Jason Alice Lastname
@satiricloki.bsky.social
I am a meat popsicle.
At what point do we just admit that America is over and is never coming back?
December 11, 2025 at 2:22 PM
At what point do we just admit that America is over and is never coming back?
Anyone know of a free email service that doesn’t require my phone number?
December 8, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Anyone know of a free email service that doesn’t require my phone number?
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This is a good reminder that when Paul Pelosi was nearly murdered by a right-wing lunatic, Trump and his family spent days mocking Pelosi and making a joke of it all.
September 10, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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A panicked Trump asks for protesters to be removed from a DC restaurant tonight
September 10, 2025 at 2:19 AM
A panicked Trump asks for protesters to be removed from a DC restaurant tonight
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Napoleón Dynamite and Dwight Schrute are the same person.
September 2, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Napoleón Dynamite and Dwight Schrute are the same person.
Cracker Barrel Just Gave Its Beloved Peg Game New Wording
No more "EG-NO-RA-MOOSE."
www.countryliving.com
August 22, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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Fuck her and the animal carcass she rode in on.
August 15, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Fuck her and the animal carcass she rode in on.
Anyone know what kind of bird this is?
August 14, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Anyone know what kind of bird this is?
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I hope I’m right that you’ve already seen this — and that, otherwise, it’s my duty to ensure you do…
🧊❌ ICEBlock
Download the community-driven app for finding and sharing location-based reports of ICE presence in your area — without revealing your personal data
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🧊❌ ICEBlock
Download the community-driven app for finding and sharing location-based reports of ICE presence in your area — without revealing your personal data
apps.apple.com/us/app/icebl...
July 5, 2025 at 4:29 PM
I hope I’m right that you’ve already seen this — and that, otherwise, it’s my duty to ensure you do…
🧊❌ ICEBlock
Download the community-driven app for finding and sharing location-based reports of ICE presence in your area — without revealing your personal data
apps.apple.com/us/app/icebl...
🧊❌ ICEBlock
Download the community-driven app for finding and sharing location-based reports of ICE presence in your area — without revealing your personal data
apps.apple.com/us/app/icebl...
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You know how whales used to live on land, but then at some point we’re all like “yeah, I’m over this. I’m going back into the ocean.”? I’ve come to really empathize with their decision over the past couple years.
July 2, 2025 at 3:21 AM
You know how whales used to live on land, but then at some point we’re all like “yeah, I’m over this. I’m going back into the ocean.”? I’ve come to really empathize with their decision over the past couple years.
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The cops are not releasing the identity of the Idaho arsonist/shooter- this might be why.
June 30, 2025 at 1:29 PM
The cops are not releasing the identity of the Idaho arsonist/shooter- this might be why.
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June 27, 2025 at 7:59 AM
I really wish Costco would bring back the Italian sausage sandwich at the food court. Those were sooo delicious.
June 24, 2025 at 11:05 PM
I really wish Costco would bring back the Italian sausage sandwich at the food court. Those were sooo delicious.
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I don't give a rat ass about Iran. I care about masked terrorists on the streets here. Don't you get it? There are thugs kidnapping people. WTF.
June 24, 2025 at 8:33 PM
I don't give a rat ass about Iran. I care about masked terrorists on the streets here. Don't you get it? There are thugs kidnapping people. WTF.