleauthor.com/shop
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scarlettgauthor.bsky.social
Oh no I should have done this before I roasted and ate him!
November 30, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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I love and look forward to eating my gigantic beet son.
A pale white woman smiling and holding a gigantic beet like a baby. A pale white woman gazes adoringly down at the enormous beet she's holding like a baby.
November 30, 2025 at 2:58 AM
scarlettgauthor.bsky.social
I also saw that last night and want to make friends with this man!
November 30, 2025 at 4:34 PM
scarlettgauthor.bsky.social
He was delicious!
November 30, 2025 at 4:16 AM
scarlettgauthor.bsky.social
I hate pickles but for anyone else this would be a great suggestion 😂
November 30, 2025 at 3:01 AM
scarlettgauthor.bsky.social
I love and look forward to eating my gigantic beet son.
A pale white woman smiling and holding a gigantic beet like a baby. A pale white woman gazes adoringly down at the enormous beet she's holding like a baby.
November 30, 2025 at 2:58 AM
scarlettgauthor.bsky.social
Yes, and I already baked my pie!
November 28, 2025 at 1:45 AM
scarlettgauthor.bsky.social
10 Things I Hate About You is one of those rare late 90s/early 2000s comedies that actually holds up on a modern rewatch with the exception of like, two lines.

It also has Heath Ledger being extremely dreamy and Julia Stiles being ICONIC for young, angry Scarlett.
November 22, 2025 at 1:02 AM
scarlettgauthor.bsky.social
She was writing that porn with her whole pussy in it!
November 21, 2025 at 12:42 AM