Justin 🇨🇦
@sardoniccomment.bsky.social
American living in MTL. Reads too much and misses the authors he followed on the other place. Thinks too much. Uh..software dev. Owns a cat. Has a son i miss but am proud of.
I have the survival instincts of an emo lemming.
I have the survival instincts of an emo lemming.
You know what I love about Montreal? I mean aside from the great parks, the amazing food, the unbelievably beautiful women? We will eat anything here. Foie gras is banned in my homeland. Here I can get it at my local bar.
Oddly we have a lot fewer cobra chickens on this little island.
Oddly we have a lot fewer cobra chickens on this little island.
December 5, 2025 at 2:45 PM
You know what I love about Montreal? I mean aside from the great parks, the amazing food, the unbelievably beautiful women? We will eat anything here. Foie gras is banned in my homeland. Here I can get it at my local bar.
Oddly we have a lot fewer cobra chickens on this little island.
Oddly we have a lot fewer cobra chickens on this little island.
One can but hope failures feel represented.
December 4, 2025 at 5:07 PM
One can but hope failures feel represented.
Dude we can’t unleash the cobra chickens on them. We already get enough shit because of the war things.
December 4, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Dude we can’t unleash the cobra chickens on them. We already get enough shit because of the war things.
You do not stand alone.
December 4, 2025 at 1:51 PM
You do not stand alone.
I live in Canada and still have pay taxes for ttnem, while they tell me I’m not a real American
December 4, 2025 at 2:43 AM
I live in Canada and still have pay taxes for ttnem, while they tell me I’m not a real American
That would work! Do you think we could put the red states on eBay?
December 3, 2025 at 8:06 PM
That would work! Do you think we could put the red states on eBay?
Fruitcake is awesome. People who don’t like it will be second against the wall when the revolution comes (after people who don’t use Oxford commas, obviously)
December 3, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Fruitcake is awesome. People who don’t like it will be second against the wall when the revolution comes (after people who don’t use Oxford commas, obviously)
Russia doesn’t have any money. Maybe Japan?
December 3, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Russia doesn’t have any money. Maybe Japan?
But they kinda sucked in WWII as well.
December 3, 2025 at 4:24 PM
But they kinda sucked in WWII as well.
Okay. You don’t get it. I’m gonna explain it. All the women in Montreal (the only place for poutine. Everything else is Sparkling Fries) have eating disorders. “Hey, let’s get carbs and cheese and gravy”. You need it be the best poutine.
December 2, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Okay. You don’t get it. I’m gonna explain it. All the women in Montreal (the only place for poutine. Everything else is Sparkling Fries) have eating disorders. “Hey, let’s get carbs and cheese and gravy”. You need it be the best poutine.
Well, that’s a lot tougher than I want to be :).
My point was sailors have looked out for each other for thousands of years (sometimes after swapping 16“ shells).
This is abominable.
My point was sailors have looked out for each other for thousands of years (sometimes after swapping 16“ shells).
This is abominable.
December 2, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Well, that’s a lot tougher than I want to be :).
My point was sailors have looked out for each other for thousands of years (sometimes after swapping 16“ shells).
This is abominable.
My point was sailors have looked out for each other for thousands of years (sometimes after swapping 16“ shells).
This is abominable.
And this twat and his short-dicked sycophants cheer for murder on the ocean? A thing that’s been against the law for literally thousands of years?
December 2, 2025 at 9:15 PM
And this twat and his short-dicked sycophants cheer for murder on the ocean? A thing that’s been against the law for literally thousands of years?
This has been racking me. I never served. I did,however, live on a sailboat for a couple years, and sailed into weather that would make a Costie blink (do you have ANY IDEA what it takes to get those bright-eyed boys and girls to stay on dry land? Because I don’t. I just know I don’t want to see it)
December 2, 2025 at 9:13 PM
This has been racking me. I never served. I did,however, live on a sailboat for a couple years, and sailed into weather that would make a Costie blink (do you have ANY IDEA what it takes to get those bright-eyed boys and girls to stay on dry land? Because I don’t. I just know I don’t want to see it)
That won’t do a damn thing about the 77,000,000 who voted for him. Peeps, you gotta seriously consider selling a few states for the scrape value.
December 2, 2025 at 7:48 PM
That won’t do a damn thing about the 77,000,000 who voted for him. Peeps, you gotta seriously consider selling a few states for the scrape value.
That makes me check CP24
December 2, 2025 at 7:45 PM
That makes me check CP24
Prosecution? That’s cute. They need someone else to start their cars for them
December 2, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Prosecution? That’s cute. They need someone else to start their cars for them
Careful. He loses his shit we we quote that radical left wing lunatic Ronald Reagan at him. Last time he was so upset he broke off trade negotiations so he could go cheat at golf.
December 2, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Careful. He loses his shit we we quote that radical left wing lunatic Ronald Reagan at him. Last time he was so upset he broke off trade negotiations so he could go cheat at golf.
This needs to be a « judges, postpone everything else. MPs, detain this man » moment.
December 2, 2025 at 4:27 PM
This needs to be a « judges, postpone everything else. MPs, detain this man » moment.
This needs to be reinforced now.
December 2, 2025 at 4:21 PM
This needs to be reinforced now.
Buddy. The first strike was a lifetime in Leavenworth. The second warrants a short drop and a sudden stop and the last knot a sailor has dealings with.
Sorry if I seem cavalier about the first one. The twats responsible should have long lives making big rocks into small ones. The second was vile
Sorry if I seem cavalier about the first one. The twats responsible should have long lives making big rocks into small ones. The second was vile
December 2, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Buddy. The first strike was a lifetime in Leavenworth. The second warrants a short drop and a sudden stop and the last knot a sailor has dealings with.
Sorry if I seem cavalier about the first one. The twats responsible should have long lives making big rocks into small ones. The second was vile
Sorry if I seem cavalier about the first one. The twats responsible should have long lives making big rocks into small ones. The second was vile
About 20 years ago, two dumb ass Marines killed a puppy. The Marine Corps was not amused. Flags at half mast, whatever one does to make a Marine’s life worse that it already is.
Anything less is unacceptable. If it was special forces, take away their tridents. Play Danny Dever.
Anything less is unacceptable. If it was special forces, take away their tridents. Play Danny Dever.
December 2, 2025 at 3:35 PM
About 20 years ago, two dumb ass Marines killed a puppy. The Marine Corps was not amused. Flags at half mast, whatever one does to make a Marine’s life worse that it already is.
Anything less is unacceptable. If it was special forces, take away their tridents. Play Danny Dever.
Anything less is unacceptable. If it was special forces, take away their tridents. Play Danny Dever.
Huh. Then it *shrugs* wasn’t an order. The drone pilot acted alone. Unfortunate, and one assumes he’ll get a blindfold and a last cigarette and a wall to lean against.
Oh, wait. He found the order?
Oh, wait. He found the order?
December 2, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Huh. Then it *shrugs* wasn’t an order. The drone pilot acted alone. Unfortunate, and one assumes he’ll get a blindfold and a last cigarette and a wall to lean against.
Oh, wait. He found the order?
Oh, wait. He found the order?