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Sam
@sammarroy.bsky.social
Veteran poster, amateur human
Now more than ever, we need Jim Amendments III
January 18, 2026 at 5:43 AM
"When a man has hosted a clip show for 15 years, 15 years, and they give him a watch, kick him in the butt, and say 'A reality show took your job, daddy'"
January 18, 2026 at 2:09 AM
YOUR CITY IS IN RUINS AND YOUR WIFE HAS LEFT YOU FOR CURT CIGNETTI!
January 10, 2026 at 4:22 AM
It turns out this was actually the Homefield business model all along
January 10, 2026 at 3:58 AM
Oregon views Kenny Wheaton's pick-six to upset Washington in 1994 as *the* turning point in their program. They play it before every game at Autzen Stadium. This week, Kenny Wheaton more or less disavowed any connection he has to the university. Coincidence?
January 10, 2026 at 3:45 AM
They're seeing stars alright
January 10, 2026 at 2:09 AM
lotta Canes fans gonna be looking like Ronnie Dunn by the end of the night
January 1, 2026 at 4:30 AM
Somehow this is an even more barren list than I was expecting, and I wasn't expecting much
December 20, 2025 at 4:08 AM
If you want to know what the Alabama job does to a MFer, here's what he looked like when he was at Washington
December 20, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Adapting this defense but for "Let the Beat Build"
December 19, 2025 at 10:09 PM
I think about this one about once a week
December 13, 2025 at 9:43 PM
December 13, 2025 at 2:16 AM
December 7, 2025 at 12:23 AM
A living avatar of this immortal @crushbort.bsky.social post
December 5, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Counterpoint: they once burned and ate one of their prime ministers
November 28, 2025 at 7:14 PM
You owe me awe (and my client a $50 million dollar buyout)
October 11, 2025 at 10:56 PM
October 11, 2025 at 5:03 AM
We're lucky he got away only giving up two runs before Pearl set on him with the axe
October 5, 2025 at 2:23 AM
This is from his high school year book - the sheet says “Free Kosovo/Chechnya/Kurdistan/Palestine” (among others). It seems like he may actually have bedrock principles that won’t be easy to corrupt? I’m cautiously optimistic at least
September 28, 2025 at 12:14 PM
September 28, 2025 at 4:02 AM
I have a theory that Oregon wears colors furthest from the classic green and yellow in games they think they could lose so it's not readily apparent it's them getting beat in highlight reels lol - I'll never forget when they wore Cal colored Webfoots throwbacks for the game UW hung 70 on em
September 28, 2025 at 12:12 AM
plot twist lol
September 27, 2025 at 9:57 PM
@celebrityhottub.bsky.social based on how many times you’ve brought this up on the Fullcast you’re the only person I know who will find this as funny as I do
September 14, 2025 at 2:46 AM
September 6, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Nah that man is on some Barry Lyndon shit
September 6, 2025 at 3:48 AM