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salt fairy ∴
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ao3 fruitbatvampire
30 they/them 🩺 🏳️‍⚧️
i'm fine but please grind my corpse into dog food for miya atsumu
🇹🇷🇺🇲🇩🇪ok👌 🇨🇵🇪🇦🇷🇺 trying my best

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salt fairy ∴ @satansalt.bsky.social · May 29
What We Didn't Become

🦊Ship: #sakuatsu
🦊Rating: E
🦊Chapters, WC: 16/16, 44k
🦊Updates: Mo/Thu
🦊Tags: Issız Adam AU, angst with a happy ending, mind the tags
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Fanfiction graphic for my Sakuatsu fic titled "What We Didn't Become". Dark red background. A menu for the fictional French haute cuisine restaurant "Le Renard" from my fanfiction in Art Nouveau style.The menu background is beige, it's framed by light brown and khaki stylized flower stems and dark pink and dusty pink colored spider chrysanthemums. Written on the top left corner in dark pink and hot pink dropped shadow the fic title. Written on the top right in muted khaki the restaurant name, next to it a dark orange colored illustration of a red fox's head. Written on the menu in Art Nouveau styled font: "SakuAtsu Issız Adam AU, Rated E, 44K Completed, 16 Chapters, Updates Mo-Thu". Written at the bottom in hot pink and dark red: "AO3 fruitbatvampire, mind the tags". Dark beige text on a dark red background, which reads: praise for salt's What We Didn't Become “I sure hope nothing bad happens to them!” — The Beta Post “UGHHH DFISISSKDJBGKB [smacking my head against the wall]” — The Beta Morning “This may just be the biggest bastard of an Atsumu I have ever read.” — Beta Tribune “Omi, get behind me, Jesus Christ.” — j, acclaimed author of hyperpop omi hell “This made me so ill, thank you.” — The Beta Globe “Can you feel my frown?” — The Beta Times Fic Review “Owie.” — Whipped disclaimer: no j was harmed in the making of this fic
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itsbabs.bsky.social
hey so if you’re not feeling well, please don’t go into work. if you have to, wear a mask. tbh wear a mask either way—it’s four days after thanksgiving. covid incubation time tends to be ~3-5 days. it’s peak get infected if you aren’t already time.

test for it. get paxlovid.
prevent it. mask up.
Throat-Cheek-Nose Swab info from Newlevant COVID Zine and Ontario Health Canada Improve test accuracy by collecting a combinec nose and throat sample!" 1. Do not eat, smoke or drink anything 30 minutes before taking a rapid antigen test. 2. Blow your nose first and cough. Disinfect hands (wash or sanitizer) 3. Insert swab to the inner cheek, turn and/or swab a few times or 4. Softly rub the swab as far back in your throat as you feel comfortable. 5. Tilt head back and fully insert the soft swab tip straight back (not up) into your nose until you hit resistance (up to 2.5 cm). Rotate swab several times against the wall then of the nose and let sit for a few seconds to absorb nasal secretions. Do this for both nostrils. 6. Follow your RAT instructions to process the sample and read results Try not to move the cassette. Read results promptly in bright light - sometimes a positive test will show up in very faint lines. If you're in the US, submit your results to MakeMyTestCount.org. *Do not use this method with Intelliswab RATs, it will produce false positives
December 1, 2025 at 6:46 AM
satansalt.bsky.social
hello im feeling extremely dissocial and pissed off so why not fume about this restaurant i went to tonight!! for context i worked a full day, this is a staff dinner, it's cold, i want to go home, im anemic af, dizzy, 1 hip and 1 rib subluxated all day and weird ass headache/toothache
December 1, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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catsuka.bsky.social
"Romeo's Blue Skies" anime series (1995) for free on Youtube until December 28th (HD remaster / Japanese dub only).
>> www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...
December 1, 2025 at 1:06 PM
satansalt.bsky.social
petition for @bollsoppa.bsky.social to stay in the game and slip, slop, slap, seek, slide ☀️🚫
December 1, 2025 at 12:23 PM
satansalt.bsky.social
there's one turkish girlie in the hospital IT department and i swear she is running the place 😭 germ ans could never solve problems so flexibly and so fast and then she slips me a little smiley with a few turkish words???💘💖 girl hide im coming for you
December 1, 2025 at 10:26 AM
satansalt.bsky.social
it's evil that we are forced to work it should be @trivialsacrifice.bsky.social and me and the Big Barrel frolicking on a little hill instead
December 1, 2025 at 9:38 AM
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n9evepulgas.bsky.social
*vball bbs*
December 1, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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vmous.bsky.social
Chapter 3 - 9k words

🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/742111...

