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i'm fine but please grind my corpse into dog food for miya atsumu
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what the actual fuck actually i just want to use the bathroom without falling on my face 😀 idk if that's like too much to ask but
December 1, 2025 at 9:42 PM
idk why but all the accessible toilets are lately locked up every where i go 😭 and the regular ones were so so badly designed that only a contortionist could pee unbothered
December 1, 2025 at 9:39 PM
it'll help you remember better
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December 1, 2025 at 9:34 PM
and yes i peed but at what cost,,, like it's so so so easy to make things accessible. literally everyone benefits from that. i'm so tired of just fucking existing. is this how it's supposed to be?
December 1, 2025 at 9:19 PM
and then they had one of those aesthetic toilet paper dispensers that you Could Not use with a single hand esp not if you have brain tumors that mess with your dexterity :D so i had to crouch and use both hands to acquire paper first and then put my cane into my ass to open the door when i was done
December 1, 2025 at 9:19 PM
so i said okay you know what i can probably pee in the regular toilet bc i really did not have it in me to go all the way back...and guys this toilet...the doors of the cubicles were impossible to open or close when you were standing inside bc they almost touched the bowl? are ppl supposed to float?
December 1, 2025 at 9:19 PM
it was dark ambient lighting, i see bad in my left eye, like splotches of shadows messing my vision and then it's dark and no signs bc it doesn't fit their fking aesthetic??? the maze leading to the toilet was so low contrast that i ran into the wall TWICE and when i finally got there IT WAS LOCKED
December 1, 2025 at 9:19 PM
WHY IS EVERYONE ELSE JUST ALLOWED TO PEE BUT I MUST PERFORM 3 CIRCUS TRICKS TO EARN MY RIGHT?? also the signage...omg the NONEXISTENT signage!!!! i ran 2 times around the WHOLE building just to find a door that will let me up to the roof and then the restaurant itself had ZERO signs for the toilet
December 1, 2025 at 9:19 PM
IDK if this a new thing but many places in germ any now have their disabled toilets LOCKED AND I HATE IT wdym i crawled all the way here and now i have to go ALL the way back and ask the waiting staff for a key? why are the toilets fucking locked??
December 1, 2025 at 9:19 PM
now i want to send you more snips
December 1, 2025 at 12:25 PM
i feel baited
December 1, 2025 at 12:23 PM
şeker!! 🍬
November 30, 2025 at 11:04 PM
i've been a fan since i was a kid 🥹🫂
November 30, 2025 at 10:10 PM
oof mein beileid....
November 30, 2025 at 6:55 PM