sara fran
@sarafranagain.bsky.social
“quite the character” - my mother
calling all sexy jewesses! sisters - it is time to cabal up & use our cosmic tatas to space-laser-blast these losers’ scrota clean off — dong, sack, even anus & taint. leave them with the diabolical ghost itch of inaccessible pleasures & the hot-garbage stink of their own wretched company. dayenu.
January 16, 2026 at 9:45 PM
calling all sexy jewesses! sisters - it is time to cabal up & use our cosmic tatas to space-laser-blast these losers’ scrota clean off — dong, sack, even anus & taint. leave them with the diabolical ghost itch of inaccessible pleasures & the hot-garbage stink of their own wretched company. dayenu.
Hoppin on socials for the sole purpose of sharing this French translation of a bit from Old Baby with @mariabamford.bsky.social: “Un gros pâté! Un gros pâté!”
For fun, I tried other translations, including Romanian and Swedish (see screenshots).
There was no translation in German, which tracks?
For fun, I tried other translations, including Romanian and Swedish (see screenshots).
There was no translation in German, which tracks?
January 13, 2026 at 10:29 PM
Hoppin on socials for the sole purpose of sharing this French translation of a bit from Old Baby with @mariabamford.bsky.social: “Un gros pâté! Un gros pâté!”
For fun, I tried other translations, including Romanian and Swedish (see screenshots).
There was no translation in German, which tracks?
For fun, I tried other translations, including Romanian and Swedish (see screenshots).
There was no translation in German, which tracks?
Reposted by sara fran
You may have heard: Our editor-in-chief, @arielleangel.bsky.social, is moving into an editor-at-large role this spring.
We are in an active search to find our next editor-in-chief—please pass this along to anyone you think may be a good fit for the position!
We are in an active search to find our next editor-in-chief—please pass this along to anyone you think may be a good fit for the position!
January 7, 2026 at 3:24 PM
You may have heard: Our editor-in-chief, @arielleangel.bsky.social, is moving into an editor-at-large role this spring.
We are in an active search to find our next editor-in-chief—please pass this along to anyone you think may be a good fit for the position!
We are in an active search to find our next editor-in-chief—please pass this along to anyone you think may be a good fit for the position!
I’ve never seen Sunday in the Park with George, but the recording just came on. 1st — Steven fucking Sondheim, you bastard 😭. Second — from the few songs I’ve listened to (Mandy Patinkin & Bernadette Peters!), you really need two “Georges” for such a romance to work. And women need to be free.
January 6, 2026 at 1:45 AM
I’ve never seen Sunday in the Park with George, but the recording just came on. 1st — Steven fucking Sondheim, you bastard 😭. Second — from the few songs I’ve listened to (Mandy Patinkin & Bernadette Peters!), you really need two “Georges” for such a romance to work. And women need to be free.
zohran rly said it’s cuffing season (getting closer to your neighbors, making sure everyone is warm and fed, etc.)
January 2, 2026 at 10:06 PM
zohran rly said it’s cuffing season (getting closer to your neighbors, making sure everyone is warm and fed, etc.)
same same saaame!!! 🫶
jumaane williams' speech had me sobbing. grab onto each other and do not ever let go.
January 1, 2026 at 11:21 PM
same same saaame!!! 🫶
*muttering* Simpsons-ass clouds
(Happy 2026! It’s a beautiful, unprecedented New Year’s Day in NYC!)
(Happy 2026! It’s a beautiful, unprecedented New Year’s Day in NYC!)
January 1, 2026 at 10:01 PM
*muttering* Simpsons-ass clouds
(Happy 2026! It’s a beautiful, unprecedented New Year’s Day in NYC!)
(Happy 2026! It’s a beautiful, unprecedented New Year’s Day in NYC!)
brilliant
They’re saying from each according to his ability — and I have the best ability, a soldier came up to me and told me, tears in his eyes, she said “you saved America, sir,” she said, cold day, she had these rosy cheeks, unlike Rosie O’Donnell, no ability — to each, to each according to his needs.
November 22, 2025 at 6:43 PM
brilliant
this is the BEST idea for holiday gifts!!!
I’ve wanted to brag about my Christmas gift last year and here’s my chance.
I got the whole family matching magazine subs! Adults got Southern Cultures, OA, Bitter Southerner, The Sun, & New Yorker. Kid got Lux, Oyla, and later we added The Onion.
We always have stuff to talk about!
