Christopher Gelarden
@saturninus9.bsky.social
Writer. Thinker. Hiker.
Don’t go over your 2 doll limit.
December 11, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Don’t go over your 2 doll limit.
That was easy. On to the next lie.
December 9, 2025 at 3:26 PM
That was easy. On to the next lie.
Maybe just shoot them in the leg.
We know Trump has a fetish for that.
We know Trump has a fetish for that.
December 7, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Maybe just shoot them in the leg.
We know Trump has a fetish for that.
We know Trump has a fetish for that.
Strategic ignorance.
He learned from the master.
He learned from the master.
December 7, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Strategic ignorance.
He learned from the master.
He learned from the master.
This is called “breadcrumbing.”
October 30, 2025 at 3:51 PM
This is called “breadcrumbing.”
This is called “breadcrumbing.”
October 30, 2025 at 3:51 PM
This is called “breadcrumbing.”
Where is she on the scale today?
October 28, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Where is she on the scale today?
Sam Stein posted this. Hope it helps.
October 22, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Sam Stein posted this. Hope it helps.
Putting the American people first.
Except when building a monument to himself.
#Trump
#Shutdown
#AlwaysBeGrifting
Except when building a monument to himself.
#Trump
#Shutdown
#AlwaysBeGrifting
October 9, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Putting the American people first.
Except when building a monument to himself.
#Trump
#Shutdown
#AlwaysBeGrifting
Except when building a monument to himself.
#Trump
#Shutdown
#AlwaysBeGrifting
He’s declaring war on Portland now.
What’s next? Drone strikes?
#Trump
#Hegseth
#Portland
#WakeUpAmerica
#PosseComitatusAct
What’s next? Drone strikes?
#Trump
#Hegseth
#Portland
#WakeUpAmerica
#PosseComitatusAct
September 27, 2025 at 3:28 PM
He’s declaring war on Portland now.
What’s next? Drone strikes?
#Trump
#Hegseth
#Portland
#WakeUpAmerica
#PosseComitatusAct
What’s next? Drone strikes?
#Trump
#Hegseth
#Portland
#WakeUpAmerica
#PosseComitatusAct
Looks like the free speech warriors don’t really care about free speech at all. They just want to be the ones doing the canceling.
#CancelCulture #JimmyKimmel #FreeSpeech #FirstAmendment
#CancelCulture #JimmyKimmel #FreeSpeech #FirstAmendment
September 19, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Looks like the free speech warriors don’t really care about free speech at all. They just want to be the ones doing the canceling.
#CancelCulture #JimmyKimmel #FreeSpeech #FirstAmendment
#CancelCulture #JimmyKimmel #FreeSpeech #FirstAmendment
Military Parade: $45 Million
Street Repair: $16 Million
Cost of Feeding Trump’s Fragile Ego: $61 Million
#Trump
#June14
#MilitaryParade
#WasteFraudAbuse
Street Repair: $16 Million
Cost of Feeding Trump’s Fragile Ego: $61 Million
#Trump
#June14
#MilitaryParade
#WasteFraudAbuse
June 6, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Military Parade: $45 Million
Street Repair: $16 Million
Cost of Feeding Trump’s Fragile Ego: $61 Million
#Trump
#June14
#MilitaryParade
#WasteFraudAbuse
Street Repair: $16 Million
Cost of Feeding Trump’s Fragile Ego: $61 Million
#Trump
#June14
#MilitaryParade
#WasteFraudAbuse
June 5, 2025 at 10:53 PM
“We’re getting rid of waste, fraud, and abuse.”
(Pardons people guilty of waste, fraud, and abuse)
#AmericaLast
#TrumpLies
#DOGE
(Pardons people guilty of waste, fraud, and abuse)
#AmericaLast
#TrumpLies
#DOGE
June 2, 2025 at 4:07 PM
“We’re getting rid of waste, fraud, and abuse.”
(Pardons people guilty of waste, fraud, and abuse)
#AmericaLast
#TrumpLies
#DOGE
(Pardons people guilty of waste, fraud, and abuse)
#AmericaLast
#TrumpLies
#DOGE
Here’s to the brave ones who fought against the rise of fascism across the world to protect our freedoms. Now the fight is here on our own shores. We won’t let the fascists win. Not now. Not ever.
#MemorialDay
#FightFascism
#CaptainAmerica
#MemorialDay
#FightFascism
#CaptainAmerica
May 26, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Here’s to the brave ones who fought against the rise of fascism across the world to protect our freedoms. Now the fight is here on our own shores. We won’t let the fascists win. Not now. Not ever.
#MemorialDay
#FightFascism
#CaptainAmerica
#MemorialDay
#FightFascism
#CaptainAmerica
Trump said he wouldn’t cut Medicaid. He lied.
Never underestimate the gullibility of his supporters.
#TrumpLies #AmericaLast
Never underestimate the gullibility of his supporters.
#TrumpLies #AmericaLast
May 14, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Trump said he wouldn’t cut Medicaid. He lied.
Never underestimate the gullibility of his supporters.
#TrumpLies #AmericaLast
Never underestimate the gullibility of his supporters.
#TrumpLies #AmericaLast
Love the paint job on the new Air Force One. #AmericaLast
May 14, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Love the paint job on the new Air Force One. #AmericaLast
A new pope has been chosen at the Vatican. 🙏
And generated millions of kilowatts of clean energy.
#HabemusPapam #Vatican #Pope
And generated millions of kilowatts of clean energy.
#HabemusPapam #Vatican #Pope
May 8, 2025 at 5:03 PM
A new pope has been chosen at the Vatican. 🙏
And generated millions of kilowatts of clean energy.
#HabemusPapam #Vatican #Pope
And generated millions of kilowatts of clean energy.
#HabemusPapam #Vatican #Pope
A new pope has been chosen at the Vatican. 🙏
And generated millions of kilowatts of clean energy.
#HabemusPapam #Vatican #Pope
And generated millions of kilowatts of clean energy.
#HabemusPapam #Vatican #Pope
May 8, 2025 at 4:39 PM
A new pope has been chosen at the Vatican. 🙏
And generated millions of kilowatts of clean energy.
#HabemusPapam #Vatican #Pope
And generated millions of kilowatts of clean energy.
#HabemusPapam #Vatican #Pope
Wait, how did Guile end up in there? #StreetFighter
April 24, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Wait, how did Guile end up in there? #StreetFighter
“Give us more time to right the ship.”
April 4, 2025 at 4:50 PM
“Give us more time to right the ship.”
“Give us more time to right the ship.”
April 4, 2025 at 4:49 PM
“Give us more time to right the ship.”