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Sarah
@sarahbee.bsky.social
Web manager/content strategist/etc. Placid but prickly.

[banner alt-text: During the wars of prehistory, the gods brought jellyfish to the Earth from another planet and used them as messengers.]
Reposted by Sarah
anyways now I'm thinking about a writing system for jellyfish
December 2, 2025 at 9:39 PM
I hate to admit it, but yes. Those cranberry trees were fantastic.
December 2, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Why would you ever want to leave? Aren't you enjoying your Coat Bath?
December 2, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Maybe we can get a kickstarter going. Or a bake sale.
December 2, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Branch manager not fooling around this morning
December 1, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Bluesky: Touch grass
Don Riddell: So I tried this "grounding" thing
Bluesky: Not like that!
December 1, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Put me down for two copies.
November 30, 2025 at 9:48 PM
I was sure I'd never make the "I'm going to become the joker" joke... but I sure am tempted right now
November 30, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Reposted by Sarah
Ok here you go
November 29, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Same. It was so bad.
November 28, 2025 at 8:14 PM
I mean, I could just get the movie and watch it. 😅 I'm mainly here for the novelty of the format - and I make no promises about getting through the entire thing!
November 28, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Yeah, we'll see how long I keep this up.
November 28, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Also, did this article fall out of a portal to 2008?
November 28, 2025 at 12:05 AM
"inherent slop affinity" is such a great encapsulation of this issue
November 27, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Dang, I just had a little penguin game on mine. I didn't realize I was missing out.
November 27, 2025 at 8:25 PM
This reminds me so much of an interview I had with a law firm that was touting its "work-life balance"🫠 (same interview where I realized I was absolutely not going to go work for one of these firms)
November 27, 2025 at 8:22 PM
It's kind of awesome that you all still manage to get together, even if it's not everyone every year 💙 ...but, man, that's a lot of people 😂
November 27, 2025 at 7:37 PM
😂 This sounds so much like my sister - she got married this year and her husband came with a very large Catholic family (plus an extended multi-generational neighbor network) and holidays are A LOT.
November 27, 2025 at 7:32 PM