#band!AU #skts #snos
December 1, 2025 at 7:14 AM
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miyaatsumu.bsky.social
the atsuomi of it all

@jackiehime.drive-in.lol
November 30, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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presenthaikyu.bsky.social
woaw #ushiten
November 30, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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vmous.bsky.social
anyone else thinkin of butch lesbian atsumu because i always am 🤤

#wip #haikyuuri #fem!atsumu #vmousart
black and white digital drawing of butch lesbian atsumu sitting sideways on the floor, supporting herself with her hands. she has one leg folded and the other stretched out, and is wearing a msby black jackals uniform. her hair is cut in a semi-mullet with the sides shaved off. she has a small towel around her neck, and beads of sweat all over her body.
November 30, 2025 at 10:59 PM
satansalt.bsky.social
"the birth rates are declining in germ any"
WHERE??? there is always some fk ass child disturbing the peace and being annoying af anywhere i go. where is the birth rate declining???? they are fkin everywhere! 😭 i dislike having to interact with kids so much...
November 30, 2025 at 5:17 PM
satansalt.bsky.social
gogol bordello on when cooking is peak bc i can ruin both my spanish and my russian in one go
November 30, 2025 at 12:24 PM
satansalt.bsky.social
i forgot we have a staff dinner on monday 😭 idk abt everyone else but want to go home after work and not hang out with my coworkers i see them enough already...but i must attend as the head therapist 🫩🥲
November 30, 2025 at 10:10 AM
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satansalt.bsky.social
sometimes i forget it's my own two hands clenched around my neck
#atsumu #haikyuufanart
Digital drawing of the Haikyuu character Miya Atsumu. A portrait of Atsumu in his timeskip version in front of a hot pink solid color background. He is staring up intently while his head is lowered down. There are five leather dog collars on his neck in different shades of brown and mauve. Attached to the collars are nine similarly colored leashes and gold buckles, carabiners, studs and dog tags. One of the dog tags reads "fox". Atsumu isn't wearing anything else, his shoulders are naked. Written above one of the leashes in bright red my username "@satansalt".
June 5, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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iraskts.bsky.social
#skts #sakuatsu heated ....
November 30, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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ro-inspace.bsky.social
new completed fic ✨🤧😷

#krtsk / #kurotsuki | general | 2.4k | canon compliant with the usual yaoi nonsense | Wholesome shit

archiveofourown.org/works/743008...
New Session | Archive of Our Own
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
archiveofourown.org
November 30, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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satansalt.bsky.social
pimmel lang statt klein, lifehack!🎶
fit to hang out with dearest @trivialsacrifice.bsky.social ❤️
Mirror selfie of my outfit. Purple and white tie dye patterned mesh long sleeve. Layered on it a white, red, yellow, green and dark blue striped terry cloth long sleeve polo shirt. Dark blue wide leg jeans with white stripes. White twilly scarf tied around my neck. Layered necklaces. Red crochet cherry hair clip. Selfie of my outfit close up. Purple and white tie dye patterned mesh long sleeve. Layered on it a white, red, yellow, green and dark blue striped terry cloth long sleeve polo shirt. White twilly scarf tied around my neck. Layered necklaces: strings of white pearls, teal agate bead necklace, thick gold chain, pink glass heart shaped pendant. Gold chain heart shaped earrings. Silver conch cuffs.
November 29, 2025 at 12:47 PM
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vichblen.bsky.social
commission
November 29, 2025 at 6:20 PM
satansalt.bsky.social
i have a perfect dress and a perfect white tie event and a perfect man to rail im so excited
November 29, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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birdking.bsky.social
my wife is under there
@thatdernmoose.bsky.social
moose covered in 10000 panda plushies and blankets so no part of moose is visible
November 29, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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el3phantbird.bsky.social
fyi cosplayers-- if you're in need of any basic underlayers for cosplay (modesty garments, tights, colored leggings, sports bras of varying silhouettes, etc) or dance shoes, discount dance is going out of business (😭) and most of the store is $5. stock up.
November 28, 2025 at 4:51 PM
satansalt.bsky.social
damn yall like my hospital au huh...wish i could actually write it...
November 29, 2025 at 2:13 PM
satansalt.bsky.social
pimmel lang statt klein, lifehack!🎶
fit to hang out with dearest @trivialsacrifice.bsky.social ❤️
Mirror selfie of my outfit. Purple and white tie dye patterned mesh long sleeve. Layered on it a white, red, yellow, green and dark blue striped terry cloth long sleeve polo shirt. Dark blue wide leg jeans with white stripes. White twilly scarf tied around my neck. Layered necklaces. Red crochet cherry hair clip. Selfie of my outfit close up. Purple and white tie dye patterned mesh long sleeve. Layered on it a white, red, yellow, green and dark blue striped terry cloth long sleeve polo shirt. White twilly scarf tied around my neck. Layered necklaces: strings of white pearls, teal agate bead necklace, thick gold chain, pink glass heart shaped pendant. Gold chain heart shaped earrings. Silver conch cuffs.
November 29, 2025 at 12:47 PM
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0blivionwrites.bsky.social
“The Diamond wants Revenge”
Rated E | #MatsuOi

🔞 NSFW 🔞

archiveofourown.org/works/74940566

Written for #NSFWOikawaWeek2025
@oikawaweek.bsky.social
Background: an extreme closeup of a camera lens Text: “The Diamond wants Revenge” Rated Explicit, Matsukawa Issei / Oikawa Tooru, Camboy AU Written for NSFW Oikawa Week 2025, Day 7 Camboy AU, Friends with Benefits, Dry Humping/Frotting
November 29, 2025 at 8:46 AM