I got the whole family matching magazine subs! Adults got Southern Cultures, OA, Bitter Southerner, The Sun, & New Yorker. Kid got Lux, Oyla, and later we added The Onion.
We always have stuff to talk about!
I got out of the habit of reading magazines bc of the social pressure of writers reading what's trendy/popular or frankly expected of you.
This year, I've dedicated myself back to reading magazines and I'm truly having the time of my life.
This year, I've dedicated myself back to reading magazines and I'm truly having the time of my life.
November 16, 2025 at 6:04 PM
this is the BEST idea for holiday gifts!!!
spotting a hot person:
“hey baby, did you know that objects entail the possibility of every possible circumstance?”
*slides Wittgenstein’s Tractatus- Logico-Philosophicus down the bar*
…now the magic happens
“hey baby, did you know that objects entail the possibility of every possible circumstance?”
*slides Wittgenstein’s Tractatus- Logico-Philosophicus down the bar*
…now the magic happens
November 10, 2025 at 11:03 PM
spotting a hot person:
“hey baby, did you know that objects entail the possibility of every possible circumstance?”
*slides Wittgenstein’s Tractatus- Logico-Philosophicus down the bar*
…now the magic happens
“hey baby, did you know that objects entail the possibility of every possible circumstance?”
*slides Wittgenstein’s Tractatus- Logico-Philosophicus down the bar*
…now the magic happens
how do you like them apples!!!
November 5, 2025 at 4:52 AM
how do you like them apples!!!
New illustrated piece by me!
Last-Minute Halloween Costumes for the Thinking Man’s ICE Agent
substack.com/@sarafranaga...
Last-Minute Halloween Costumes for the Thinking Man’s ICE Agent
substack.com/@sarafranaga...
Last-Minute Halloween Costumes for the Thinking Man’s ICE Agent
Show everyone at the Halloween party that you’re not stupid, joyless, and evil. You’re clever. (You even have BITS.)
substack.com
October 31, 2025 at 6:44 PM
New illustrated piece by me!
Last-Minute Halloween Costumes for the Thinking Man’s ICE Agent
substack.com/@sarafranaga...
Last-Minute Halloween Costumes for the Thinking Man’s ICE Agent
substack.com/@sarafranaga...
*Reporter asks NYC mayoral candidates a layup question about what transportation they use if the subway’s down:*
“Cab” - Andrew Cuomo
“Cab or bike” - Zohran Mamdani
“I try to avoid Yellow Cabs. As you know, I was shot in the back of a Yellow Cab in 1992 by the Gottis and Gambinos” - Curtis Sliwa
“Cab” - Andrew Cuomo
“Cab or bike” - Zohran Mamdani
“I try to avoid Yellow Cabs. As you know, I was shot in the back of a Yellow Cab in 1992 by the Gottis and Gambinos” - Curtis Sliwa
October 17, 2025 at 2:55 PM
*Reporter asks NYC mayoral candidates a layup question about what transportation they use if the subway’s down:*
“Cab” - Andrew Cuomo
“Cab or bike” - Zohran Mamdani
“I try to avoid Yellow Cabs. As you know, I was shot in the back of a Yellow Cab in 1992 by the Gottis and Gambinos” - Curtis Sliwa
“Cab” - Andrew Cuomo
“Cab or bike” - Zohran Mamdani
“I try to avoid Yellow Cabs. As you know, I was shot in the back of a Yellow Cab in 1992 by the Gottis and Gambinos” - Curtis Sliwa
“If Donald Trump comes after the city, I’ll boop him on the nose” - Andrew Cuomo
October 17, 2025 at 1:58 AM
“If Donald Trump comes after the city, I’ll boop him on the nose” - Andrew Cuomo
Reposted by sara fran
I’ve simply lived too long & too much to let people restate my position as their “critique” of what I just said. You can issue as many compassionate “agree to disagrees” as you want. I will keep saying, “yes that’s what I said” until we both die of thirst, starvation or embarrassment. I do not care
October 13, 2025 at 7:23 PM
I’ve simply lived too long & too much to let people restate my position as their “critique” of what I just said. You can issue as many compassionate “agree to disagrees” as you want. I will keep saying, “yes that’s what I said” until we both die of thirst, starvation or embarrassment. I do not care
Reposted by sara fran
The notion that those who took part in slavery or conquest were merely abiding by the moral standards of their time necessary excludes those they targeted and kidnapped from those standards; *they* were never confused about this. But other white people were frequently disgusted by this stuff too!
