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Christine
@sbm.bsky.social
Living in #RVA and posting about random things. Always looking for my next experience.
Pen, paper, and purse addict.
#BostonTerrier enthusiast.
US/UK citizen
Fuck.
November 14, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Some of the quiet car occupants have stepped into my car and are having a bit of an issue.
“You’re not my mother.”
“It’s not illegal to laugh.”
“Mind your business.”
“Let’s try to be a bit kinder.”
November 4, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Loud voiced man is sharing for all of us within earshot to hear that he’s on his way to NYC to lead an AI summit.
November 4, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Went to go vote wearing a band t-shirt and several people felt the need to comment about it. And this reminder is why I don’t wear shirts with text out into the wild.
October 25, 2025 at 8:57 PM
I wanted to learn French so I purchased a €7 million Parisian flat.
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October 18, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Reposted by Christine
The way my heart races when I see a call from my mom is an awful level of worry.
October 18, 2025 at 1:23 AM
In recent days, phone cases have found their way to my mind. Not sure how this started but when I recently upgraded my phone, I figured I'd try my phone au naturel. I've dropped that thing so many times in three short days! It is so slippery and slides off surfaces so easily. Back to a case I go!
September 22, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Should I feel flattered he feels comfortable approaching me even though we've been over this numerous times? I don't. He's still trying to figure it out, which is admirable, while concealing his shortcomings from his shift. Not sure how to explain this in a way that will finally click for him.
September 21, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Got a call from a co-worker tonight at 9:30 to help walk him through how to enter some very basic data into a system. He's worked there 3-4 years, I believe. (I've been there 18 months.) He's got 2 very strong operations guys on his shift who should know how to do this but he calls me instead.
September 21, 2025 at 4:20 AM
No laboring is happening on this Labor Day!
September 1, 2025 at 6:17 PM
It’s been a long week. (And it’s only Monday.)
August 11, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Dehydration ain’t no joke.
July 22, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Getting beaten up (mildly) on Threads wasn’t what I had in mind. But that’s the trap I naively stepped into. Live and learn. And block.
July 10, 2025 at 1:58 PM
I’m on vacation and have not gotten out of bed today. It’s 7:15 pm. I paid far too much for this cottage and this car to fuck it away.
July 7, 2025 at 11:15 PM
When the backseat passenger seatbelt no longer has any flexibility and I’m locked in, that’s when my claustrophobia kicks in.
July 7, 2025 at 1:31 AM
First strike of the rental car tires on the curb. Probably won’t be the last.
July 5, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Amazon return QR codes can be downloaded to Apple Wallets. I approve.
June 29, 2025 at 3:03 PM
People who continually need to boast how much they know, about any topic, exhaust me.
June 17, 2025 at 6:54 PM
I said yes to the concert invitation and today is concert day. My friend’s text mentioned the concert was tomorrow’s date. I haven’t heard back anything from my friend and I’m secretly hoping I can bail on this show.
June 8, 2025 at 4:14 PM
If trying to talk myself into accepting this invitation to go to a concert is this difficult, why can’t I just say no?
May 25, 2025 at 11:58 AM
A picture of seashells is the top story on the news. This is not the real world.
May 17, 2025 at 3:02 AM
It’s 9:45. Perhaps I should get out of bed.
May 7, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Halfway paying attention to the voice floating through the airwaves, I thought it was RFK Jr. It was Warren Buffett.
May 4, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Each time I head down I-95 and see this, I cringe.

The flag is 40' x 76' and the flagpole, at 212’, is the fifth largest in the US and the largest in Virginia. The flag is also one of the largest American flags in the nation. At the 2018 unveiling, Lee Greenwood performed. 🤮
May 1, 2025 at 2:24 AM