sara
@saracrump.bsky.social
Melancholy soft pretzel.
Really into films.
#uglydogs
Really into films.
#uglydogs
♥️
Taking a break from the sickening tragedy to focus on the beauty for a moment. Rob Reiner achieved something so rare and coveted that artists and entertainers dream of and rarely achieve: cultural permanence. How many times have you made a reference to something going to 11? Shouted "Inconceivable"?
December 15, 2025 at 5:51 AM
♥️
I have made more clay animals.
December 10, 2025 at 2:55 AM
I have made more clay animals.
Last couple of hours to take advantage of 20% off all mugs!
Link below
Link below
December 2, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Last couple of hours to take advantage of 20% off all mugs!
Link below
Link below
I’m a little late, but if you use this link (or the code ‘cyber’), you’ll get 20% off mugs in my shop. Good for the next 24 hours.
Lots of great gifts for the pop culture- obsessed.
Timmy Chalamet…Scorsese…Kaiju…Keanu…Princess Di…Stanley Tucci…
#uglydogs
scraftonline.com/discount/cyb...
Lots of great gifts for the pop culture- obsessed.
Timmy Chalamet…Scorsese…Kaiju…Keanu…Princess Di…Stanley Tucci…
#uglydogs
scraftonline.com/discount/cyb...
Mugs and Tumblers
scraft online
scraftonline.com
December 2, 2025 at 12:21 AM
I’m a little late, but if you use this link (or the code ‘cyber’), you’ll get 20% off mugs in my shop. Good for the next 24 hours.
Lots of great gifts for the pop culture- obsessed.
Timmy Chalamet…Scorsese…Kaiju…Keanu…Princess Di…Stanley Tucci…
#uglydogs
scraftonline.com/discount/cyb...
Lots of great gifts for the pop culture- obsessed.
Timmy Chalamet…Scorsese…Kaiju…Keanu…Princess Di…Stanley Tucci…
#uglydogs
scraftonline.com/discount/cyb...
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?
(This could really go either way.)
Thanks, @lindaholmes.bsky.social!
(This could really go either way.)
Thanks, @lindaholmes.bsky.social!
November 26, 2025 at 12:17 AM
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?
(This could really go either way.)
Thanks, @lindaholmes.bsky.social!
(This could really go either way.)
Thanks, @lindaholmes.bsky.social!
Reposted by sara
I feel like one of the problems with telling people to “believe women” is that it assumes the folks in need of telling already possess a baseline belief that women are people
November 14, 2025 at 12:01 AM
I feel like one of the problems with telling people to “believe women” is that it assumes the folks in need of telling already possess a baseline belief that women are people
Behold! My first vessel.
November 7, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Behold! My first vessel.
Nice job, New York!
I ♥️ you.
I ♥️ you.
A sneak peek at the cover of next week’s issue, which celebrates Zohran Mamdani’s historic win. #NewYorkerCovers
https://newyorkermag.visitlink.me/451hFM
https://newyorkermag.visitlink.me/451hFM
November 5, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Nice job, New York!
I ♥️ you.
I ♥️ you.
Help your neighbors and get a Josh pep talk! 💜⬇️
With the Trump administration cutting off SNAP benefits, I think it's really time to pull together. I made a little donation to City Harvest, and if you donate to any food bank and tell me what your small problem is, I'll give you a pep talk in Monday's newsletter! (Send me your receipt too!)
October 30, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Help your neighbors and get a Josh pep talk! 💜⬇️
Reposted by sara
Hi my wonderful #uglydogs & friends. I mentioned a few weeks ago that Bella and Moneypenny both need surgery. I lost my jobs in the DOGE cuts back in April and am currently unable to afford the care they need. Any help would be SO appreciated. I hate seeing my babies in pain. gofund.me/bfe99ebd2
Donate to Bella and Moneypenny both need surgery. Please help!, organized by Em Madden
Hello friends!
In case you don’t know me, my name is Em and the… Em Madden needs your support for Bella and Moneypenny both need surgery. Please help!
gofund.me
October 15, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Hi my wonderful #uglydogs & friends. I mentioned a few weeks ago that Bella and Moneypenny both need surgery. I lost my jobs in the DOGE cuts back in April and am currently unable to afford the care they need. Any help would be SO appreciated. I hate seeing my babies in pain. gofund.me/bfe99ebd2
May I suggest The Beatles? As a way of escaping into something else for a bit? Even better if you read from Ian Leslie’s wonderful JOHN & PAUL: A Love Story in Songs while listening. I feel like an exposed nerve, and this book and these songs are a balm.
Also, the cookies (pictured) are helping.
Also, the cookies (pictured) are helping.
