Jeremy Bearimy
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Jeremy Bearimy
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Structurer of interesting word usements. Content and community management, editing, QA, and writing. Ran the biggest Shopify stores in the world for years. Collector of diverse skills. Partner of @cynxyn. Working at KingsIsle on wizardy and piratey games.
November 30, 2025 at 12:13 PM
November 28, 2025 at 7:49 AM
November 26, 2025 at 11:59 PM
“You’ll be visited by three spirits.”

The three spirits:
November 25, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Can I use mine on another cat?
November 24, 2025 at 9:25 AM
November 22, 2025 at 5:50 PM
finally found a use for grok.
when you’re so mentally and emotionally twelve years old that you force your ai to claim you’re the best at everything:
November 21, 2025 at 7:46 AM
November 20, 2025 at 5:49 PM
“People who spend too much of their lives online just need to go outside and get their act together.”

me: “Y-yeah. Totally.”
November 14, 2025 at 5:52 AM
“The Hitch-Hiker’s Guide to the Galaxy”

the first full adult prose novel I read as a kid

as I’ve said, I imprinted on it like a nerdy baby duck

his kind-hearted but slightly sardonic observational humor about people, and later Terry Pratchett’s, was the world view that resonated with me
November 12, 2025 at 12:13 AM
She tried to bribe us to take it off by bringing us her favorite toy

She took it off herself somehow after about an hour
November 10, 2025 at 10:02 PM
ash: human! i am cold! this is completely unacceptable! fix it now!

a few moments later…

ash: well, fuck
November 10, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Since this assertion is pure horsefeathers, seems like a good place to add this:
November 9, 2025 at 8:15 PM
The nearby church sold pumpkins all last month to fund a free Thanksgiving dinner in South Austin. If you could use one, make a reservation here:
November 7, 2025 at 5:58 PM
October 29, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Sexy Discworld Reading Blanket
October 25, 2025 at 3:24 AM
She’s not enjoying it as much as the cow
October 23, 2025 at 6:16 AM
we are extremely displeased
October 20, 2025 at 7:18 PM
The old BBC tv series of Hitch-Hiker’s Guide to the Galaxy
October 17, 2025 at 2:55 AM
xander was “teh kitten” until he turned 15 and suddenly became “the old man”
October 17, 2025 at 2:21 AM
ash likes to play I’m hidden you can’t find me and we try to humor her
October 12, 2025 at 5:40 AM
October 10, 2025 at 5:27 AM
night
October 7, 2025 at 4:51 AM
everybody!

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
October 3, 2025 at 3:11 AM
it has been a very eventful evening protecting the laundry hamper full of cleaning rags from johann the blahaj
October 2, 2025 at 3:43 AM