monkey d. teej
@satorisampler.bsky.social
enjoyer of all things pop-culture
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one of my strongest beliefs is that we're in our situation right now bc some of the most prominent talking heads (e.g. joe rogan, andrew schulz) are learning about politics in their 40s and 50s, instead of their teens and early 20s, and we have to go along for the ride as they learn basic things
February 4, 2026 at 10:10 PM
one of my strongest beliefs is that we're in our situation right now bc some of the most prominent talking heads (e.g. joe rogan, andrew schulz) are learning about politics in their 40s and 50s, instead of their teens and early 20s, and we have to go along for the ride as they learn basic things
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i haven’t liked a laptop since we stopped making them cool
February 5, 2026 at 1:39 AM
i haven’t liked a laptop since we stopped making them cool
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James Comer is bringing Hillary Clinton before his committee to testify about Epstein despite having zero contact with him, but not Epstein’s neighbor Howard Lutnick who lied about his connections to Epstein over many years which is proven in the files.
February 4, 2026 at 1:36 AM
James Comer is bringing Hillary Clinton before his committee to testify about Epstein despite having zero contact with him, but not Epstein’s neighbor Howard Lutnick who lied about his connections to Epstein over many years which is proven in the files.
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growing up means coming to appreciate the subtle, mature pleasures of spicy mustard on a breakfast sandwich. hot sauce still has its place, of course, but the raging fires of youth must give way to broader scaffolds of sensation
February 2, 2026 at 5:39 PM
growing up means coming to appreciate the subtle, mature pleasures of spicy mustard on a breakfast sandwich. hot sauce still has its place, of course, but the raging fires of youth must give way to broader scaffolds of sensation
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That Bad Bunny speech really got me. Amen.
February 2, 2026 at 2:27 AM
That Bad Bunny speech really got me. Amen.
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we absolutely need to know who he sent this to. how is this something the public is being kept in the dark on???
January 31, 2026 at 10:29 PM
we absolutely need to know who he sent this to. how is this something the public is being kept in the dark on???
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i can’t get over the way “small government conservatives” are strenuously defending the prerogative of federal officials to remain anonymous from the public over whom they exercise lethal state power
January 31, 2026 at 9:10 PM
i can’t get over the way “small government conservatives” are strenuously defending the prerogative of federal officials to remain anonymous from the public over whom they exercise lethal state power
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straight up Gestapo shit
January 31, 2026 at 8:54 PM
straight up Gestapo shit
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Buttigieg on Fox News: "When you see an American woman opening the door to her home and on her doorstep finds half a dozen federal agents in tactical gear that is more tricked out than what I would take outside the wire in Afghanistan -- I think most people get that that is wrong."
January 31, 2026 at 3:42 PM
Buttigieg on Fox News: "When you see an American woman opening the door to her home and on her doorstep finds half a dozen federal agents in tactical gear that is more tricked out than what I would take outside the wire in Afghanistan -- I think most people get that that is wrong."
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A year ago: We need TAXES on the WEALTHY
Now: We need a cleansing fire
Now: We need a cleansing fire
January 31, 2026 at 4:40 PM
A year ago: We need TAXES on the WEALTHY
Now: We need a cleansing fire
Now: We need a cleansing fire
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Buttigieg on Fox News: "Seeing an American taken to the ground, having his gun removed, being shot in the back 10 times, then having the govt say he was a terrorist all along based on no evidence.. those are kinds of things that as painful as they are, can actually bring together a lot of Americans"
January 31, 2026 at 3:39 PM
Buttigieg on Fox News: "Seeing an American taken to the ground, having his gun removed, being shot in the back 10 times, then having the govt say he was a terrorist all along based on no evidence.. those are kinds of things that as painful as they are, can actually bring together a lot of Americans"
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Warnock on the arrest of Don Lemon: It’s chilling, and I think that is the intent. They intend to send chills down the backs of journalists. The authoritarian march is happening in real time, and it’s way past the time to wake up.
January 30, 2026 at 11:17 PM
Warnock on the arrest of Don Lemon: It’s chilling, and I think that is the intent. They intend to send chills down the backs of journalists. The authoritarian march is happening in real time, and it’s way past the time to wake up.
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Starting a rewatch of Schitts Creek
January 31, 2026 at 12:13 AM
Starting a rewatch of Schitts Creek
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Tom Morello live in Minneapolis
January 30, 2026 at 11:57 PM
Tom Morello live in Minneapolis
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every epstein file drop underscores how elite power operates through shared socio-economic networks, regardless of people's ideological differences, populist posturing, or public feuds
January 30, 2026 at 11:58 PM
every epstein file drop underscores how elite power operates through shared socio-economic networks, regardless of people's ideological differences, populist posturing, or public feuds
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At every single stage of my life there has been a movie or show suited for my age group in which Catherine O’Hara was a standout player. This just sucks, man.
January 30, 2026 at 6:45 PM
At every single stage of my life there has been a movie or show suited for my age group in which Catherine O’Hara was a standout player. This just sucks, man.
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Six days ago federal officers murdered a man in the streets of Minneapolis and we still don't know their identities. Is there any modern precedent for this?
January 30, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Six days ago federal officers murdered a man in the streets of Minneapolis and we still don't know their identities. Is there any modern precedent for this?
RUDY IS STILL ALIVE?
January 30, 2026 at 8:00 PM
RUDY IS STILL ALIVE?
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the arrest of journalists in minneapolis, including don lemon, is more evidence that the only move the administration knows how to make is to use force, and does not know how to respond when that force is met with defiance and indifference.
January 30, 2026 at 4:40 PM
the arrest of journalists in minneapolis, including don lemon, is more evidence that the only move the administration knows how to make is to use force, and does not know how to respond when that force is met with defiance and indifference.
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my most “raised by black boomers” quality is i clean my kitchen to anita baker (cleaning my kitchen right now)
January 30, 2026 at 3:30 AM
my most “raised by black boomers” quality is i clean my kitchen to anita baker (cleaning my kitchen right now)
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River Of Ice
6”x6” oil
Available on my website
6”x6” oil
Available on my website
January 29, 2026 at 9:01 PM
River Of Ice
6”x6” oil
Available on my website
6”x6” oil
Available on my website
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been playing the Link's Awakening remake with my kids — that thing thing is such a great example of bringing an old classic into the modern era.
January 30, 2026 at 1:17 AM
been playing the Link's Awakening remake with my kids — that thing thing is such a great example of bringing an old classic into the modern era.
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does anyone know when MELANIA 2 comes out
January 29, 2026 at 11:06 PM
does anyone know when MELANIA 2 comes out
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if you don't care about ice and your countrys politics you're probably just privileged
January 29, 2026 at 1:47 PM
if you don't care about ice and your countrys politics you're probably just privileged