Samuel Two Cats
@sammy2cats.bsky.social
I am two cats wearing a trench coat, pretending to be human.
Capcom Product Owner (CPO) in the mid ‘00s: okay team, we are going to port Resident Evil 1 to the new Nintendo DS platform, but we want to incorporate the initials DS in the title somehow, any suggestions?
Dev 1: Death Sandwich
Dev2: Dual Slaughter
Dev3 after making a quiet toot:
Deadly Silence
Dev 1: Death Sandwich
Dev2: Dual Slaughter
Dev3 after making a quiet toot:
Deadly Silence
January 11, 2026 at 5:20 PM
Capcom Product Owner (CPO) in the mid ‘00s: okay team, we are going to port Resident Evil 1 to the new Nintendo DS platform, but we want to incorporate the initials DS in the title somehow, any suggestions?
Dev 1: Death Sandwich
Dev2: Dual Slaughter
Dev3 after making a quiet toot:
Deadly Silence
Dev 1: Death Sandwich
Dev2: Dual Slaughter
Dev3 after making a quiet toot:
Deadly Silence
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BREAKING NEWS: There's an otter in this basket!!!
January 9, 2026 at 9:52 PM
BREAKING NEWS: There's an otter in this basket!!!
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elizabeth holmes is forcefem castration kinkposting from prison
January 10, 2026 at 2:47 AM
elizabeth holmes is forcefem castration kinkposting from prison
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Noem over here like
a cartoon character in a suit and tie stands in front of a fire escape
ALT: a cartoon character in a suit and tie stands in front of a fire escape
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January 8, 2026 at 1:22 PM
Noem over here like
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this is your reminder to make sure you always protect your peace.
if someone in your twitch chat or discord isn't fitting the vibe, show them the door. i promise your community will be better off.
if someone in your twitch chat or discord isn't fitting the vibe, show them the door. i promise your community will be better off.
January 4, 2026 at 8:20 PM
this is your reminder to make sure you always protect your peace.
if someone in your twitch chat or discord isn't fitting the vibe, show them the door. i promise your community will be better off.
if someone in your twitch chat or discord isn't fitting the vibe, show them the door. i promise your community will be better off.
My new years resolution is to fight the authoritarian forces that decided that we must divide time into yearly segments with each segment ending in absolute chaos and violence, so that we can bring the next segment with false optimism and broken promises.
January 1, 2026 at 3:30 AM
My new years resolution is to fight the authoritarian forces that decided that we must divide time into yearly segments with each segment ending in absolute chaos and violence, so that we can bring the next segment with false optimism and broken promises.
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I’m from Whoville, and I say kill the Grinch!
December 25, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I’m from Whoville, and I say kill the Grinch!
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NORAD Santa tracker is Woke
December 25, 2025 at 2:28 AM
NORAD Santa tracker is Woke
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I'm not going to eat Steve.
December 21, 2025 at 8:00 PM
I'm not going to eat Steve.
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It starts with knowing the truth. Don’t allow yourselves to be gaslit into believing this is a real question.
December 6, 2025 at 2:44 PM
It starts with knowing the truth. Don’t allow yourselves to be gaslit into believing this is a real question.
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SIX
SIX SIX
THE CHEESE WEDGE OF THE BEAST
SIX SIX
THE CHEESE WEDGE OF THE BEAST
November 22, 2025 at 11:28 PM
SIX
SIX SIX
THE CHEESE WEDGE OF THE BEAST
SIX SIX
THE CHEESE WEDGE OF THE BEAST
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Today's album of the day is CrazySexyCool by TLC, released on this date in 1994
November 15, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Today's album of the day is CrazySexyCool by TLC, released on this date in 1994
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Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
November 10, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
Where’s the sandwich throwing guy. Set target to Chuck Schumer.
a close up of a computer keyboard with a bunch of wires hanging from it .
ALT: a close up of a computer keyboard with a bunch of wires hanging from it .
media.tenor.com
November 10, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Where’s the sandwich throwing guy. Set target to Chuck Schumer.