jake
@savepercentage.bsky.social
guy from connecticut. play-by-play announcer. emo kid in his late 20s. lowercase letter enthusiast. currently trying not to be useless.
my dad doesn't understand that i don't want a relationship with judaism
November 25, 2025 at 3:35 AM
my dad doesn't understand that i don't want a relationship with judaism
the middle croc yelling "does you find it" has made me laugh for 19 years
November 25, 2025 at 12:39 AM
the middle croc yelling "does you find it" has made me laugh for 19 years
can you confirm that cats are soft @patrickfenelon.bsky.social
November 24, 2025 at 11:28 PM
can you confirm that cats are soft @patrickfenelon.bsky.social
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dropping next monday on the patreon (28 minutes)
November 24, 2025 at 5:33 PM
dropping next monday on the patreon (28 minutes)
i have no negative feelings toward geoff other than that he really is a #2 miscast as a radio #1. hope he sticks with it—i know he does a few other sports as well
Orioles radio/TV play-by-play announcer Geoff Arnold will not be returning in 2026, sources say. He was recently named one of Front Office Sports 26 rising pxp stars. Spent 5 years at Class-A before making the jump to MASN in 2020.
November 24, 2025 at 5:42 PM
i have no negative feelings toward geoff other than that he really is a #2 miscast as a radio #1. hope he sticks with it—i know he does a few other sports as well
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THE DUMPY RETURNS, CONGRATS, FALCONS
November 24, 2025 at 1:01 AM
THE DUMPY RETURNS, CONGRATS, FALCONS
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AND IT'S ALL RIGHT AND IT'S COMIN' ON
November 24, 2025 at 12:47 AM
AND IT'S ALL RIGHT AND IT'S COMIN' ON
always liked the punter version of jordan stout
November 23, 2025 at 8:39 PM
always liked the punter version of jordan stout
FUMBLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
November 23, 2025 at 8:31 PM
FUMBLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
yale is *probably* more evil than harvard but i am a connecticut loyalist so i root for yale when they play each other
November 23, 2025 at 4:47 AM
yale is *probably* more evil than harvard but i am a connecticut loyalist so i root for yale when they play each other
didn't have two taylor girard goals on my bingo card
November 23, 2025 at 2:32 AM
didn't have two taylor girard goals on my bingo card
god gwyneth philips is good
November 23, 2025 at 2:23 AM
god gwyneth philips is good
i want a coaching change if they don't make it to the national title game this year. i can't take this anymore
Absolutely massive weekend from Minnesota State as they sweep #2 Minnesota 3-1, 4-1
November 22, 2025 at 10:18 PM
i want a coaching change if they don't make it to the national title game this year. i can't take this anymore
i mean how was i supposed to know my relationship would deteriorate quickly and we'd break up a few months after i got tickets to see my favorite band in her city. but now that show's approaching and it's too much of a drive to go alone and i don't want to waste 88 bucks so what do i do
November 22, 2025 at 6:41 AM
i mean how was i supposed to know my relationship would deteriorate quickly and we'd break up a few months after i got tickets to see my favorite band in her city. but now that show's approaching and it's too much of a drive to go alone and i don't want to waste 88 bucks so what do i do
i can deal with one inexcusable loss a season for GWH. it's just in the last few years there's been more than one
Nice 3-0 sweep for Gopher volleyball tonight at Maryland.
On the flip side, a very very bad loss for the Gopher women's hockey team who couldn't buy a goal in a 3-1 home loss to Minnesota State tonight.
Gopher men and Penn State tied at 2 mid 2nd period on FS1
On the flip side, a very very bad loss for the Gopher women's hockey team who couldn't buy a goal in a 3-1 home loss to Minnesota State tonight.
Gopher men and Penn State tied at 2 mid 2nd period on FS1
November 22, 2025 at 2:28 AM
i can deal with one inexcusable loss a season for GWH. it's just in the last few years there's been more than one
everyone who voted for the iraq war should never be allowed out of their house for the rest of their lives
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 22, 2025 at 1:37 AM
everyone who voted for the iraq war should never be allowed out of their house for the rest of their lives
PWHL captains
BOS: keller C, müller/rattray A
MIN: coyne C, pannek/stecklein A
MTL: poulin C, ambrose/stacey A
NY: zandee-hart C, bourbonnais/fillier A
OTT: jenner C, clark/larocque A
SEA: knight C, brown/carpenter A
TOR: turnbull C, fast/munroe A
VAN: bell C, nurse/thompson A
BOS: keller C, müller/rattray A
MIN: coyne C, pannek/stecklein A
MTL: poulin C, ambrose/stacey A
NY: zandee-hart C, bourbonnais/fillier A
OTT: jenner C, clark/larocque A
SEA: knight C, brown/carpenter A
TOR: turnbull C, fast/munroe A
VAN: bell C, nurse/thompson A
November 21, 2025 at 8:03 PM
PWHL captains
BOS: keller C, müller/rattray A
MIN: coyne C, pannek/stecklein A
MTL: poulin C, ambrose/stacey A
NY: zandee-hart C, bourbonnais/fillier A
OTT: jenner C, clark/larocque A
SEA: knight C, brown/carpenter A
TOR: turnbull C, fast/munroe A
VAN: bell C, nurse/thompson A
BOS: keller C, müller/rattray A
MIN: coyne C, pannek/stecklein A
MTL: poulin C, ambrose/stacey A
NY: zandee-hart C, bourbonnais/fillier A
OTT: jenner C, clark/larocque A
SEA: knight C, brown/carpenter A
TOR: turnbull C, fast/munroe A
VAN: bell C, nurse/thompson A
i'm taller than someone on the orioles 40-man roster. i can't remember the last time that was the case
Orioles trade catcher Alex Jackson to the Twins in exchange for minor league infielder Payton Eeles.
Jackson was one of the tender deadline decisions ahead of Baltimore today. Instead, the Orioles flip him for a middle infielder who reached Triple-A last season
Jackson was one of the tender deadline decisions ahead of Baltimore today. Instead, the Orioles flip him for a middle infielder who reached Triple-A last season
November 21, 2025 at 2:50 PM
i'm taller than someone on the orioles 40-man roster. i can't remember the last time that was the case
randy johnson had more wins after turning 40 than before turning 30
Man, everything is so bleak, anyone got a fun fact or little bit of trivia they want to share
November 21, 2025 at 6:47 AM
randy johnson had more wins after turning 40 than before turning 30
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