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Ice recruit entrance exam scores aren’t even looked at, they just pass anyone who’s thinking with their tongue out during the written portion.
January 29, 2026 at 11:02 AM
Ice recruit entrance exam scores aren’t even looked at, they just pass anyone who’s thinking with their tongue out during the written portion.
When a cop asks you to say the alphabet backwards and you get to 6 7 🤷🏻♂️
January 29, 2026 at 12:54 AM
When a cop asks you to say the alphabet backwards and you get to 6 7 🤷🏻♂️
Why is it called LaLa Land? Shouldn’t it be LaCa Land? @real_donaldjtrump pls address asap (as soon as possible)
January 20, 2026 at 9:49 PM
Why is it called LaLa Land? Shouldn’t it be LaCa Land? @real_donaldjtrump pls address asap (as soon as possible)
It may not always be moral, but it’s always legally correct to punch a fascist pig. By law, it’s the fastest way for them to start rolling in their own mud.
January 8, 2026 at 11:13 PM
It may not always be moral, but it’s always legally correct to punch a fascist pig. By law, it’s the fastest way for them to start rolling in their own mud.
If you give a pig a badge, he’s going to ask for a gun. If you give a pig a gun, he’s going to take a life. If you give a pig 20-life, he’s going to ask for a pardon. If you give a pig a pardon, the pig is going to ask for a bigger gun and back pay.
January 8, 2026 at 11:08 PM
If you give a pig a badge, he’s going to ask for a gun. If you give a pig a gun, he’s going to take a life. If you give a pig 20-life, he’s going to ask for a pardon. If you give a pig a pardon, the pig is going to ask for a bigger gun and back pay.
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The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
January 7, 2026 at 8:26 PM
The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
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remains striking the extent to which trump quite loudly does not see himself as president of the united states and more as a clan leader for his supporters
Trump: "I have just viewed the clip of the event which took place in Minneapolis. It is a horrible thing to watch. The woman screaming was, obviously, a professional agitator, and the woman driving the car was very disorderly, obstructing and resisting ... "
January 7, 2026 at 9:17 PM
remains striking the extent to which trump quite loudly does not see himself as president of the united states and more as a clan leader for his supporters
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Chuck Kirk told me in confidence he was finally going to get real into sourdough this winter. Claims he missed out on the last wave cuz he was big into throwing loose change at waterfowl that year. He’d split a tenner and spend a late afternoon playing bloody knuckles with the ducks.
December 13, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Chuck Kirk told me in confidence he was finally going to get real into sourdough this winter. Claims he missed out on the last wave cuz he was big into throwing loose change at waterfowl that year. He’d split a tenner and spend a late afternoon playing bloody knuckles with the ducks.
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“I brought this horrid creature into the world, and now I must take him out!” Winfrey said
Oprah Pursues Dr. Phil On Ship Through Arctic
THE ARCTIC CIRCLE—With a vow to destroy the abomination she had created if it was the last thing she ever did, television host Oprah Winfrey has spent weeks on a ship pursuing Dr. Phil through the Arc...
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December 9, 2025 at 12:30 AM
“I brought this horrid creature into the world, and now I must take him out!” Winfrey said
Bizarre crash out on the Whatever Podcast (disambiguation)
November 27, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Bizarre crash out on the Whatever Podcast (disambiguation)
Every year, the equivalent of one (1) September 11th happened and Joseph Robinette Biden did absolutely nothing to stop in while he clung onto power for 48 + years. couldn’t be me.
November 21, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Every year, the equivalent of one (1) September 11th happened and Joseph Robinette Biden did absolutely nothing to stop in while he clung onto power for 48 + years. couldn’t be me.
Johnathan Fetterman must run off with George Santos; they would be kind to each other.
November 21, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Johnathan Fetterman must run off with George Santos; they would be kind to each other.
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The four boxes of democracy: Soap, Ballot, Juror, and Hat.
October 29, 2025 at 12:49 AM
The four boxes of democracy: Soap, Ballot, Juror, and Hat.
Why won’t former governor andrew cuomo denounce his previous attempts at smootching the art at madame tussaud’s? After being thwarted thrice in the act, he was heard muttering under his breath “can my greed know any satisfaction?” before his eyes snapped to meet the late Queen’s waxy gaze.
October 17, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Why won’t former governor andrew cuomo denounce his previous attempts at smootching the art at madame tussaud’s? After being thwarted thrice in the act, he was heard muttering under his breath “can my greed know any satisfaction?” before his eyes snapped to meet the late Queen’s waxy gaze.
BREAKING: Now that Trump and Biden have officially reconciled, they have announced in a joint press statement they will be both keeping the name Mr. President. In lieu of gifts, they ask if you would be so sweet and honorable to donate your time to the war machine.
October 17, 2025 at 2:44 AM
BREAKING: Now that Trump and Biden have officially reconciled, they have announced in a joint press statement they will be both keeping the name Mr. President. In lieu of gifts, they ask if you would be so sweet and honorable to donate your time to the war machine.
Why can’t spiders and spies just be friends? Surely the web of lies they spin must make them dizzy.
October 13, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Why can’t spiders and spies just be friends? Surely the web of lies they spin must make them dizzy.
whoever misterbeastified my online harassment slop campaigns has some explaining to do. it’s like flat earthers figured out they could target their delusions against niche online micro-celebrities.
October 13, 2025 at 12:13 AM
whoever misterbeastified my online harassment slop campaigns has some explaining to do. it’s like flat earthers figured out they could target their delusions against niche online micro-celebrities.
Whoever this Habeas Corpus guy is, we should lock them up without legal grounds, only freaks are named like that.
October 9, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Whoever this Habeas Corpus guy is, we should lock them up without legal grounds, only freaks are named like that.
They should make a United States Potus that is locked in an uncomfortable cage of some sort.
October 6, 2025 at 2:33 AM
They should make a United States Potus that is locked in an uncomfortable cage of some sort.
Fun fact: Ai slop is actually ALL real; all chatgpt’s are able to reach beyond the veil and show us brief windows into concurrent parallel realities. If you say Ai is fake, you are just as bad as the reality-denying demonrats and ratpublicants.
October 3, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Fun fact: Ai slop is actually ALL real; all chatgpt’s are able to reach beyond the veil and show us brief windows into concurrent parallel realities. If you say Ai is fake, you are just as bad as the reality-denying demonrats and ratpublicants.
FEMA spelled backwards is MEFA (Make Earth Flat Again)! They aren’t even trying to hide it; all these unitary executive theorists want to ruin this nice global earth thing we got going on. Good thing i’m playing the Lonnnng game.
October 2, 2025 at 5:30 AM
FEMA spelled backwards is MEFA (Make Earth Flat Again)! They aren’t even trying to hide it; all these unitary executive theorists want to ruin this nice global earth thing we got going on. Good thing i’m playing the Lonnnng game.
Right before the Rapture happened, God corrected my grammar and tied my shoe laces together.
September 22, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Right before the Rapture happened, God corrected my grammar and tied my shoe laces together.