Samuel Roberts
samuelwroberts.bsky.social
Samuel Roberts
@samuelwroberts.bsky.social
Northern Europe PR for Bethesda (contract), co-host of The Back Page: A Video Games Podcast, large man who lives in Bath. Previously: Frontier, PC Gamer, GI.biz
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5 whole years since we uploaded our first (mediocre) episode. Fortunately, some of the later ones were quite good.

Thank you for supporting us!
November 27, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Can't believe how old Stranger Things is. For context, the day season 1 came out, I was at Star Wars Celebration in London as they unveiled this hot new movie called Rogue One.
November 27, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Back in Sweden. Won't leave until I've hoarded bags of these:
November 27, 2025 at 3:45 PM
So many people on this plane to Sweden have colds and are hiding it badly. Just cough in my face and get it over with, you fucks.
November 27, 2025 at 1:38 PM
In a Premier Inn and the only watchable television is Life On Mars, which is still filed in my head as 'modern TV' but looks UK Gold as shit in 2025.
November 26, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Pension changes in the budget are kind of annoying, but since they don't kick in until 2029 when the Labour government will be wiped off the face of the earth, why worry about it?
November 26, 2025 at 4:46 PM
A man of excellent taste.
November 26, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Will it be perceived as too much of a 'bit' if I wear my incredibly warm MindsEye-branded hoodie to DreamHack?
November 26, 2025 at 12:59 PM
ARC Raiders has you asking questions like, 'should I hold on to this luxury wristwatch in case my chicken later demands it for an upgrade?'
November 26, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Me to my 26 year-old brother: "Would you like Astro Bot for Christmas?"
Brother: "No, looks like a game for kids."
Me: "But...you *are* a kid..."
November 25, 2025 at 12:10 PM
"Dan Houser was on Sunday Brunch" is a sequence of words that my brain has marked as 'surely incorrect'.
November 25, 2025 at 10:21 AM
'I insist on finishing Lumines Arise on normal' is possibly the least sensible call I've made this year. Got the game on mute while I meticulously try and Matrix code my way through the final levels.
November 24, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Ate too much dinner right before a podcast recording and forgot to mute my mic when I started spluttering. Peak 'giant man in his 30s' problem.
November 24, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Can't believe Simpsons Fortnite is ending after just one month, which is the average time it takes a millennial friend group to organise a night of playing computer games.
November 24, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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Raijin in FF8 considers himself an honourable ladies' man, & so every time you fight him if there's only women alive in the party, he won't attack & will just stand & take a beating. UNLESS he's been blinded by a spell... & then, because he can't see who he's hitting, he'll attack the girls.
i was going through my X archives and found this by @superpodsaga.com, which I qrt'd at some point years ago

so, let me bring the question back: what is the most useless piece of video game knowledge you know?
November 24, 2025 at 10:50 AM
Based on the selection order, my plan was to get Super Metroid in Free Pick then Sonic CD in Platformer (because Sonic 2 and Mario World were already gone). Also had Chrono Trigger as RPG until Matthew killed it.

Everything else was a first choice pick!
Big table time! Here's who picked what in the 16-bit games mega draft.
November 24, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Looking back at emails I sent with my Golden Joysticks hangover on Friday with no memory of sending them. It's like discovering someone stole my identity.
November 24, 2025 at 9:52 AM
Delighted by the response to this episode (and my draft picks, despite Matthew obliterating Chrono Trigger from my list).
I know people are cool on Eternal Champions, but this is just brutal.
November 23, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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Coming tomorrow! 50 truths* about games journalism. A 2-hour episode for our Patreon supporters.

Here's a preview, where it dawns on us that we've recorded a whole episode for no one:
November 23, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Watchmen is about old games journalists, change my mind.
November 23, 2025 at 6:28 PM
I might lack the temperament for this game. I'm only ever one step away from the tantrum of a lifetime.
November 23, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Couldn't tell you if this comic is good or not, but these covers by Alex Diotto certainly jump out.
November 23, 2025 at 12:49 AM
We had an amazing time playing ARC Raiders last night. Got loads of great shit, progressed tons, explored the Blue Gate map which is by far the best one.

Tonight, high on our own supply, we extracted just once and lost literally all the loot we accumulated last night. Logged off early in defeat.💀💀💀
November 22, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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i think on a fundamental level all elderly people, regardless of politics, deeply crave getting a visit from a nice young man
Let’s be clear.

@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social got Trump so charmed that Trump posted two photos of the two of them with Franklin Roosevelt’s portrait behind them AND one of just Mamdani and FDR’s portrait.
November 22, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Enjoyed reading this, but I couldn't recommend it to a normal person at all. It requires having some kind of parasocial relationship with Grant Morrison (tick!), and knowing that a fictional version of them was killed off in a Suicide Squad comic from 1991. Comics are so confusing.
November 22, 2025 at 1:03 PM