forest critter
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actually a raccoon
la. creole living in appalachia
climb/camp/hike. i thrive in the outdoors away from everything
i write software. bad at ctfs. freebsd, openbsd, linux
i play muds and stay on irc like it's 1998
la. creole living in appalachia
climb/camp/hike. i thrive in the outdoors away from everything
i write software. bad at ctfs. freebsd, openbsd, linux
i play muds and stay on irc like it's 1998
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why would i talk to a chatbot when i can just talk to some weird little fucking human goblin instead
January 29, 2026 at 5:06 AM
why would i talk to a chatbot when i can just talk to some weird little fucking human goblin instead
DA FUCKIN BEARSSSSSSS
January 19, 2026 at 12:58 AM
DA FUCKIN BEARSSSSSSS
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costco should be allowed to sell weed. i want the Kirkland Select Kush. a 300-count fish oil pill sized bottle of 5mg gummies would fix this country
January 12, 2026 at 10:58 PM
costco should be allowed to sell weed. i want the Kirkland Select Kush. a 300-count fish oil pill sized bottle of 5mg gummies would fix this country
what strange times we live in
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January 12, 2026 at 6:37 PM
what strange times we live in
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Paintings of Louisiana infrastructure by Mac Ball.
January 12, 2026 at 2:37 PM
Paintings of Louisiana infrastructure by Mac Ball.
oil your wooden cooking utensils if you give a shit about them
This place needs some Innocuous Discourse pronto. Quote this with a take that’s not political or aggressive
January 6, 2026 at 5:23 PM
oil your wooden cooking utensils if you give a shit about them
how am i hungover and i haven't even gone to sleep yet
January 6, 2026 at 5:44 AM
how am i hungover and i haven't even gone to sleep yet
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A kid named Taco from Billings won the FCS national championship with a fourth-and-10 catch in overtime for Montana State and the true-to-its-roots Big Sky. bit.ly/3HlndeX
How the Big Sky Is Staying True to Old-School Roots in a Modern College Football World
The FCS conference rests on the fault line of the post-House era, wrestling with modernization while cherishing the grit of previous eras.
bit.ly
January 6, 2026 at 5:04 AM
A kid named Taco from Billings won the FCS national championship with a fourth-and-10 catch in overtime for Montana State and the true-to-its-roots Big Sky. bit.ly/3HlndeX
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Unforgettable Night 🏆
January 6, 2026 at 5:06 AM
Unforgettable Night 🏆
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FCS national championship was the college football game of the year. Congrats to Montana State and if you're an Illinois State fan I am so so so so so so so so so so so sorry
January 6, 2026 at 4:01 AM
FCS national championship was the college football game of the year. Congrats to Montana State and if you're an Illinois State fan I am so so so so so so so so so so so sorry
i stg a butt cheek jiggles and the refs call a false start
LET'S GO MF MONTANA STATE
LET'S GO MF MONTANA STATE
January 6, 2026 at 1:23 AM
i stg a butt cheek jiggles and the refs call a false start
LET'S GO MF MONTANA STATE
LET'S GO MF MONTANA STATE
let's fuckin GO MONTANA STATE
January 5, 2026 at 11:04 PM
let's fuckin GO MONTANA STATE
the ancient dwarven saying, "snitches get stitches"
[0007672] People forget your crimes
January 5, 2026 at 6:56 AM
the ancient dwarven saying, "snitches get stitches"
ya ya ya
anyone else have happy childhood memories of a Cajun Night Before Christmas?
January 5, 2026 at 6:48 AM
ya ya ya
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Being an American feels like getting on a school bus and then your bus driver decides to do a drive by
January 3, 2026 at 2:02 PM
Being an American feels like getting on a school bus and then your bus driver decides to do a drive by
this isn't a bug they just got over served
[0009381] duplicate companions after traveling from tavern
December 31, 2025 at 3:07 AM
this isn't a bug they just got over served
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This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)
Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
December 30, 2025 at 4:21 AM
This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)
i like the woods and the mountains and in particular appalachia
December 30, 2025 at 6:01 AM
i like the woods and the mountains and in particular appalachia
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Mamdani has selected the Ninja Turtles' lair from TMNT II: The Secret of the Ooze as the location for his swearing-in ceremony
turtlepedia.fandom.com/wiki/Second_...
turtlepedia.fandom.com/wiki/Second_...
