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jake
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guy from connecticut. play-by-play announcer. emo kid in his late 20s. lowercase letter enthusiast. currently trying not to be useless.
the middle croc yelling "does you find it" has made me laugh for 19 years
November 25, 2025 at 12:39 AM
josh allen
November 21, 2025 at 2:02 AM
made a list of the number of players on PWHL opening day rosters by the final school they played at
November 20, 2025 at 10:48 PM
tommy update
November 18, 2025 at 6:30 PM
i think i found the most perfect pre-humidor coors game
November 18, 2025 at 5:36 AM
the month i turned 16 actually
November 17, 2025 at 1:47 AM
November 16, 2025 at 7:48 PM
November 15, 2025 at 1:37 AM
November 2, 2025 at 4:26 AM
me and the blue jays
October 21, 2025 at 12:41 AM
emil heinie man
October 17, 2025 at 1:39 AM
i'm only in an islander group chat
October 15, 2025 at 6:55 PM
terry pendleton being a short, slightly chubby guy who wore a two-flapped batting helmet, no high end major leaguer had as much of a little league aesthetic as him. i love him
October 15, 2025 at 6:47 PM
October 13, 2025 at 6:33 PM
out there looking like our 21st president
October 13, 2025 at 4:21 AM
October 7, 2025 at 8:40 PM
dryden year
October 6, 2025 at 4:05 AM
cubs win
October 3, 2025 at 12:12 AM
my dad once told me about watching ted kluszewski play live
October 1, 2025 at 4:33 AM
or somehow two other hall of famers
September 30, 2025 at 6:48 AM
if you're gonna play an NFL game in ireland you need to use the hurling goalposts
September 28, 2025 at 1:47 PM
September 26, 2025 at 7:00 AM
fit check
September 8, 2025 at 7:07 PM
September 7, 2025 at 2:52 AM
going feral
September 4, 2025 at 2:57 AM