September 16, 2025 at 3:03 AM
May I suggest The Beatles? As a way of escaping into something else for a bit? Even better if you read from Ian Leslie’s wonderful JOHN & PAUL: A Love Story in Songs while listening. I feel like an exposed nerve, and this book and these songs are a balm.
Also, the cookies (pictured) are helping.
Also, the cookies (pictured) are helping.
Battle doomscrolling by posting 5 small pleasures in (my) life:
1. The click of my camera shutter
2. My niece giving me a 2nd (or 3rd, or 4th) hug before she goes
3. When my autistic student says, “You are my very good friend.”
4. The last pages of a good book
5. My gma’s ID bracelet on my wrist
1. The click of my camera shutter
2. My niece giving me a 2nd (or 3rd, or 4th) hug before she goes
3. When my autistic student says, “You are my very good friend.”
4. The last pages of a good book
5. My gma’s ID bracelet on my wrist
Battle doomscrolling by posting 5 small pleasures in life:
1. Cold side of a pillow
2. Autumn in New York City, sweater-weather temperature
3. Crocs (the shoe, not the reptile)
4. Finding stuff after thinking you lost it
5. Cats
1. Cold side of a pillow
2. Autumn in New York City, sweater-weather temperature
3. Crocs (the shoe, not the reptile)
4. Finding stuff after thinking you lost it
5. Cats
September 16, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Battle doomscrolling by posting 5 small pleasures in (my) life:
1. The click of my camera shutter
2. My niece giving me a 2nd (or 3rd, or 4th) hug before she goes
3. When my autistic student says, “You are my very good friend.”
4. The last pages of a good book
5. My gma’s ID bracelet on my wrist
1. The click of my camera shutter
2. My niece giving me a 2nd (or 3rd, or 4th) hug before she goes
3. When my autistic student says, “You are my very good friend.”
4. The last pages of a good book
5. My gma’s ID bracelet on my wrist
Should I buy a half frame camera? It’s pink and costs less than 30 bucks.
September 11, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Should I buy a half frame camera? It’s pink and costs less than 30 bucks.
Richard writes so beautifully and precisely about films and just being human.
I was so inspired by his review of CALL ME BY YOUR NAME, I made art of Elio and Oliver enclosed in a terrarium and sent it to him. (Because I’m a huge dork.)
I hate this push to get rid of critics. I love critics!
I was so inspired by his review of CALL ME BY YOUR NAME, I made art of Elio and Oliver enclosed in a terrarium and sent it to him. (Because I’m a huge dork.)
I hate this push to get rid of critics. I love critics!
Area Critic (Me) Needs New Job.
Reach out if you want me to write for you! Doesn't have to be reviews!
Reach out if you want me to write for you! Doesn't have to be reviews!
Vanity Fair Will Refocus on Hollywood and Cut Back Some Coverage Areas, Says New Editorial Director
Vanity Fair will scale back certain areas of coverage, including shutting down The Hive, to focus on entertainment and culture, editorial director Mark Guiducci said.
variety.com
August 12, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Richard writes so beautifully and precisely about films and just being human.
I was so inspired by his review of CALL ME BY YOUR NAME, I made art of Elio and Oliver enclosed in a terrarium and sent it to him. (Because I’m a huge dork.)
I hate this push to get rid of critics. I love critics!
I was so inspired by his review of CALL ME BY YOUR NAME, I made art of Elio and Oliver enclosed in a terrarium and sent it to him. (Because I’m a huge dork.)
I hate this push to get rid of critics. I love critics!
No cheating. Your last saved celebrity photo is your therapist. Who is it?
I feel better already.
I feel better already.
August 6, 2025 at 3:53 AM
No cheating. Your last saved celebrity photo is your therapist. Who is it?
I feel better already.
I feel better already.
I kinda feel like my life should have more martinis in it.
July 31, 2025 at 10:13 PM
I kinda feel like my life should have more martinis in it.
Willing to do a little hustle and grind for Josh because he’s a delight. You should subscribe!
Hi! Moving off of Substack has required a little more #hustle and #grind (yuck!) to get my newsletter in front of new people, so if you'd like to receive some jokes and pep talks in your email every Monday, I'd love if you'd subscribe! And I'd double-love if you wanted to pay!
That's Marvelous!
A newsletter for pep talks and general enthusiasm.
www.thatsmarvelousnewsletter.com
July 31, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Willing to do a little hustle and grind for Josh because he’s a delight. You should subscribe!
A neat thing happened last week, and this was the result-
Actual real-life Martin Scorsese holding and amused by mugs that I made. With his face on them.
I will never be over this. ☺️
Actual real-life Martin Scorsese holding and amused by mugs that I made. With his face on them.
I will never be over this. ☺️
July 31, 2025 at 1:32 AM
A neat thing happened last week, and this was the result-
Actual real-life Martin Scorsese holding and amused by mugs that I made. With his face on them.
