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Saresa
@saresa.bsky.social
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Still a shit cunt, tbh. Now with less metal! Nerdery, books, tattoos, drug harm minimisation stuff, insurmountable debt and an unfortunate oversized arse. Will provide Vegemite sandwiches on request.
Not political on Thursdays (Australian time)
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saresa.bsky.social
Jesus H Christ, the level of idiocy from the self-professed "centrists" is appalling

www.instagram.com/p/DTi4zcUlQu...
A comment regarding a reporter's interaction with Karoline Levitt, where he said the ICE shooting of Renee Good was "Reckless and unjustifiable" which reads as follows: She's not wrong in that reporter's are supposed to be non biased. They are only supposed to report the facts not draw conclusions themselves. They are not supposed to sway you towards one side or the other. The journalists oath/creed is to remain impartial. https://www.instagram.com/p/DTi4zcUlQu5/?igsh=MmtyZnhva3EzMHk1
January 16, 2026 at 5:10 AM
saresa.bsky.social
Thank god I am heading home tomorrow. Parent visits are rough on the old mental health.
January 15, 2026 at 7:14 AM
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onyadon.bsky.social
Whether or not the #Coalition's concerns are legitimate, almost all are the result of their decision to push #Labor to move quickly. #Albanese has plunged the #Coalition back into rabble and chaos. #Ley's leadership position is as tenuous as ever. #Auspol
www.abc.net.au/news/2026-01...
Politicising Bondi backfires for Liberals who got what they asked for
Federal Liberals are discovering the price of having been so brazen in their politicisation of the Bondi terror attack and many appear to have buyers' remorse.
www.abc.net.au
January 15, 2026 at 5:46 AM
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marquelawyers.com.au
Some media have reported that Dr Randa Abdel-Fattah has dropped her defamation claim against SA premier Peter Malinauskas. That is incorrect. She has resolved her separate defamation claim against Adelaide Festival Corporation.
January 15, 2026 at 5:54 AM
saresa.bsky.social
Jesus Christ, Craig Silvey has been done for child abuse material? We've been teaching his books in many schools for years. He's done school talks. Fucking revolting.
January 13, 2026 at 5:43 AM
saresa.bsky.social
Of course I linked my curseforge account with the Twitch account that I never use. And of course I can't get Twitch to manage the simple task of sending me a password reset link. Fuck me dead.
January 12, 2026 at 7:02 AM
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cathywilcox.bsky.social
Grass roots.
My @smh cartoon.
January 6, 2026 at 8:47 PM
saresa.bsky.social
I really do need to sleep. But it doesn't appear to be something my brain is willing to consider.
January 9, 2026 at 11:19 PM
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marshmaloaf.bsky.social
Happy Friday, folks! 🤓

It would mean a lot to me if you shared. Help me do muh job and get some cash. 🤍
A black-and-white flyer that reads “Get paid to playtest Cards Against Humanity” in large bold text, with a QR code in the top right. Below, it says “Cards Against Humanity is looking for playtesters to try unpublished cards before anyone else sees them.” A list of steps follows: “Grab at least 4 friends,” “Play the prototype game we send,” “Send us a video (or play over Zoom),” and “Organizer gets $50 via PayPal.” At the bottom, it says “Sign up & tell your friends: CardsAgainstHumanity.com/Playtesting.”
January 9, 2026 at 9:21 PM
saresa.bsky.social
Do I just go and do my workout at 5am and roll straight into swim/walk? What could go wrong?
January 9, 2026 at 5:24 PM
saresa.bsky.social
Got my lumps and bumps out at the beach today for a well deserved swim after spending about 10 hours tidying and deep cleaning the garage. Was gorgeous in the water.
A middle aged woman in a brown bikini, brown tinted, bronze framed sunglasses and a brown felt hat is sitting on the sand. Her hair is over her shoulder. The ocean is behind her. She is taking a selfie and smiling A middle aged woman in a brown bikini and sunglasses is standing on the sand. She is medium sized and has a number of tattoos. Her hair is over her shoulder, and she is still wet from swimming. She is taking a selfie and smiling The Pacific Ocean, from the south east coast of Australia, at sunset. There is lots of white wash in the water as the waves roll in. The golden sunset hues reflect off the wet sand, creating layers from the sky to the sand of blue, gold, blue and gold again. The sand is full of footprints, showing that the beach was busy earlier, but now it is empty. There are no clouds in the sky, and the image is quite peaceful.
January 9, 2026 at 4:53 PM
saresa.bsky.social
I'm thinking committing to a sunrise walk and swim may have been a foolish decision.
January 9, 2026 at 4:45 PM
saresa.bsky.social
1.45am is a really shit time to be craving juice when you have none.
January 9, 2026 at 2:42 PM
saresa.bsky.social
Jesus fucking christ. Fuck ICE.
January 9, 2026 at 7:36 AM
saresa.bsky.social
Well, emptying out my garage, cleaning it, installing new shelving, and reorganising it took all day, but it looks amazing. I'm absolutely wrecked though, and my bins are all now overflowing
January 9, 2026 at 7:36 AM
saresa.bsky.social
Royal Commission into why they stopped making tech in pretty colours
January 8, 2026 at 9:45 AM
saresa.bsky.social
Royal Commission into paper straws
January 8, 2026 at 9:45 AM
saresa.bsky.social
I demand a Royal Commission into why all the men I am attracted to are jerks.

(Please, actually, no... because there is one common denominator here, and I don't like it)
January 8, 2026 at 9:44 AM
saresa.bsky.social
So I've cleaned the filters, but the only way the aircon doesn't piss out water everywhere is if I leave the cover open. Brilliant.
January 8, 2026 at 4:14 AM
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meerashar.bsky.social
In an overwhelming time, when the loudest, most awful, racist voices are screeching relentlessly in the mainstream media… the bright light that is Khawaja!

#auspol #Ashes #racism #Khawaja
January 8, 2026 at 2:53 AM
saresa.bsky.social
And all these aches and pains prompt me to remind everyone - if something hurts at the gym, beyond "my muscles are working and it's hard," do not fucking push it. You'll know the difference when you feel it!
January 8, 2026 at 3:07 AM
saresa.bsky.social
Well fuck me. Bad knee started going early on conventional deadlifts. Changed it up to straight leg deads, right shoulder feels like the muscle and shoulder blades are no longer friends. Not winning any battles today!
January 8, 2026 at 3:04 AM
saresa.bsky.social
Guitar has been an amazing self regulation tool for my son. Once he developed enough skill to play independently, his meltdowns have decreased significantly.
Cue his father complaining when I got him his much desired electric guitar and amp for Christmas. "The neighbours will hate it."
January 8, 2026 at 1:54 AM
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angry-goddess.bsky.social
Sporting people giving their opinion on Bondi = good
Sporting people giving their opinion on The Voice = bad
#Liberal #TheNationals
#hypocrisy
#auspol
Aus sporting people told to stay in their lane regarding The Voice
January 8, 2026 at 1:29 AM