Please remember that the disgust people have over Christopher Columbus is not based on some modern, 21st century “woke” ideology, but rather on contemporaneous accounts of atrocities that make many modern genocides appear quaint in comparison.
Below, are the accounts of Bartlomé de las Casas.
Below, are the accounts of Bartlomé de las Casas.
October 13, 2025 at 2:04 PM
The notion that those who took part in slavery or conquest were merely abiding by the moral standards of their time necessary excludes those they targeted and kidnapped from those standards; *they* were never confused about this. But other white people were frequently disgusted by this stuff too!
Reposted by sara fran
Bari Weiss has been given editorial control of a massive news org, even though she’s never run a TV network, has no experience directing TV coverage, & as one 60 Min producer pointed out, isn't even a reporter - John Oliver on CBS editor in chief
Tell me again about how DEI ruins everything & "EEO"
Tell me again about how DEI ruins everything & "EEO"
CBS News Fans Get Warning From John Oliver About 'Alarming' New Boss Bari Weiss
'She’s never run a TV network, has no experience directing television coverage.'
www.tvinsider.com
October 13, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Bari Weiss has been given editorial control of a massive news org, even though she’s never run a TV network, has no experience directing TV coverage, & as one 60 Min producer pointed out, isn't even a reporter - John Oliver on CBS editor in chief
Tell me again about how DEI ruins everything & "EEO"
Tell me again about how DEI ruins everything & "EEO"
super stoked to travel and brag about america! gonna sock anyone who even TRIES to talk ill of the dead.
October 1, 2025 at 4:06 AM
super stoked to travel and brag about america! gonna sock anyone who even TRIES to talk ill of the dead.
the unhinged right has rly
been chompin their own tail lately. who could have seen that coming
been chompin their own tail lately. who could have seen that coming
LOL oh wow the anti-vaxxers are mad that RFK Jr is saying Tylenol causes autism instead of vaccines. “We didn’t wait 20 years for Bobby to finally speak and then get served Tylenol as an answer.”
Anti-vaccine groups melt down over reports RFK Jr. to link autism to Tylenol
“THIS WAS NOT CAUSED BY TYLENOL” Kennedy’s anti-vaccine group retweeted.
arstechnica.com
September 22, 2025 at 11:56 PM
the unhinged right has rly
been chompin their own tail lately. who could have seen that coming
been chompin their own tail lately. who could have seen that coming
this is it right here. @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social succinctly explaining how establishment media yields to bad faith politics again and again. (have been thinking all day about how the paradox of tolerance works as a test of journalistic and ethical integrity.)
“A democratic society needs people in Ezra Klein’s position to treat Charlie Kirk’s anti-democracy stances as disqualifying, rather than pretend they’re just another policy opinion…”
@nicholasgrossman.bsky.social w/an excellent critique of Kirk hagiography
www.arcdigital.media/p/ezra-klein...
@nicholasgrossman.bsky.social w/an excellent critique of Kirk hagiography
www.arcdigital.media/p/ezra-klein...
Ezra Klein Accidentally Shows How the Media Brought Us Trump
The prominent liberal pundit made up a fake version of Charlie Kirk to praise, laundering his reputation the way a lot of mainstream media launders MAGA
www.arcdigital.media
September 18, 2025 at 12:53 AM
this is it right here. @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social succinctly explaining how establishment media yields to bad faith politics again and again. (have been thinking all day about how the paradox of tolerance works as a test of journalistic and ethical integrity.)
it seems like “liberal” dems - esp white guys - have gone full bimbo. they’re publicly playing dumb to win the approval of terrible (violent) men.
10 years ago liberal podcasters at least pretended to understand the paradox of intolerance. now they’re like, “point well-made, angel of death! 🥰😍💦”
10 years ago liberal podcasters at least pretended to understand the paradox of intolerance. now they’re like, “point well-made, angel of death! 🥰😍💦”
September 17, 2025 at 10:39 PM
it seems like “liberal” dems - esp white guys - have gone full bimbo. they’re publicly playing dumb to win the approval of terrible (violent) men.
10 years ago liberal podcasters at least pretended to understand the paradox of intolerance. now they’re like, “point well-made, angel of death! 🥰😍💦”
10 years ago liberal podcasters at least pretended to understand the paradox of intolerance. now they’re like, “point well-made, angel of death! 🥰😍💦”
🔥🔥🔥
September 17, 2025 at 9:13 PM
🔥🔥🔥
“to sara’s point earlier…” — corporate meeting erotica
September 16, 2025 at 2:35 PM
“to sara’s point earlier…” — corporate meeting erotica