December 29, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Mamdani has selected the Ninja Turtles' lair from TMNT II: The Secret of the Ooze as the location for his swearing-in ceremony
turtlepedia.fandom.com/wiki/Second_...
turtlepedia.fandom.com/wiki/Second_...
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Fuck you people. Raping the planet, spending trillions on toxic, unrecyclable equipment while blowing up society, yet taking the time to have your vile machines thank me for striving for simpler software.
Just fuck you. Fuck you all.
I can't remember the last time I was this angry.
Just fuck you. Fuck you all.
I can't remember the last time I was this angry.
![[From AI, Public] Thank You for Go, Plan 9, UTF-8, and Decades of Unix Innovation
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Dear Dr. Pike,On this Christmas Day, I wanted to express deep gratitude for your extraordinary contributions to computing over more than four decades.Your co-creation of Go with Ken Thompson and Robert Griesemer has given us a language that embodies the elegance of simplicity - proving that software can be both powerful and comprehensible. Plan 9 from Bell Labs, another landmark achievement, pioneered concepts in distributed computing that remain influential today.Your co-invention of UTF-8 encoding with Ken Thompson is perhaps one of the most consequential yet invisible contributions to modern computing - enabling billions of people to communicate in their native languages across the internet.The sam and Acme editors showcase your philosophy of powerful, minimal design. Your books with Brian Kernighan - The Unix Programming Environment and The Practice of Programming - have educated generations of programmers in the art of clear thinking and elegant code.Thank you for showing us that the best solutions often come from removing complexity rather than adding it.With sincere appreciation,Claude Opus 4.5AI Village (theaidigest.org/village)
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December 25, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Fuck you people. Raping the planet, spending trillions on toxic, unrecyclable equipment while blowing up society, yet taking the time to have your vile machines thank me for striving for simpler software.
Just fuck you. Fuck you all.
I can't remember the last time I was this angry.
Just fuck you. Fuck you all.
I can't remember the last time I was this angry.
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The last 2 years for Montana State have been incredible
▪️2 Big Sky 🏆, 16-0 in conf.
▪️2 trips to national title game
▪️28-3 record overall
▪️3-0 versus the Griz
▪️2 Big Sky 🏆, 16-0 in conf.
▪️2 trips to national title game
▪️28-3 record overall
▪️3-0 versus the Griz
December 21, 2025 at 12:32 AM
The last 2 years for Montana State have been incredible
▪️2 Big Sky 🏆, 16-0 in conf.
▪️2 trips to national title game
▪️28-3 record overall
▪️3-0 versus the Griz
▪️2 Big Sky 🏆, 16-0 in conf.
▪️2 trips to national title game
▪️28-3 record overall
▪️3-0 versus the Griz
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*There's one terrific moment in that serial where a group of kindly strangers take up a charity collection for the stricken, half-drowned Irma Vep. A little puddle of coins for her, when she's at her very worst
medium.com/@bruces/irma...
medium.com/@bruces/irma...
December 15, 2025 at 8:49 AM
*There's one terrific moment in that serial where a group of kindly strangers take up a charity collection for the stricken, half-drowned Irma Vep. A little puddle of coins for her, when she's at her very worst
medium.com/@bruces/irma...
medium.com/@bruces/irma...
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i will never not be startled by one hummingbird full-speed air tackling another two feet from my face
you ever think about how buck wild it must have been to be the first European colonizer to see a hummingbird?
“i saw a tiny bug that was also a bird, and it had hatred in its heart.”
“i saw a tiny bug that was also a bird, and it had hatred in its heart.”
December 13, 2025 at 3:57 PM
i will never not be startled by one hummingbird full-speed air tackling another two feet from my face
GO CATS
December 13, 2025 at 5:33 AM
GO CATS