I will never be over this. ☺️
Actual real-life Martin Scorsese holding and amused by mugs that I made. With his face on them.
I will never be over this. ☺️
Ten writers by whom I’ve read more than five books:
Agatha Christie
Nick Hornby
Beverly Cleary
Jami Attenberg
Virginia Woolf
Dave Eggers
Rainbow Rowell
John Grisham
Kazuo Ishiguro
James Baldwin
Agatha Christie
Nick Hornby
Beverly Cleary
Jami Attenberg
Virginia Woolf
Dave Eggers
Rainbow Rowell
John Grisham
Kazuo Ishiguro
James Baldwin
Ten writers by whom I’ve read more than five books:
Kurt Vonnegut
Christopher Pike
William Faulkner
George Saunders
Stephen King
Thomas Hardy
Cormac McCarthy
Shel Silverstein
John Steinbeck
Michael Chabon
Kurt Vonnegut
Christopher Pike
William Faulkner
George Saunders
Stephen King
Thomas Hardy
Cormac McCarthy
Shel Silverstein
John Steinbeck
Michael Chabon
Ten writers by whom I've read more than five books:
Chester Himes
Patricia Highsmith
Fyodor Dostoevsky
James Ellroy
Gary Phillips
Raymond Chandler
Octavia E. Butler
Yukio Mishima
Dashiell Hammett
Honoré de Balzac
Chester Himes
Patricia Highsmith
Fyodor Dostoevsky
James Ellroy
Gary Phillips
Raymond Chandler
Octavia E. Butler
Yukio Mishima
Dashiell Hammett
Honoré de Balzac
July 12, 2025 at 9:16 AM
Ten writers by whom I’ve read more than five books:
Agatha Christie
Nick Hornby
Beverly Cleary
Jami Attenberg
Virginia Woolf
Dave Eggers
Rainbow Rowell
John Grisham
Kazuo Ishiguro
James Baldwin
Agatha Christie
Nick Hornby
Beverly Cleary
Jami Attenberg
Virginia Woolf
Dave Eggers
Rainbow Rowell
John Grisham
Kazuo Ishiguro
James Baldwin
Recent accumulation of vinyl records.
Bob Dylan. Hozier. Robbie Williams. Blur.
Bob Dylan. Hozier. Robbie Williams. Blur.
July 12, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Recent accumulation of vinyl records.
Bob Dylan. Hozier. Robbie Williams. Blur.
Bob Dylan. Hozier. Robbie Williams. Blur.
Because I love lists and movies, here’s my ballot for the best movies of the 21st century thus far.
June 24, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Because I love lists and movies, here’s my ballot for the best movies of the 21st century thus far.
Your Pope name is: Last thing you ate + number of letters in your first name —
Pope Haribo IV
🙃
Pope Haribo IV
🙃
Your Pope name is: Last thing you ate + number of letters in your first name —
Pope Quesadilla IV
Pope Quesadilla IV
Your Pope name is: Last thing you ate + number of letters in your first name —
Pope Oatcake VI. I’ll run with it.
Pope Oatcake VI. I’ll run with it.
May 9, 2025 at 7:03 AM
Your Pope name is: Last thing you ate + number of letters in your first name —
Pope Haribo IV
🙃
Pope Haribo IV
🙃
Raven is good and kind and I wish I had more to help with. Pitch in with me?
#UglyDogs their debt is $50,000, this ask is really too modest. Can we get Raven, Kieran and Dad what they need to save their home? We’ve done great in a day and a half, let’s keep this going at least a few more paydays for people.
I know everyone is struggling but I need help. Due to my loss of income, dad & I are at risk of losing the house from debt. Any help/reskeet you can give me to hold onto this house until we're better situated to sell it vs losing it would be greatly appreciated.
gofund.me/fa508967
gofund.me/fa508967
May 5, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Raven is good and kind and I wish I had more to help with. Pitch in with me?
Reposted by sara
I know everyone is struggling but I need help. Due to my loss of income, dad & I are at risk of losing the house from debt. Any help/reskeet you can give me to hold onto this house until we're better situated to sell it vs losing it would be greatly appreciated.
gofund.me/fa508967
gofund.me/fa508967
Donate to Help RavenMae Save Her Home from Bankruptcy, organized by Jane Powers
I haven’t been able to work due to my failing health. My dad, who lives with m… Jane Powers needs your support for Help RavenMae Save Her Home from Bankruptcy
gofund.me
May 3, 2025 at 4:43 PM
I know everyone is struggling but I need help. Due to my loss of income, dad & I are at risk of losing the house from debt. Any help/reskeet you can give me to hold onto this house until we're better situated to sell it vs losing it would be greatly appreciated.
gofund.me/fa508967
gofund.me/fa508967