Christopher Gelarden
@saturninus9.bsky.social
Writer. Thinker. Hiker.
Don’t go over your 2 doll limit.
December 11, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Don’t go over your 2 doll limit.
Sean, the most enjoyable experience is taking off on time and not crashing. Can we focus on that instead? I can do my pull-ups at home.
December 10, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Sean, the most enjoyable experience is taking off on time and not crashing. Can we focus on that instead? I can do my pull-ups at home.
“These are the facts.”
“They are undisputed.”
Anytime MAGA Mike is laying out the facts, you know he’s getting ready to spoon-feed the American people some bullshit. 🥄💩
“They are undisputed.”
Anytime MAGA Mike is laying out the facts, you know he’s getting ready to spoon-feed the American people some bullshit. 🥄💩
December 10, 2025 at 4:28 PM
“These are the facts.”
“They are undisputed.”
Anytime MAGA Mike is laying out the facts, you know he’s getting ready to spoon-feed the American people some bullshit. 🥄💩
“They are undisputed.”
Anytime MAGA Mike is laying out the facts, you know he’s getting ready to spoon-feed the American people some bullshit. 🥄💩
That was easy. On to the next lie.
December 9, 2025 at 3:26 PM
That was easy. On to the next lie.
Maybe just shoot them in the leg.
We know Trump has a fetish for that.
We know Trump has a fetish for that.
December 7, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Maybe just shoot them in the leg.
We know Trump has a fetish for that.
We know Trump has a fetish for that.
Strategic ignorance.
He learned from the master.
He learned from the master.
December 7, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Strategic ignorance.
He learned from the master.
He learned from the master.
Translation: “We’ll continue to ignore lawful court orders with impunity while blaming everyone else for our moral failures.”
November 30, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Translation: “We’ll continue to ignore lawful court orders with impunity while blaming everyone else for our moral failures.”
Dana nods along like a Bobble Head while Mullin parrots Dear Leader’s bullshit about stopping eight foreign wars.
Ask him what wars he ended. Get him on record. It’s not that hard. 🤷
Ask him what wars he ended. Get him on record. It’s not that hard. 🤷
November 30, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Dana nods along like a Bobble Head while Mullin parrots Dear Leader’s bullshit about stopping eight foreign wars.
Ask him what wars he ended. Get him on record. It’s not that hard. 🤷
Ask him what wars he ended. Get him on record. It’s not that hard. 🤷
I challenge Kristi Noem to go thirty seconds without mentioning Joe Biden.
Starting in 3, 2, 1…never mind. 🤦🏻♂️
Starting in 3, 2, 1…never mind. 🤦🏻♂️
November 30, 2025 at 3:19 PM
I challenge Kristi Noem to go thirty seconds without mentioning Joe Biden.
Starting in 3, 2, 1…never mind. 🤦🏻♂️
Starting in 3, 2, 1…never mind. 🤦🏻♂️
Trump is actually more of a malignant narcissistic sociopath.
He checks every box and then some.
He checks every box and then some.
October 30, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Trump is actually more of a malignant narcissistic sociopath.
He checks every box and then some.
He checks every box and then some.
This is called “breadcrumbing.”
October 30, 2025 at 3:51 PM
This is called “breadcrumbing.”
This is called “breadcrumbing.”
October 30, 2025 at 3:51 PM
This is called “breadcrumbing.”
Where is she on the scale today?
October 28, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Where is she on the scale today?
Sam Stein posted this. Hope it helps.
October 22, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Sam Stein posted this. Hope it helps.
"They happen to be Black." I can't believe he said that out loud.
October 15, 2025 at 4:10 PM
"They happen to be Black." I can't believe he said that out loud.
Yeah, It feels like the bad guys are winning. Colbert helped us find some levity in Trump’s thuggery. Humor is a potent weapon against fascism.
July 19, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Yeah, It feels like the bad guys are winning. Colbert helped us find some levity in Trump’s thuggery. Humor is a potent weapon against fascism.
Start a war in Iran? Two weeks. End the war in Ukraine? Two weeks. New health plan? Two weeks.
Just call him “Donny Two Weeks” and leave it at that.
Just call him “Donny Two Weeks” and leave it at that.
June 19, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Start a war in Iran? Two weeks. End the war in Ukraine? Two weeks. New health plan? Two weeks.
Just call him “Donny Two Weeks” and leave it at that.
Just call him “Donny Two Weeks” and leave it at that.
Start a war in Iran? Two weeks. End the war in Ukraine? Two weeks. New health plan? Two weeks.
Just call him “Donny Two Weeks” and leave it at that.
Just call him “Donny Two Weeks” and leave it at that.
June 19, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Start a war in Iran? Two weeks. End the war in Ukraine? Two weeks. New health plan? Two weeks.
Just call him “Donny Two Weeks” and leave it at that.
Just call him “Donny Two Weeks” and leave it at that.