Natalie P (is not a vampire) 🦇
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Natalie P (is not a vampire) 🦇
@sashette.bsky.social
Was "witty, beautiful and depressed," now just the latter.

Occasional writer, often a nerd, living alone with CFS/ME.

Semi-professional #ttrpg muse and not a vampire.

LGBTQ+ folks are welcome and safe, phobes can get in the sea.
Yeah, no, that tracks:
November 27, 2025 at 10:03 AM
I dunno, do I?
November 27, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Saw these and have been saying "Tesco Turkey Tikka Tortillas" to the cadence of "Baby Billy's Bible Bonkers" for a good hour now.
November 25, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Apropos of, oh, nothing.

Especially for the attention of @wulfboyraff.bsky.social.
November 19, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Oh, and have another: Moribito, Guardian Of The Spirit.

Seriously, why haven't more folk watched this?

Any fantasy #ttrpg player should be lapping it up, it ticks so many boxes without being "over the top" as the sims so often complain about anime.
November 19, 2025 at 1:17 PM
It's not really hipster, but it's an anime few folk in the UK or circles I've been part of online over the years have very much knowledge of, but anyway here's...

Sol Bianca
November 19, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Yep. Told you they'd be very normal about it.
November 18, 2025 at 9:45 PM
The internet tells me that it's thirteen years since @badmachinery.com sketched me like one of his Yorkshire girls.

It's still framed, on me wall.
November 18, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Oh, no Sam. We're talking kebab pizza. It's a very specific thing. You should take me to Stockholm, you'd love it.
November 18, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Obviously Jackson & Livingstone, but I always thought about them as "book writers" rather than "game designers" even when Sir Ian moved on to computer games.

The first name I consciously acknowledged as "rpg designer" was Kevin Siembieda, due to the extremely memorable cover of the Rifts core book.
November 15, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Without downloading new pics, describe your gender.
November 13, 2025 at 10:40 AM
My friend used to say "Robert De Niro, of Rocky & Bullwinkle fame, yeah?" to annoy the shit out of 00s cinema bros talking Heat, Mean Streets, Taxi Driver and more.
November 13, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Meet Frankie, my heartfriend's pupper and our tiny, tiny boy.
November 13, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Nope. Hoppin' anna Sniffin' anna Listenin'
November 12, 2025 at 11:45 PM
😹
November 12, 2025 at 8:12 PM
*sucks teeth*

Ok, just... when we forget, we look at the poster on the wall, remember?

The poster!
November 12, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I was introduced to him by Select Magazine, as part of a free cover tape in 1993, and our school year of 14 year olds went mad for him.

It was a weird time.
November 9, 2025 at 4:09 AM
If you're watching Slow Horses and noticing over the seasons how Standish is becoming more confident and capable in herself, just remember that she's gave birth to the Kwisatz Haderach and is mother to the God Emperor Of The Known Universe.
November 7, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Phil.

Come on.
November 3, 2025 at 10:21 PM
We held our annual #FFXIV Halloween Spooktacular House Party last night, and the standards in the costume contest were just off the charts. I wish we'd had 20 prizes to give out, not just 3.

The quiz went well, only one question that had people stumped and an exciting two horse race for 1st place.
October 30, 2025 at 12:39 PM
It's a very first world gripe, but with all the actual crap going on in my life I'll hope you'll indulge me this one:

Why on earth are we at the point where a game's bloody hotfix patch, not even a content patch, is TWENTY THREE GIGABYTES?
October 30, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Mickey's Castle Of Illusion is perhaps my single strongest Megadrive memory, but I've also got fond recollections of John Madden's Football, Populous and, oddly, F22 Interceptor.
October 29, 2025 at 1:57 PM
The decision to find a kebab is one that comes upon you at the most inconvenient time possible.

The middle of the night. Half past two on a Wednesday afternoon where the only kebab shop is a bus ride away.
October 29, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Sneak peek of my heartfriend and I's costumes ahead of our FFXIV Halloween Spooptacular House Party. Obviously it's me wearing her Mira costume because she's at work and hasn't had chance to try it on yet.

We'll get it done, done, done.
October 28, 2025 at 5:57 PM
I was going to reply with "sky's on fire, lads" but then Bsky decided to throw this up and I can't stop giggling.
October 28, 2025 at 4:03 PM