Jason Alice Lastname
@satiricloki.bsky.social
I am a meat popsicle.
That’s a wild statement. Maybe those tech companies should stop doing illegal shit that causes them to get fined more than their taxes.
December 13, 2025 at 6:00 PM
That’s a wild statement. Maybe those tech companies should stop doing illegal shit that causes them to get fined more than their taxes.
But it’s fine to take cash from a murderous Saudi billionaire. Bill burr is a hypocrite.
December 13, 2025 at 5:58 PM
But it’s fine to take cash from a murderous Saudi billionaire. Bill burr is a hypocrite.
I think more about Ötzi the iceman being shot and that happened in 3300BCE.
December 13, 2025 at 5:51 PM
I think more about Ötzi the iceman being shot and that happened in 3300BCE.
Everyone but Charlie Kirk.
December 13, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Everyone but Charlie Kirk.
Why does the cartoon duck look more human than real life Trump?
December 13, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Why does the cartoon duck look more human than real life Trump?
“I say think and do whatever Fox News tells me to”
December 13, 2025 at 5:38 PM
“I say think and do whatever Fox News tells me to”
The people who say that are getting rich off of non-renewables.
December 13, 2025 at 5:38 PM
The people who say that are getting rich off of non-renewables.
MF died trying to downplay mass shooters and his last word was “violence”. Seems like he just reaped what he sowed.
December 13, 2025 at 5:37 PM
MF died trying to downplay mass shooters and his last word was “violence”. Seems like he just reaped what he sowed.
A second meaning for the phrase “Florida sucks”
December 13, 2025 at 5:35 PM
A second meaning for the phrase “Florida sucks”
Imprison the uber-rich and seize their assets!
December 13, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Imprison the uber-rich and seize their assets!
Assuming they happen.
December 12, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Assuming they happen.
Texas parents must, or they’d stop electing him.
December 12, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Texas parents must, or they’d stop electing him.
Looks like this is what they voted for. countyelectionresults.nebraska.gov/election_fil...
countyelectionresults.nebraska.gov
December 12, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Looks like this is what they voted for. countyelectionresults.nebraska.gov/election_fil...
The schools are also forced to use all kinds of ridiculous online “apps” because state legislatures mandate them.
December 12, 2025 at 10:36 PM
The schools are also forced to use all kinds of ridiculous online “apps” because state legislatures mandate them.
Why are they all so weird-looking?
December 12, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Why are they all so weird-looking?
Then watching him yeet your package from the street and drive off.
December 12, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Then watching him yeet your package from the street and drive off.
NOW HE IS TRYING TO MAKE THE TRUTH ILLEGAL!!
December 12, 2025 at 10:28 PM
NOW HE IS TRYING TO MAKE THE TRUTH ILLEGAL!!
Oh no. Don’t go. 🙄🙄🙄
December 12, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Oh no. Don’t go. 🙄🙄🙄
Even if he weren’t asking for your data, everyone should really go visit literally anywhere in the world other than the US right now. Ok, maybe not Afghanistan, but anywhere else.
December 12, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Even if he weren’t asking for your data, everyone should really go visit literally anywhere in the world other than the US right now. Ok, maybe not Afghanistan, but anywhere else.
Yeah. You and me both. I highly doubt it will be SCOTUS though.
December 12, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Yeah. You and me both. I highly doubt it will be SCOTUS though.
Her lip fillers were probably crawling out again.
a red and black caterpillar is crawling on a white surface .
ALT: a red and black caterpillar is crawling on a white surface .
media.tenor.com
December 12, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Her lip fillers were probably crawling out again.
Republicans and fucking around with ATCs, name a more iconic duo.
December 12, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Republicans and fucking around with ATCs, name a more iconic duo.