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Justin 🇨🇦

@sardoniccomment.bsky.social

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American living in MTL. Reads too much and misses the authors he followed on the other place. Thinks too much. Uh..software dev. Owns a cat. Has a son i miss but am proud of. I have the survival instincts of an emo lemming.

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Justin 🇨🇦 @sardoniccomment.bsky.social · 14h

And oh, yeah. He’s god awful.

Justin 🇨🇦 @sardoniccomment.bsky.social · 14h

Have you met Canadians? We agree with each other at the top of our voice. We get in bar fights by buying each other shots and trying to figure out why we were mad at each other. Its possibly the most annoying country ever.

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Justin 🇨🇦 @sardoniccomment.bsky.social · 15h

It was a vocab issue tbh. How does one describe how awful they are?

Justin 🇨🇦 @sardoniccomment.bsky.social · 15h

That was point but I want out of words.

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Justin 🇨🇦 @sardoniccomment.bsky.social · 17h

I hate when I feel I’m being pressed to defend Doug Ford. He’s awful. He’s as dumb as a box of dead flies. He’s worse than any politician should be. He’s a mean-spirited bully. All I’m saying is he’s better than Trump. So are tooth decay and phlegm, but credit where credit is due.

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Justin 🇨🇦 @sardoniccomment.bsky.social · 18h

Actually I disliked him a great deal (oddly, I liked bush, who I’m not 100% sure was human). But it’s important to understand there’s a difference between using tariffs strategically and having an ongoing temper tantrum.

Justin 🇨🇦 @sardoniccomment.bsky.social · 18h

Look, my motorcycle was a 698cc instead of a 750cc because of tariffs. I’m the last guy to defend Reagan, but he understood how to use tariffs. Shouting random numbers wasn’t what he did. He was probably wrong but there are limited comparisons between Reagan (bad) and IQ45 (you’re kidding, right ?)

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Justin 🇨🇦 @sardoniccomment.bsky.social · 19h

Doug’s a conservative. He can do this. Americans are fundamentally divided on free trade ina way Canadians aren’t.

Justin 🇨🇦 @sardoniccomment.bsky.social · 19h

By Doug Ford! Who isn’t the brightest bulb on the tree. Imagine how Carney will deal with IQ45?

USians need to stop electing stupid people.

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Justin 🇨🇦 @sardoniccomment.bsky.social · 19h

Sigh. The number of things Canada did that were later added to the Geneva Checklist is a running joke and source of national pride (especially after the invasion comments)

Justin 🇨🇦 @sardoniccomment.bsky.social · 19h

Our two national sports are “bar fight on ice skates” and “sliding big rocks at other big rocks”. Our national animal cuts down trees with its teeth. We are oddly proud of the Cobra Chicken.

We’re polite, but don’t read too much into it.

Justin 🇨🇦 @sardoniccomment.bsky.social · 19h

That’s only kind of true. All we really did was not help them figure out parking regulations and give bad directions.

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Justin 🇨🇦 @sardoniccomment.bsky.social · 19h

Which was totally legal at the time!

Justin 🇨🇦 @sardoniccomment.bsky.social · 19h

A guess: ICE’s jurisdiction is (theoretically) near the border. It’s 100 miles, though, so most of the country.

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Justin 🇨🇦 @sardoniccomment.bsky.social · 19h

You know this whole SLAPP / we’re going to sue bs would put one’s law licence, and possibly ability to wear colours other than orange for a couple years, in serious jeopardy in Canada. Maybe y’all should consider that.

Justin 🇨🇦 @sardoniccomment.bsky.social · 1d

No, it appears to be a suggestion

Justin 🇨🇦 @sardoniccomment.bsky.social · 1d

Have USians noticed your government is, like, shut down? Have y’all considered doing something about that? It seems important. And all my friends seem to be “well, it’s Trump. What are you going to do?”

Justin 🇨🇦 @sardoniccomment.bsky.social · 1d

And there’s the rub. This doesn’t get better when iq45 dies. He’s a symptom, not all the problem.

Justin 🇨🇦 @sardoniccomment.bsky.social · 1d

Oh, he was a train wreck (most of what you mention was when he was mayor. I’m talking about him as a cllr. He was horrible but more palatable as a cllr. He did try to help his constituents. He was weird.)

Justin 🇨🇦 @sardoniccomment.bsky.social · 1d

And voting against all spending. But (and understand, I hated the guy) he was weirdly empathetic to his constituents. When it came to governing he was awful. When it came to filling potholes he was great. Weird guy all the way around.

Justin 🇨🇦 @sardoniccomment.bsky.social · 1d

Oddly, he wasn’t a bad councilor. Sometimes.

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Justin 🇨🇦 @sardoniccomment.bsky.social · 1d

Go, Jaguars! (This is pointless but I went to OHS (go, jaguars!) and always vaguely pleased when someone has heard of it)

Justin 🇨🇦 @sardoniccomment.bsky.social · 2d

If you can get trolled that hard by Doug Ford, you definitely need a thicker skin. And therapy.

Justin 🇨🇦 @sardoniccomment.bsky.social · 3d

How is this not “go to jail. Go directly to jail. Do not pass Go. Do not collect 200$” for airmen or sailors? Assume I’m an idiot if you answer.

Justin 🇨🇦 @sardoniccomment.bsky.social · 3d

Look, you’re a pro at this, so I should pay you for the answer (I’m not going to but should): is there more stupid than usual?